My 2017 SBR Awards

[ChuckyTheGoat]

Best Sexually-charged Picture Poster = DiggityDaggityDo

Top Crypto Poster = shocka1212

Top Mod = Optional

Top Poker Room Reg = sinmiedo

Best Fade = JJGold

[Chi_archie]

those are the exact same as I had

[RudyRuetigger]

is this your first thread in players talk

PASS

get some credentials then come back kid

[ChuckyTheGoat]

those are the exact same as I had

Chi, if u float me 20pts...I can figure out a winning category for u.

[jjgold]

Fuk you Chucky

Anytime
Man

Come
To
Vegas

[ChuckyTheGoat]

Fuk you Chucky

Anytime
Man

Come
To
Vegas

I'll be there manana. You'll be nowhere in sight.

[mpaschal34]

5 awards....that’s it?

[ChuckyTheGoat]

5 awards....that’s it?

If I think of any more...I'll write em down. Just off the cuff.

[stevek173]

I'd like to nominate for best new screen name:

Hugh Madbrough

Best nickname: Cuckold (for Kukkohfihbl = whatever his name is)

[Auto Donk]

best possum impersonator:









in a sweeter moment, the feeding of PossumBoy's clan, including him, and the children born to he and Mayela:




and, for the record, that shit they're eating cost $195 bucks a plate.....

[stevek173]

[JIBBBY]

I think limp leg Auto Donkers beats out Diggity for most sexual content posted... Donkers gets that crown!!!

[funnyb25]

[Auto Donk]

I know this mother fukker is part possum, as he has the same f'n rhythm of a whole clan of the fukkers chowing down:



(those are the possums-- to avoid any confusion)

this is PossumBoy:




beautiful grey markings on both, sometimes hard to distinguish.... and both have the same black accents around the eyes......

[Auto Donk]

I think limp leg Auto Donkers beats out Diggity for most sexual content posted... Donkers gets that crown!!!

you got my leg all wrong, muther fukker.....

it's got enough electrical current running through it to kick 70-80 yd field goals right now......

i kicked a neighbor's cat all the way across the f'n pool house this morning, splitting the uprights of two tall pines behind it.....

[JIBBBY]

Donkers working over JJ in this thread.. Funny shiiiiit...

JJ you gonna take all this forum abuse just sitting down?

[Auto Donk]

Donkers working over JJ in this thread.. Funny shiiiiit...

JJ you gonna take all this forum abuse just sitting down?

he'll take it rollin' over and playing f'n dead......

[JIBBBY]

you got my leg all wrong, muther fukker.....

it's got enough electrical current running through it to kick 70-80 yd field goals right now......

i kicked a neighbor's cat all the way across the f'n pool house this morning, splitting the uprights of two tall pines behind it.....

LOL.... Donkers!!!!

[Auto Donk]

LOL.... Donkers!!!!

shit, looks just like me back in my one-eyed goatee days.....

wrong leg though....

[JAKEPEAVY21]

short list but pretty good one...

[HurryUpAndDrink]

Lol Donkers is making burying JJ his new job.

[Hugh Madbrough]

I'd like to nominate for best new screen name:

Hugh Madbrough

Best nickname: Cuckold (for Kukkohfihbl = whatever his name is)

Thank you for the nomination Stevek173.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I made the list.

[Chi_archie]

I think limp leg Auto Donkers beats out Diggity for most sexual content posted... Donkers gets that crown!!!

the award is not for the poster who posts the most naked pics of himself and his sloppy old wife along with long winded fake dear penthouse type posts about shit he dreamed about but would never do with his actual tiny wing wang.

weird that a guy jacks off while posting in players talk (but gets salooned) about some pretend story that he starts off with.... "that reminds me about the time that......

who wants to keep telling 500 broke dik dudes and shari and badnina 4 times per year about their pretend wang


sad



on the other hand

DDD has posts with mostly pretty and non porn beat up chicks in it, that make you want to pull your own wang out without anyone knowing it, as well as sometimes be thoughtful and voice why or why you don't find particular women on left, right, or middle to be your best option

[Louisvillekid1]

Gl to all

[5mike5]

I made the list.

yes please

[The Giant]

Unreal.

[Bostongambler]

Little young, no?

[mpaschal34]

Little young, no?

yes....i'm afraid to make any public comments at this time. need age verification please.

she'll probably end up being 25 and make me feel really old.

[Auto Donk]

the award is not for the poster who posts the most naked pics of himself and his sloppy old wife along with long winded fake dear penthouse type posts about shit he dreamed about but would never do with his actual tiny wing wang.

weird that a guy jacks off while posting in players talk (but gets salooned) about some pretend story that he starts off with.... "that reminds me about the time that......

who wants to keep telling 500 broke dik dudes and shari and badnina 4 times per year about their pretend wang


sad



on the other hand

DDD has posts with mostly pretty and non porn beat up chicks in it, that make you want to pull your own wang out without anyone knowing it, as well as sometimes be thoughtful and voice why or why you don't find particular women on left, right, or middle to be your best option

bring your sad f'n ass to a bash, bitch....

and a stack of hundreds, and the list of your pathetic sour grapes accusations above, and lay a hundred on me as I blow your f'n ass outta the water with proof of all my "bullshit", a hundred per pop, bitch......

simply can't handle the fact that it's all true.....

show up, prick.... we'll settle it and then I'll send your ass back in here with your f'n tail tucked between your f'n legs, jackass.....

[Auto Donk]

i don't know who the bigger pussy is, giant or chi arch.....

both are woefully pathetic.....

[The Giant]

So easily triggered.

[Auto Donk]

So easily triggered.

lol.... i usually entertain both you pricks with some nice self-deprecating humor.....

dozens of dozens of snide remarks from both you pricks.... laugh them off and move on....

but finally decided to call shithead out and make some money off of him.... u too for that matter if youre interested.....

every "reminds me of the time" story your certain is bullshit, put up a hundred..... we'll have a trusted source verify it, and you can fukkin' pay me.... any story not verified, i pay you.....

and we'll have see who's got the other's money at the end of the day....

either one of you or both, put your money where your fukkin mouths are and pick the stories you want.....

and fukkin' pay me....

[ChuckyTheGoat]

I don't think Donk will wind up empty-handed. He may well take JJ's SBR Man of Year honor.

[JIBBBY]

So easily triggered.