The end of the year is coming so get your pro membership in with a long waiting list
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Harry N. Lloyd
SBR MVP
03-26-08
4810
#73
After many years of being non-pro, one night recently I finally had enough Maker Mark Manhattan's to cough up the (ahem....) charitable donation to Become A Pro. Much to my surprise soon after I started winning a ridiculous % of my wagers, the hair on my head started growing back (thick and lustrous), and I've been getting laid virtually nonstop. Just sayin'.....!
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Foxx
SBR Hall of Famer
05-25-11
5816
#74
JJ, I applied like 8 days ago. Check on it please. I can't wait to get the respect I deserve, not to mention the extra length and girth. Thanks.
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shocka1212
SBR Posting Legend
10-06-12
16788
#75
Originally posted by Foxx
JJ, I applied like 8 days ago. Check on it please. I can't wait to get the respect I deserve, not to mention the extra length and girth. Thanks.
Girth is key.... size maters. But it's the width and thickness that they want
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Eddy Munny
Benched
08-13-13
15769
#76
The other day a leper refused to sit next to me on the bus when he discovered I was a non-pro.
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bobbywaves
SBR Posting Legend
05-06-08
13280
#77
Originally posted by maggiethebestdog
If I become a Pro can I join the gay circle jerk you guys are obviously participating in?????
Yes, we know you like gay circle jerks with your atheist buddies.
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cincinnatikid513
SBR Aristocracy
11-23-17
45365
#78
how long does it take become a pro been winning lately need keep the good karma flowing
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PittsburghPlayer
SBR Hall of Famer
01-11-10
6760
#79
Originally posted by jjgold
We’re getting lots of complaints from non pros claiming harassment
Any non pro that claims anything negative
can get the fukk out
non pros that believe that they are equal to Pros, here on this site -
are delusional
Let me at them, who are these imbeciles?
I hope that cursing is not negative
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PittsburghPlayer
SBR Hall of Famer
01-11-10
6760
#80
Originally posted by Cuse0323
The deck is stacked now. I'm on the other team. We got this broke dikks.
holy shit, funny as fukk
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388208
#81
My problem or ship will be running out and I will have to scramble to become a problem again the pressure will be on
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ticklemepink1991
SBR MVP
02-06-17
1073
#82
Originally posted by Mackballs
90% of pros here bet like amateurs
90% of the pros here don't even bet, don't get it twisted
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JIBBBY
SBR Aristocracy
12-10-09
83476
#83
I don't like newbie non pro's that just sign up and come onto this forum and start popping off to the Pros right off the bat.... They should be banned immediately...
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PhattDaddy204
SBR MVP
09-15-16
2979
#84
Originally posted by Eddy Munny
The other day a leper refused to sit next to me on the bus when he discovered I was a non-pro.
Yea you get left alone Eddie when you Handed out dildos to all the guys on bus. Plus you stink like ass. I had my PI confirm both broke dikkkk
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Eddy Munny
Benched
08-13-13
15769
#85
Originally posted by PhattDaddy204
Yea you get left alone Eddie when you Handed out dildos to all the guys on bus. Plus you stink like ass. I had my PI confirm both broke dikkkk
Wow, your football picks are bombing left and right and you don't even have a good sense of humor to fall back on in these hard times. Such a shame. God neglected to endow you with any redeeming attributes and I can understand your frustration.