Dam it, I had millions of reasons to stay alive... fkn TO let me down
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mikejamm
SBR Posting Legend
08-24-09
11038
#108
Originally posted by Cuse0323
mike would be the one angry over an entertaining game. Can we get him some pills? I'd suggest Thorazine, Mikey. I'm sure your primary care doctor would oblige.
Says the broke fuk non Pro! I am on meds, it's called Beer and Buds!
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43559
#109
i told you people i'd fuk rinna before I left the island.....
it's good to be The Donk.....
'
best part of it is LaToya filmed it and ate the cream pie I give rinna....
fuk you harry hamlin!!!!
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43559
#110
if this game stays true to life, it should be Auto Donk and Auto Donk in a 1-2 finish.....
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mikejamm
SBR Posting Legend
08-24-09
11038
#111
I'm still call'in bullshit, Automouthdonk, should not have 2 fuk'in characters! You ever seen this shit before, Shari? Did you enter this Texas blow hard in there twice?
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Chi_archie
SBR Aristocracy
07-22-08
63165
#112
if it stays true to life
auto donk will talk auto donk to death and you'll ignore yourself or get stuck in a corner playing a hilary gif on repeat 24-7 until your eye balls pop out of your brain
cold chai tea, right brah?
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43559
#113
on a side note, I didn't think SBR Hunger Games would be able to find an avatar big enough to show Opti's girth, but I'll be damned if they didn't come through.......
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43559
#114
Originally posted by Chi_archie
if it stays true to life
auto donk will talk auto donk to death and you'll ignore yourself or get stuck in a corner playing a hilary gif on repeat 24-7 until your eye balls pop out of your brain
cold chai tea, right brah?
HiLIARy's reaction to Auto Donk and Auto Donk finishing 1-2:
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shari91
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
02-23-10
32661
#115
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43559
#116
rinna must've really liked dat dik....
i can't get rid of her now.....
someone call hamlin and tell him to come get his ho.....
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Biff41
SBR MVP
07-23-14
1234
#117
Originally posted by mikejamm
How about you "bounce" and turn SBR Pro, douche bag! And quit bumming off Shari, broke dic fuk!
Let hope all broke ass non pros get shanked on the 1st day!
I have titewad in my genes. That is why i've lasted in this hobby of ours. As my last few posts testify, i can't pick winners all the time.
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mikejamm
SBR Posting Legend
08-24-09
11038
#118
Originally posted by Chi_archie
if it stays true to life
auto donk will talk auto donk to death and you'll ignore yourself or get stuck in a corner playing a hilary gif on repeat 24-7 until your eye balls pop out of your brain
cold chai tea, right brah?
Or both AD's get stuck on an island with wussywaves, whom they capture and take turns tag teaming until his asshole rips open and his guts fall out!
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Cuse0323
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
12-09-09
30169
#119
shari doesn't just rest, she climbs a damn tree to rest. Australians.
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SharpAngles
SBR Hall of Famer
04-15-14
9467
#120
Not only do I get a tranny av and die early, some fuggin donk gets two runners RSH. What next Lou wins?
I️ do love that Shari gave him two twink avatars as a subtle dig though. You go girl!
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43559
#121
Originally posted by mikejamm
Or both AD's get stuck on an island with wussywaves, whom they capture and take turns tag teaming until his asshole rips open and his guts fall out!
I didnt think anything would cause me to lose wood after taggin' rinna all night/day for two days straight.... I was wrong
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shari91
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
02-23-10
32661
#122
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43559
#123
if i'm chasin' that pig Klhoe down, I must've already tagged all the other guttersnipes on the island.....
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SharpAngles
SBR Hall of Famer
04-15-14
9467
#124
Damn watch out for Shari and her sais. Bloodthirsty
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43559
#125
i guess I'm trying to figure out why jessica simpson/lakerboy has nicknamed me "Thorns"......
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shari91
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
02-23-10
32661
#126
I'm guessing this is the end of Donk's SBR career
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BIGDAY
SBR Aristocracy
02-17-10
48245
#127
Now that’s funny.
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SharpAngles
SBR Hall of Famer
04-15-14
9467
#128
Donks taken one too many bad beats in the RSH poker room. Couldn’t control the rage anymore.
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43559
#129
crap.... I told myself don't kill the babes if they don't put out, but rather only ruin any chance they have at a career in Hollywood.....
sorry, Shari....
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43559
#130
ps... the games are malfunctioning now.... It was Auto Donk who put rinna's "fire" out.....
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shari91
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
02-23-10
32661
#131
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43559
#132
lakerboy still not over getting "pricked" by The Donk.....
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43559
#133
ps... game staying true to life once again.... it's Auto Donk and a bunch of women, no other sausage left on the island......
come feast, my beauties!!!!! there's plenty-o-donk to go around!!!!
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mikejamm
SBR Posting Legend
08-24-09
11038
#134
Originally posted by Auto Donk
I didnt think anything would cause me to lose wood after taggin' rinna all night/day for two days straight.... I was wrong
Dude, it's the hunger games, anything can happen!
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43559
#135
Originally posted by mikejamm
Dude, it's the hunger games, anything can happen!
I could never be this "hungry":
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Cuse0323
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
12-09-09
30169
#136
Can't make that shit up. I'll be dressed as woman while crying as I look at a family photo.
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shari91
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
02-23-10
32661
#137
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mikejamm
SBR Posting Legend
08-24-09
11038
#138
Originally posted by shari91
I'm guessing this is the end of Donk's SBR career
Right you are, Shari! How dare the Donk take out 2 of SBR finest, well one of SBR finest. fuk Lou
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Cuse0323
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
12-09-09
30169
#139
Donker, let's shack up.
Sorry, LB.
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43559
#140
love shack, baby.... "love" shack is what I constructed.....