Official : New Toughest Guy Here Is HurryUpAndDrink

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  • JMobile
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 08-21-10
    • 19074

    #71
    Mayan is that one guy in the corner of a swap meet selling fruit, not even scary.
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    • jjgold
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 07-20-05
      • 388179

      #72
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      • shadymcgrady
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 02-27-12
        • 10036

        #73
        JJ spent his childhood hearing from his parents about how they should've chose sterilization like the doctor prescribed

        Meanwhile hurry was shooting communist rebels in the Costa rican jungles during his youth
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        • HurryUpAndDrink
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 08-23-13
          • 13017

          #74
          Originally posted by shadymcgrady
          JJ spent his childhood hearing from his parents about how they should've chose sterilization like the doctor prescribed

          Meanwhile hurry was shooting communist rebels in the Costa rican jungles during his youth
          Capitalists are not safe Shady
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          • HurryUpAndDrink
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 08-23-13
            • 13017

            #75
            This Mayan character aint that dumb or so it seems... he knew this was a lost battle.
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            • icon
              SBR MVP
              • 01-09-18
              • 3441

              #76
              Originally posted by Heltah Skeltah
              Why punch a horse?
              Why not?
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              • HurryUpAndDrink
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 08-23-13
                • 13017

                #77
                Originally posted by icon
                Why not?
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                • jjgold
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 07-20-05
                  • 388179

                  #78
                  Mayan went hiding

                  I wanted to fight this guy in Vegas years ago but did not show
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                  • HurryUpAndDrink
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 08-23-13
                    • 13017

                    #79
                    JJ I have your back

                    The time I was beaten by 4 bouncers it was cause I was defending my drunk pal
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                    • jjgold
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 07-20-05
                      • 388179

                      #80
                      Drinker how many scars do you have?

                      I have over 300 just on my face , How do I know ?? I used a micro magnifier glass
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                      • Shute
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 03-20-17
                        • 11835

                        #81
                        Drinker
                        I would not fukk with you
                        Too scary looking
                        Plus very intelligent
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                        • HurryUpAndDrink
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 08-23-13
                          • 13017

                          #82
                          Originally posted by Shute
                          Drinker
                          I would not fukk with you
                          Too scary looking
                          Plus very intelligent
                          Shute, you are my buddy

                          We'll never feud, we pals, we drink and shoot the shit

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                          • HurryUpAndDrink
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 08-23-13
                            • 13017

                            #83
                            Originally posted by jjgold
                            Drinker how many scars do you have?

                            I have over 300 just on my face , How do I know ?? I used a micro magnifier glass
                            Cap, no clue, more than 20 for sure... 2 large ones... my right hand is full of em since I broke some glass and kept pounding it, needed like 20 stitches... 4-6 on each knuckle
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                            • jjgold
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 07-20-05
                              • 388179

                              #84
                              You should be in a fight club where they fight underground


                              It’s amazing you came here and so fast everybody is scared to death of you now, the firemen guys shakes like a leaf
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                              • JMobile
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 08-21-10
                                • 19074

                                #85
                                Mayan had fruit left over so he's back at the swap meet selling away.
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                                • firedawg
                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                  • 10-08-08
                                  • 39219

                                  #86
                                  Originally posted by jjgold
                                  You should be in a fight club where they fight underground


                                  It’s amazing you came here and so fast everybody is scared to death of you now, the firemen guys shakes like a leaf
                                  Lol


                                  I think we all know better

                                  Although I’d love to wrap a 5” hose around your throat punk
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                                  • King Mayan
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 09-22-10
                                    • 21326

                                    #87
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                                    • stevek173
                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                      • 03-29-08
                                      • 27598

                                      #88
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                                      • grease lightnin
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 10-01-12
                                        • 16015

                                        #89
                                        Originally posted by firedawg
                                        Lol


                                        I think we all know better

                                        Although I’d love to wrap a 5” hose around your throat punk


                                        Don’t think that 5” will wrap all the way around big guy
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                                        • firedawg
                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                          • 10-08-08
                                          • 39219

                                          #90
                                          Originally posted by grease lightnin
                                          Don’t think that 5” will wrap all the way around big guy
                                          Comes in 50 ft sections
                                          I’m sure that will work
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                                          • grease lightnin
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 10-01-12
                                            • 16015

