Serious Question: What Are My Best Options To Get New Teeth?

[jjgold]

Anyone know costs and procedures I can do?

Implants?
Caps??

Any Dentists here??

Personal Attacks get reported to the administration where I have tremendous pull

[BIGDAY]

Clear Choice. I've seen commercials.

[Bostongambler]

Get wooden teeth like George Washington.

[jjgold]

BG I AM MOB

Let me check clear choice

[shadymcgrady]

You'll get more traffic at the glory hole if you take a hammer to the upper and lower incisors and surrounding teeth or you can come see me and I'll knock them out for you

Which comedian said that dentists are failed doctors? Dentists that have stein in their name or practicing partner generally charge 15-35% more

[MinnesotaFats]

Veneers are about $400 per tooth....

[Optional]

Do a search for Thai dental tourism.

You can get a package that includes your dental work for about the same as a regualr holiday package.

[PanamaBrad]

Do a search for Thai dental tourism.

You can get a package that includes your dental work for about the same as a regualr holiday package.

AND for a bonus, when he gets the happy ending to that package the Thai won't laugh at him cause they have seen Koreans!!

[d2bets]

Teeth are overrated. Can you chew meat? Man up.

[grease lightnin]

Do a search for Thai dental tourism.

You can get a package that includes your dental work for about the same as a regualr holiday package.

Here you go JJ

Opti wins thread.

Plus you can bring home a ladyboy to NJ

[hubie69]

Don't get new ones, let them fall out so you can talk like Mike Tyson. JJ call me.

[Sam Odom]

go to Mexico , TJ has good cheap Dentists

[Sam Odom]

Plus you can bring home a ladyboy to NJ

make the LB get his teeth all removed before going back to Jersey

[grease lightnin]

Sammy please. I have been drinking a lot this week and my stomach is already sensitive.

[firedawg]

Just keep them clean and ride it out.
Use those funds to deposit offshore.
Your to banged up at this point to worry about your grill.

[jjgold]

Dawg 😡

[firedawg]

Dawg 😡

Sorry pal
Just calling it like I see it

[RudyRuetigger]

who needs teeth when you have the alcohol diet

[Slipknot26]

Don't go Caps , useless and will fail in a couple of years .
Buddy's wife had it , lasted couple of years , back to square one.
Do the implants , expensive as fukk , but will last till you're dead . I had it done due to medical reasons , Bruxism and pain that was 24/7 and I was fukkin mind blown the cost , get ready to pay up , you have no idea the cost you're speaking about .
Obviously was willing to do whatever to get rid of the pain to pay what I did but was worth it in the end , depends on your circumstance to what you're willing to pay ,
Think long term because if you do one thing , it fails , the dentist , surgeon , specialist don't give a fukk , you're paying again even if it's the same exact procedure .
Oh yea , it's all out of pocket to boot , doesn't matter if a medical condition , dental insurance or what . Do you still have that stash from the attic ? You're using it all plus some .

[opie1988]

Having your teeth fixed would be the best thing you ever did. Expensive, but worth it in every way. Nothing would help to boost your self confidence like having a nice smile you’re proud to show off.

Never too too late to not walk around like a snaggletoothed jack o’lantern. Get it done

[JMobile]

Just don't smile.

[Sam Odom]

Nothing would help to boost your self confidence like having a nice smile you’re proud to show off.

Good Luck with this , JJ

[THE_LOCKSMITH]

I'll fix em for ya

[jtoler]

Just sneak into a funeral home and pull the teeth of those who have no use for them anymore. Yank a few rows out, take them to the dentist and tell him you want a new smile, you wont find a cheaper way.

[Foxx]

I'd go with all gold teeth in front. It will suit you well.

[RudyRuetigger]

how is this not in the saloon?

[JIBBBY]

How about some clear braces to straighten your jagged fangs JJ? If your teeth are rotting out then implants and or root canals are the way to go.. Will cost you a small fortune..


If your teeth are still reasonably healthy I'd say cap your teeth then, my buddy did all his last year and he had teeth worse looking then yours JJ.. Only problem with capping is that his smile and teeth look to white and perfect now that it actually looks.. Like dentures.. Still an improvement though.. Hopefully those capped teeth will fade with coffee over time or something for him....

Can also pull your bad teeth and bridge them with your good ones for cheap..

[jjgold]

What do implants cost?

[Slipknot26]

Entire ? One , four ?
What qty ?

[JIBBBY]

What do implants cost?

A good deal near me is $1700 for each tooth.. Usually $2000-$3000 at most dentists for each tooth... Can travel to other Countries to get better deals as well... Literally can cost you a small fortune to implant your entire grill..

Alot of work involved with each implant.. I had one implant done, not fun but it feels and looks like a real tooth today, it's permanent and should last longer then my other real teeth.. It's good go to...

[Sam Odom]

JJ , save about $1800 per tooth

[Slipknot26]

Entire is $29000+ upper , lower is 22k+ due to less surgery needed , it's all out of pocket expense but write off on taxes .
Again , Caps or veneers , if they fail over time , you pay for the second round out of pocket yet again .
Look around , dentist don't care if it works or not , you coming back is more cash for his Benz , Porsche , Lexus SUV .

[jjgold]

fuk that

It seems painful too and a very long process

A few caps here and there might be better

[BChrisB]

Dental tourism is the only way to go. You can go to India or Thailand get all your work done, visit the country, see the sites and possible come back with a young hottie that will use and marry you for your citizenship.

[Bostongambler]

Get a whole new grill Mario. That way when you have those octogenarian parties that you posted you will ge a hit.