2018 SBR Royal Rumble... Who Would Win???

[DiggityDaggityDo]

There have been a lot of e-battles on SBR in 2017, with quite a few of them rolling over into the new year.

Lets say we throw 20 posters in the ring, Royal Rumble rules, no weapons... who would win?

I think I started a similar thread a few years back and most said TittyWarrior would win because it would be tough to get him over the ropes.

Now that Titty is is not around much, who would come out on top???

[Chi_archie]

could be a surprise, someone might get thrown over and hold on to the ropes or not have both feet hit the floor

Plus a few might be covered in grease so might be hard to throw over

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[GUMMO77]

Donk

He would oil himself up with lube, so the possibility of throwing him over the ropes goes down significantly.

Also the possibility of JJ trying to "get it in' Donk would drastically goes up.

Still +ev

[MickeyMan]

After seeing Manny absolutely beat down Mac both intellectually and emotionally pre-fight and then the actual ass kicking that followed in the ring my money would have to be on him.

[HurryUpAndDrink]

Lol I would...

Not only I workout on the reg and im trained on Muay Thai and Krav Maga (looking to add some BJJ for grapple power)

I will just take 2 whiskey shots and 2 lines of blow before entering... going GTA5 on all these fukks

[DiggityDaggityDo]

A few posters would be partners, meaning working together, so have to watch out for them.

But if they make it far they eventually have to turn on each other.

To make it a little bit more interesting, lets say the winner of the Rumble gets a guaranteed winning $570 million Power Ball ticket.

[JMobile]

Little muscle man Mayan doesn't post as much anymore so he won't be the last man standing.

I could take on AutoDoink because the guy is old as dirt.

[The Giant]

Diggity, what is wrong with you??

Do you sit around daydreaming about SBR posters wearing tight spandex getting all oiled up??

Maybe climbing up to the top ropes, all aroused, jumping down on their opponent in the spreadeagled position?

Is this what you think about, you sick motherfukker???

[HurryUpAndDrink]

Sweet Chin Music motherfukker!

[downsouth]

guy who strips naked, snorts a couple rails and takes A Viagara has to be the favorite.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Diggity, what is wrong with you??

Do you sit around daydreaming about SBR posters wearing tight spandex getting all oiled up??

Maybe climbing up to the top ropes, all aroused, jumping down on their opponent in the spreadeagled position?

Is this what you think about, you sick motherfukker???

Yes!

[King Mayan]

Little muscle man Mayan doesn't post as much anymore so he won't be the last man standing.

I could take on AutoDoink because the guy is old as dirt.

Sukk a dikk mobile

[JMobile]

Sukk a dikk mobile

Make a shout out video of you lifting heavy, bato loco.

[Cardinals01]

JJ Gold, 100%. People would be intimidated seeing him in the ring. After seeing his videos as of late, appears he has been working out. Not sure anyone be would be strong enough to throw him over the ropes.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Lol I would...

Not only I workout on the reg and im trained on Muay Thai and Krav Maga (looking to add some BJJ for grapple power)

I will just take 2 whiskey shots and 2 lines of blow before entering... going GTA5 on all these fukks

This guy would win.

He backs down from no one.

He also has the hair and the looks to pull this off.

[shadymcgrady]

Hurry, you're one bizarre poster. You're looking to add BBJ to More Thaiboys and Crack Magic?

Take it easy on the hallucinogenics or you and donk are gonna start you're own sitcom

[HurryUpAndDrink]

Hurry, you're one bizarre poster. You're looking to add BBJ to More Thaiboys and Crack Magic?

Take it easy on the hallucinogenics or you and donk are gonna start you're own sitcom

If you are polite, respectful and even remotely funny; you are on my good side, I'm harmless.

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

[HurryUpAndDrink]

I have that exact wallet btw, NOT KIDDING