Gus Malzahn's new seven-year $49-million contract
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Malzahn is too good to dump, too bad to fall in love with.
Gus Malzahn is the spouse who gives you the best night of lovemaking you’ve ever had, then is arrested for DUI the next day.
Gus Malzahn is the spouse who you take on the best vacation of your life, seven days in Paris, then comes back and stays out all night, drunk, refusing to tell you where he or she has been.
Gus Malzahn is the spouse who walks through the door and you never know what you’re going to hear, “honey, I got a big promotion and a raise!” Or, “honey, I knocked up a stripper at the Starlight Lounge and she’s having the baby.”
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Auburn will always be good but never win the title
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2 more years maybeComment
