After missile false alarm, Hawaii porn use jumped 50%

[VeggieDog]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5280343/Porn-site-saw-spike-traffic-Hawaii-missile-threat.html

Hawaii's false alarm missile threat caused an almost unbearable amount of tension for residents - so much so that it sent some of them searching for relief in a rather risque place: a porn site.


Porn website Pornhub has revealed it saw a huge spike in traffic in the minutes after it was revealed the incoming ballistic missile warning had been a false alarm - with views in Hawaii coming in at nearly 50 per cent more than usual.

[krk1030]

Lol they wanted to stroke it one last time before getting blown up

[DiggityDaggityDo]

[Shute]

😂 😆 😝

[stevek173]

[jjgold]

Unreal

Average Hawaiian 🌺 is about 5.1 inches

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Unreal

Average Hawaiian  is about 5.1 inches

So even in Hawaii you'd be little man.

[funnyb25]

[The Kraken]

All those horny women had to get theirs one last time

[jjgold]

Yes

So even in Hawaii you'd be little man.

[JMobile]

[19th Hole]

Every hotel room in Hawaii locked in on XXXX.