Krackles going under tomorrow

The Giant · 10-09-17, 10:00 PM

Give me all your points. I will ship them back to if you survive.

JMobile · 10-09-17, 10:01 PM

Originally posted by The Giant

Give me all your points. I will ship them back to if you survive.

12 points is enough to make it.

Foxx · 10-09-17, 10:02 PM

Vaya con Dios.

The Giant · 10-09-17, 10:03 PM

Originally posted by JMobile

12 points is enough to make it.

If he only has 12 points, I'll be rooting for him to survive.

If he ships me something like 5000, well, then, it's been nice knowing you, Kraken.

MickeyMan · 10-09-17, 10:03 PM

How should we figure out the time and place for your funeral if you don’t make it?

ChuckyTheGoat · 10-09-17, 10:04 PM

Kracker, good luck, pal!

ChuckyTheGoat · 10-09-17, 10:04 PM

Originally posted by MickeyMan

How should we figure out the time and place for your funeral if you don’t make it?

JJGold is arranging a team of pall-bearers.

KVB · 10-09-17, 10:04 PM

Be safe Kraken, we'll hear from you soon.

JMobile · 10-09-17, 10:08 PM

Originally posted by The Giant

If he only has 12 points, I'll be rooting for him to survive.

If he ships me something like 5000, well, then, it's been nice knowing you, Kraken.

Lol.

Expect me to bother you if 5000 was delivered.

lakerboy · 10-09-17, 10:18 PM

Everything will be fine. Good luck

Wheatgrass · 10-09-17, 10:24 PM

medicaid or private insurance?

mr. leisure · 10-09-17, 10:24 PM

Good luck Kraken

pilebuck13 · 10-09-17, 10:27 PM

Originally posted by The Giant

Give me all your points. I will ship them back to if you survive.

pilebuck13 · 10-09-17, 10:28 PM

Good luck buddy...

dlowilly · 10-09-17, 10:34 PM

Would you feel better or worse if the operating physicians and assistants were also libtarded posters on a sports forum?

samgurt · 10-09-17, 10:35 PM

You're in good hands Kraken. Mayo surgeons are top notch. Have lived here for 3 years and have never heard anyone say a single bad thing about surgeons. The stories of the things they pull off are amazing.

Good luck pal.

Cuse0323 · 10-09-17, 10:40 PM

You got this, Krak. We aren't allowed to die, so all is well. Ask for the good stuff after. You already know.

See you soon man.

Booya711 · 10-09-17, 11:11 PM

Hope it goes well Kraken

The Kraken · 10-09-17, 11:25 PM

Thanks gents for the kind words. I have no doubts I’m in good hands. This is my 3rd and hopefully final surgery.

If you don’t hear from me by the weekend, I probably passed. If it were to happen, search Craigslist around Friday, you’ll likely see some long winded post from a single 1/2 white 1/2 black mother in the F4M section. She’ll mention the pre-reqs like $125000/year, 9”, must do all chores, baby sit all day, work all night, etc... if you happen to see that post on seattle CL, light a candle and ring the bell, Krackles will be on the highway to hell

And Giant, can you ship Cuser a pony for me, my brother from another mother.

TheMoneyShot · 10-09-17, 11:34 PM

Thinking about you man. Prayers.

You have to stick around... I can't tell my conspiracy stories without you here.

SEAHAWKHARRY · 10-09-17, 11:34 PM

Lol Kracken ..good spirits brother..take care
And I am praying for a successful surgery for ya

chico2663 · 10-09-17, 11:54 PM

The Kraken · 10-09-17, 11:56 PM

Originally posted by TheMoneyShot

Thinking about you man. Prayers.

You have to stick around... I can't tell my conspiracy stories without you here.

Thx, I enjoy the fukking conspiracy theories. Half the time I’m arguing with you but thinking “damn he’s got a point”

chico2663 · 10-09-17, 11:59 PM

Uncle kraken you have nothing to worry about. But you know they started to do penis transplants..... sooooooo could you will it to me. Mine is old and had a lot of use in the ghetto from 1976- 2013 but I feel that I can always say beetch look at the kraken when i take my drawers off

gauchojake · 10-10-17, 12:05 AM

Good luck pal. You'll be fine.

Shute · 10-10-17, 12:22 AM

Originally posted by The Kraken

The time has come for Mayo Clinic to finish what they started and retrieve some old scrap yard metal they put in me back in 2011, about 4 feet worth

Unfortunately, the surgery is high risk this time around. Some of the metal migrated from where it was initially implanted and is resting against a pretty big artery, so there’s a chance that artery is perforated while the metal is being removed.. Surgeon is going to use the old scars to do the surgery but told me they’re prepping me for open heart surgery just in case

In other words, Fukk ya, lets do it

Ubering in at 0500

that’s around my bedtime

You fills should hear from me within a few days, otherwise assume the worse

Best ol luck dude
I am saying prayers
Peace ✌️

kidcudi92 · 10-10-17, 12:28 AM

i really dislike you krakhead

but i do wish you well

nothing on this forum is that deep

Shute · 10-10-17, 12:29 AM

Kraken
I will say prayers for you.
Hail Mary and Our Father
May you be at peace.
Seriously I will pray for you.
Shute

zizoudane10 · 10-10-17, 12:31 AM

What gaucho said

Shute · 10-10-17, 12:33 AM

I seriously will pray
At some point in life it comes to this
I hope that everything is ok
Shute

chico2663 · 10-10-17, 12:38 AM

kracken all kidding aside; you are in my prayers.

bhoor · 10-10-17, 12:55 AM

Wish you well !

jjgold · 10-10-17, 05:33 AM

good luck

Keep us updated Krackles

shadymcgrady · 10-10-17, 07:31 AM

One of sbr's finest instigators is temporarily out of commission?

Who's the substitute teacher?