Could Very Well Get a BJ Tonight, too

Sam Odom · 12-31-17, 08:47 PM

unde0087 · 12-31-17, 08:48 PM

Well if not, you can always get drunk and give yourself a stranger

funnyb25 · 12-31-17, 08:50 PM

Resentment the #1 offender

Auto Donk · 12-31-17, 08:53 PM

i've got my eye on a sexy latina if the bj itself doesn't come through:

Jimmy Proffett · 12-31-17, 08:55 PM

Wow.... a blowjob from your wife on New Year's Eve??? No wai

funnyb25 · 12-31-17, 08:55 PM

Go beat off man...

Auto Donk · 12-31-17, 08:56 PM

dude, you're obviously not married....

a wife is the hardest commodity to get a blow job from.....

there's a reason all brides smile as they walk down the isle to get married.....

they know they've given their last blow job

funnyb25 · 12-31-17, 08:57 PM

Marriage is the worst day of a mans life....no more blowjobs...

Auto Donk · 12-31-17, 08:58 PM

I was gonna go with the white chick as a "no blow job back up plan", but I've seen her in action.....

took three bbc in the vag, and they say it's "the exact dimensions" of the starlet.....

so, since I wasn't sure if the thing came with a two by four to strap to my ass to keep from fallin' in, I went with the latina....