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  • HurryUpAndDrink
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 08-23-13
    • 13017

    #1
    You know you are old as fukk when.......
    You wake up in the middle of the night almost throwing up vile and almost shitting yourself after overindulging on pizza last nite.............


    JFC.... Thank god for Sal Andrews.
  • HurryUpAndDrink
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 08-23-13
    • 13017

    #2
    This heartburn bullshitt is no joke... will ruin your sleep 100%

    Not to mention I had all kind of wacky "nightmares" before waking up

    Going on a mission to take out "another crew" and getting trapped by zombies inside a complex... wtf was I watching before going to bed???

    If I didnt know any better... I was watching thewalkingdead
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    • kidcudi92
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 12-14-11
      • 15434

      #3
      get a life

      christ

      nobody fukkin cares about your dreams or heartburn

      talk to someone in real life perhaps


      SALOON
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      • HurryUpAndDrink
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 08-23-13
        • 13017

        #4
        Originally posted by kidcudi92
        get a life

        christ

        nobody fukkin cares about your dreams or heartburn

        talk to someone in real life perhaps


        SALOON
        maybe if youd get laid every once in a while you wouldnt be in this permanent state of bitterness and disappointment

        pay a fukkin whore to blow you if the wife no longer wants to touch you

        if the "92" in your name indicates you are indeed my brothers age (25?) well... I take it you are just an immature fukk

        is so easy not to read my threads.... just stay the fukk out

        don't make me go up there and slap you silly, chain you to the bike, drag you some 3-4 blocks... and throw you in a sewage so you can meditate what you did wrong
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        • jjgold
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 07-20-05
          • 388179

          #5
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          • HurryUpAndDrink
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 08-23-13
            • 13017

            #6
            All good Corbin... ty for the best wishes man, you are my favorite jew

            Precisely because I do get a lot of anxiety when I don't drink or do blow... I overindulge a little bit with the munchies... 8 slices of pizza last nite and I have a bad stomach

            But all good... feeling better... watching a documentary on how immigration is fukkin Sweden and smoking a little MJ


            KidCudi a bitter cat, I mean, I literally posted this thread while in the shitter so I don't get why he says I have no life... when I am doing #2 I am either reading/posting and smoking.

            Am I the only one who does this? Doubtful
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