Non-pros continue to get laughed at

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  • Fidel_CashFlow
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 12-03-12
    • 53970

    #71
    Originally posted by The Giant
    He doesn't have to admit it.

    It's written right beneath his name, in blue.

    You've got one, yourself, pal.
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    • jjgold
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 07-20-05
      • 388179

      #72
      The end of the year is coming so get your pro membership in with a long waiting list
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      • Harry N. Lloyd
        SBR MVP
        • 03-26-08
        • 4810

        #73
        After many years of being non-pro, one night recently I finally had enough Maker Mark Manhattan's to cough up the (ahem....) charitable donation to Become A Pro. Much to my surprise soon after I started winning a ridiculous % of my wagers, the hair on my head started growing back (thick and lustrous), and I've been getting laid virtually nonstop. Just sayin'.....!
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        • Foxx
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 05-25-11
          • 5832

          #74
          JJ, I applied like 8 days ago. Check on it please. I can't wait to get the respect I deserve, not to mention the extra length and girth. Thanks.
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          • shocka1212
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 10-06-12
            • 16788

            #75
            Originally posted by Foxx
            JJ, I applied like 8 days ago. Check on it please. I can't wait to get the respect I deserve, not to mention the extra length and girth. Thanks.
            Girth is key.... size maters. But it's the width and thickness that they want
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            • Eddy Munny
              Benched
              • 08-13-13
              • 15769

              #76
              The other day a leper refused to sit next to me on the bus when he discovered I was a non-pro.

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              • bobbywaves
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 05-06-08
                • 13280

                #77
                Originally posted by maggiethebestdog
                If I become a Pro can I join the gay circle jerk you guys are obviously participating in?????
                Yes, we know you like gay circle jerks with your atheist buddies.
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                • cincinnatikid513
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 11-23-17
                  • 45360

                  #78
                  how long does it take become a pro been winning lately need keep the good karma flowing
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                  • PittsburghPlayer
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 01-11-10
                    • 6760

                    #79
                    Originally posted by jjgold
                    We’re getting lots of complaints from non pros claiming harassment

                    Any non pro that claims anything negative
                    can get the fukk out

                    non pros that believe that they are equal to Pros, here on this site -
                    are delusional





                    Let me at them, who are these imbeciles?

                    I hope that cursing is not negative
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                    • PittsburghPlayer
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 01-11-10
                      • 6760

                      #80
                      Originally posted by Cuse0323
                      The deck is stacked now. I'm on the other team. We got this broke dikks.
                      holy shit, funny as fukk
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                      • jjgold
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 07-20-05
                        • 388179

                        #81
                        My problem or ship will be running out and I will have to scramble to become a problem again the pressure will be on
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                        • ticklemepink1991
                          SBR MVP
                          • 02-06-17
                          • 1073

                          #82
                          Originally posted by Mackballs
                          90% of pros here bet like amateurs
                          90% of the pros here don't even bet, don't get it twisted
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                          • JIBBBY
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 12-10-09
                            • 83686

                            #83
                            I don't like newbie non pro's that just sign up and come onto this forum and start popping off to the Pros right off the bat.... They should be banned immediately...
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                            • PhattDaddy204
                              SBR MVP
                              • 09-15-16
                              • 2979

                              #84
                              Originally posted by Eddy Munny
                              The other day a leper refused to sit next to me on the bus when he discovered I was a non-pro.

                              Yea you get left alone Eddie when you Handed out dildos to all the guys on bus. Plus you stink like ass. I had my PI confirm both broke dikkkk
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                              • Eddy Munny
                                Benched
                                • 08-13-13
                                • 15769

                                #85
                                Originally posted by PhattDaddy204
                                Yea you get left alone Eddie when you Handed out dildos to all the guys on bus. Plus you stink like ass. I had my PI confirm both broke dikkkk
                                Wow, your football picks are bombing left and right and you don't even have a good sense of humor to fall back on in these hard times. Such a shame. God neglected to endow you with any redeeming attributes and I can understand your frustration.
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                                • jjgold
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 07-20-05
                                  • 388179

                                  #86
                                  Saving up for renewing
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