Mayan is that one guy in the corner of a swap meet selling fruit, not even scary.
Official : New Toughest Guy Here Is HurryUpAndDrink
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JMobileSBR Posting Legend
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#71Comment -
jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
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#72
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shadymcgradySBR Posting Legend
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#73JJ spent his childhood hearing from his parents about how they should've chose sterilization like the doctor prescribed
Meanwhile hurry was shooting communist rebels in the Costa rican jungles during his youthComment -
HurryUpAndDrinkSBR Posting Legend
- 08-23-13
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#74Capitalists are not safe ShadyOriginally posted by shadymcgradyJJ spent his childhood hearing from his parents about how they should've chose sterilization like the doctor prescribed
Meanwhile hurry was shooting communist rebels in the Costa rican jungles during his youth
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HurryUpAndDrinkSBR Posting Legend
- 08-23-13
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#75This Mayan character aint that dumb or so it seems... he knew this was a lost battle.Comment -
iconSBR MVP
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#76Why not?Originally posted by Heltah SkeltahWhy punch a horse?Comment -
HurryUpAndDrinkSBR Posting Legend
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#77Originally posted by iconWhy not?
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jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
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#78Mayan went hiding
I wanted to fight this guy in Vegas years ago but did not showComment -
HurryUpAndDrinkSBR Posting Legend
- 08-23-13
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#79JJ I have your back
The time I was beaten by 4 bouncers it was cause I was defending my drunk palComment -
jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
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#80Drinker how many scars do you have?
I have over 300 just on my face , How do I know ?? I used a micro magnifier glassComment -
ShuteSBR Posting Legend
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#81Drinker
I would not fukk with you
Too scary looking
Plus very intelligentComment -
HurryUpAndDrinkSBR Posting Legend
- 08-23-13
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#82Shute, you are my buddyOriginally posted by ShuteDrinker
I would not fukk with you
Too scary looking
Plus very intelligent
We'll never feud, we pals, we drink and shoot the shit
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HurryUpAndDrinkSBR Posting Legend
- 08-23-13
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#83Cap, no clue, more than 20 for sure... 2 large ones... my right hand is full of em since I broke some glass and kept pounding it, needed like 20 stitches... 4-6 on each knuckleOriginally posted by jjgoldDrinker how many scars do you have?
I have over 300 just on my face , How do I know ?? I used a micro magnifier glassComment -
jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
- 07-20-05
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#84You should be in a fight club where they fight underground
It’s amazing you came here and so fast everybody is scared to death of you now, the firemen guys shakes like a leafComment -
JMobileSBR Posting Legend
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#85Mayan had fruit left over so he's back at the swap meet selling away.Comment -
firedawgBARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#86LolOriginally posted by jjgoldYou should be in a fight club where they fight underground
It’s amazing you came here and so fast everybody is scared to death of you now, the firemen guys shakes like a leaf
I think we all know better
Although I’d love to wrap a 5” hose around your throat punkComment -
King MayanSBR Posting Legend
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stevek173BARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#88
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grease lightninSBR Posting Legend
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#89Originally posted by firedawgLol
I think we all know better
Although I’d love to wrap a 5” hose around your throat punk
Don’t think that 5” will wrap all the way around big guyComment -
firedawgBARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#90Comes in 50 ft sectionsOriginally posted by grease lightninDon’t think that 5” will wrap all the way around big guy
I’m sure that will workComment -
grease lightninSBR Posting Legend
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#91Originally posted by firedawgComes in 50 ft sections
I’m sure that will work
It was a joke fire
get it?Comment -
stevek173BARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#92He was saying that the 5" was your penis and that there is no way a 5" penis would fit around Coach's neckComment -
HurryUpAndDrinkSBR Posting Legend
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#93Make a move, PUTOOriginally posted by King Mayan

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jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
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#94LolComment -
Big BearSBR Aristocracy- 11-01-11
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#95Yes exactly never make eye contactOriginally posted by The GiantEasily one of the toughest posters I've ever come across.
I always make sure and call him Mr. Drinker and NEVER EVER make eye contact.Comment -
HurryUpAndDrinkSBR Posting Legend
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#96i miss the Giant...Comment -
thechaozSBR Posting Legend
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#97We're brothers from another Mother.Originally posted by jjgoldA lot of guys have been holding the top five spots for years and years now but this guy came out of nowhere and takes it over, there’s not one guy that will fight this crazy nut.
He is from the streets like Mayan but tougher
Congrats
You won't take my trophy from my COLD.DEAD. HANDS HUD!
COME ON GET IT!
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HurryUpAndDrinkSBR Posting Legend
- 08-23-13
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#98looooooool, I'll just distract you with whores and narcotics, take it and make my exit quietlyComment -
eidolonSBR Hall of Famer
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#99The dude couldn't even bust a grape in a fruit fight.Comment -
downsouthSBR Posting Legend
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#100Ive met Mayan and seen pics of Hurry. Mayan may be short buy guy is built like a brick. Arm bigger than Hurrys body. Laying odds in a straight fight and Mayan is substantial chalk.
Hurry has to rely on hitting him from behind with something when not looking and hope it connects solid.Comment -
HurryUpAndDrinkSBR Posting Legend
- 08-23-13
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#101LOL yeah that all sounds nice on paper
I come from an ancient killer blood lineage
My ancestors used to wear the jaws of their foes as shoulder pads
Bottom line is I am a trained and experienced assasinComment -
downsouthSBR Posting Legend
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#102I gave you a shot if you snuck up behind him.Originally posted by HurryUpAndDrinkLOL yeah that all sounds nice on paper
I come from an ancient killer blood lineage
My ancestors used to wear the jaws of their foes as shoulder pads
Bottom line is I am a trained and experienced assasinComment -
HurryUpAndDrinkSBR Posting Legend
- 08-23-13
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#103DS... you may not believe this... but... I once fought 4 bouncers, DIDN'T WIN, but they had to work hard to take me down and I was 18 (back when I was an LSD dropping/mushroom chasing hippy, 30 pounds less than now. It took these 215+ lbs penetrates over a minute to take me down 4 vs 1.Originally posted by downsouthI gave you a shot if you snuck up behind him.
My best friend was on the sidelines with a broken nose.
I have taken people almost twice my size out, is all about speed and precision.Comment -
jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
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#105Reigle Pick Em vs HurryComment
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