                                            #91
                                            Originally posted by firedawg
                                            Comes in 50 ft sections
                                            I’m sure that will work

                                            It was a joke fire

                                            get it?
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                                            • stevek173
                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                              • 03-29-08
                                              • 27598

                                              #92
                                              He was saying that the 5" was your penis and that there is no way a 5" penis would fit around Coach's neck
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                                              • HurryUpAndDrink
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 08-23-13
                                                • 13017

                                                #93
                                                Originally posted by King Mayan
                                                Make a move, PUTO
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                                                • jjgold
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 07-20-05
                                                  • 388179

                                                  #94
                                                  Lol
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                                                  • Big Bear
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 11-01-11
                                                    • 43253

                                                    #95
                                                    Originally posted by The Giant
                                                    Easily one of the toughest posters I've ever come across.

                                                    I always make sure and call him Mr. Drinker and NEVER EVER make eye contact.
                                                    Yes exactly never make eye contact
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                                                    • HurryUpAndDrink
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 08-23-13
                                                      • 13017

                                                      #96
                                                      i miss the Giant...
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                                                      • thechaoz
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 10-23-09
                                                        • 12154

                                                        #97
                                                        Originally posted by jjgold
                                                        A lot of guys have been holding the top five spots for years and years now but this guy came out of nowhere and takes it over, there’s not one guy that will fight this crazy nut.


                                                        He is from the streets like Mayan but tougher

                                                        Congrats
                                                        We're brothers from another Mother.

                                                        You won't take my trophy from my COLD.DEAD. HANDS HUD!

                                                        COME ON GET IT!
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                                                        • HurryUpAndDrink
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 08-23-13
                                                          • 13017

                                                          #98
                                                          looooooool, I'll just distract you with whores and narcotics, take it and make my exit quietly
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                                                          • eidolon
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 01-02-08
                                                            • 9531

                                                            #99
                                                            The dude couldn't even bust a grape in a fruit fight.
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                                                            • downsouth
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 01-13-11
                                                              • 11580

                                                              #100
                                                              Ive met Mayan and seen pics of Hurry. Mayan may be short buy guy is built like a brick. Arm bigger than Hurrys body. Laying odds in a straight fight and Mayan is substantial chalk.

                                                              Hurry has to rely on hitting him from behind with something when not looking and hope it connects solid.
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                                                              • HurryUpAndDrink
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 08-23-13
                                                                • 13017

                                                                #101
                                                                LOL yeah that all sounds nice on paper

                                                                I come from an ancient killer blood lineage

                                                                My ancestors used to wear the jaws of their foes as shoulder pads


                                                                Bottom line is I am a trained and experienced assasin
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                                                                • downsouth
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 01-13-11
                                                                  • 11580

                                                                  #102
                                                                  Originally posted by HurryUpAndDrink
                                                                  LOL yeah that all sounds nice on paper

                                                                  I come from an ancient killer blood lineage

                                                                  My ancestors used to wear the jaws of their foes as shoulder pads


                                                                  Bottom line is I am a trained and experienced assasin
                                                                  I gave you a shot if you snuck up behind him.
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                                                                  • HurryUpAndDrink
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 08-23-13
                                                                    • 13017

                                                                    #103
                                                                    Originally posted by downsouth
                                                                    I gave you a shot if you snuck up behind him.
                                                                    DS... you may not believe this... but... I once fought 4 bouncers, DIDN'T WIN, but they had to work hard to take me down and I was 18 (back when I was an LSD dropping/mushroom chasing hippy, 30 pounds less than now. It took these 215+ lbs penetrates over a minute to take me down 4 vs 1.

                                                                    My best friend was on the sidelines with a broken nose.

                                                                    I have taken people almost twice my size out, is all about speed and precision.
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                                                                    • cincinnatikid513
                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                      • 11-23-17
                                                                      • 45360

                                                                      #104
                                                                      i wonder who would win a sbr rough n rowdy competiton


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                                                                      • jjgold
                                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                                        • 07-20-05
                                                                        • 388179

                                                                        #105
                                                                        Reigle Pick Em vs Hurry
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