Concussion talk.... How soon til female athletes join the gravy train.....

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  • Chi_archie
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-22-08
    • 63183

    #36
    how does the LFL define the process of a completed reception tho?
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    • JIBBBY
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 12-10-09
      • 83476

      #37
      ChI Archie should receive an infraction for polluting this fine chick football thread with those horrific images of JJ..

      Party foul!!!! ...
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      • Auto Donk
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 09-03-13
        • 43572

        #38
        JJ, I just ordered some Chicago Bliss gear for us to wear, my scrunch back (you get to pick your number) is no. 69

        as 69 was thus taken, I got you the next best number, that being "71"

        (which is of course represents "69 with two fingers up the ass")....





        you better get your ass into the gym and do a ton of squats and lunges, and tightin' your cheeks up....

        I can't stand having a flappy-assed wingman grossin' out the babes on the way to our front row seats......
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        • Auto Donk
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 09-03-13
          • 43572

          #39
          Originally posted by Chi_archie
          how does the LFL define the process of a completed reception tho?
          after watching klc's game, there was such a controversy, and I do know this rule now, tit's can't cause a fumble (so long as it's ground contact we're talkin' about -- obviously tit to tit contact can cause a fumble)....

          and, down by contact can be by tit-contact with the ground, so the womens game, like any woman's game (ladies golf using the short t-box, for eg.), has easier rules than the men's game....
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          • Auto Donk
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 09-03-13
            • 43572

            #40
            dammit.... I won't "last" through the pregame stretching.....





            do they hand out hand lotion and tissues when you enter the stadium?

            sell it for 20x it's face value like beer?

            do they check your murse/fanny packs to see if you're trying to sneak your own in?




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            • Auto Donk
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 09-03-13
              • 43572

              #41
              this dude will have a field day......


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              • Auto Donk
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 09-03-13
                • 43572

                #42
                well, last year I sprung for rockets playoff tickets for her birthday.....

                this year I'll tell her it's football tickets and not say a word as to the caliber of babes that we'll be watching.....

                wear loose pants with holes cut in the front pockets, small packet of lube, 50x power binoculars, small flask of Wild Turkey, and I'm all set.....

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                • Auto Donk
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 09-03-13
                  • 43572

                  #43
                  Originally posted by jjgold
                  Give us a winner
                  hope you tailed that charlotte canes/okc parlay I gave you (courtesy of harrylloyd's/lakerboys's wisdom) yesterday, PossumBoy......
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