Live next to a Russian Mobster

pilebuck13 · 10-01-17, 07:12 PM

yah ok. You neighbors to a guy who's house is 10million... come on man..why don't you tell him your a democrat he'll probably laugh at you and not speak to you again.

VeggieDog · 10-01-17, 07:13 PM

Be nice to him. Invite him over for coffee. And then your enemies will become his enemies.

CWD · 10-01-17, 07:18 PM

every russian says they are connected

its in one ear out the other to me

are these threads still auditions or are they paying you for this crap now ?

b1slickguy · 10-01-17, 07:34 PM

This is sounds like a Seaweed story, but better and with juicier details.

MinnesotaFats · 10-01-17, 07:37 PM

Guy was a crab importer and got pinched....

.....thats funny!

HoopsNutz · 10-01-17, 07:42 PM

How much is your house worth? LOL

KVB · 10-01-17, 07:43 PM

You live next to a weed grower Kraken, a recreational one at that. I hope he doesn't compromise quality to mass produce.

Does he have indoor warehouses, outdoor fields, both?

DrunkHorseplayer · 10-01-17, 07:44 PM

You know all Russians are big Trump fans; act accordingly.

jjgold · 10-01-17, 07:53 PM

Good to know crackles

thetrinity · 10-01-17, 08:15 PM

Don't you live in a rv

JJJ · 10-01-17, 08:15 PM

this guy

Cuse0323 · 10-01-17, 08:18 PM

Tell Alexander that I'm sick of waiting.

The Giant · 10-01-17, 08:21 PM

The opiates have won.

opie1988 · 10-01-17, 08:29 PM

Originally posted by The Giant

The opiates have won.

Foxx · 10-01-17, 08:29 PM

Originally posted by thetrinity

Don't you live in a rv

Yes, but he parks it in a really nice neighborhood.

Cuse0323 · 10-01-17, 08:30 PM

Originally posted by The Giant

The opiates have won.

Undefeated.

Louisvillekid1 · 10-01-17, 08:31 PM

Does he suck on sugar cubes between his teeth w/ espresso??

lakerboy · 10-01-17, 08:46 PM

I believe everything that kraken says. He is a good guy.

The Kraken · 10-01-17, 11:34 PM

Originally posted by KVB

You live next to a weed grower Kraken, a recreational one at that. I hope he doesn't compromise quality to mass produce.

Does he have indoor warehouses, outdoor fields, both?

He doesn’t grow on the property, he’s a Co-owner but I’m pretty sure he grows both indoors and outdoors but that’s not within 60 miles of our properties. I don’t know his role in the operation but he’s home quite a bit and has a kid, two Mercedes and a BMW.

For the queer that said something about property value, the house at the end of my street which is two blocks from my house is over $20,000,000 and sits on lake WA. My property value is in the fukk you range...

Not gonna say exactly where I live but it’s in the Medina, Clyde Hill, Hunts Point, Yarrow Point, Mercer Island area. Anyone that knows anything about those areas knows the numbers I’m throwing out are accurate. Ffs, Bill Gates lives 1.5 miles down the road from me.

The Kraken · 10-01-17, 11:39 PM

Originally posted by lakerboy

I believe everything that kraken says. He is a good guy.

I actually tell the truth here, most guys don’t believe it because their lives are so different and they can’t conceive what it’s like to actually live my life. Reality is, I’ve worked hard and been lucky, gotten some help along the way and really used connections for my own personal gain. But I’m still a middle class white American dude but I Fly first class, drive a 2017 Audi, my wife a 2017 Toyota, we live in a great neighborhood but we have the small 3 bed 1.5 bath house that’s not in the same range as the others. We’re confortable and happy.

But I tell the truth, is what it is

lakerboy · 10-01-17, 11:43 PM

Kraken I believe you honestly. Most guys here don't have much

The Kraken · 10-01-17, 11:51 PM

I could take a picture from my fukking backyard with Lake WA in the background and guys would say I drove to some random neighborhood and hopped in someone’s yard.

Sad thing is, I’m not a baller by any means. I live slightly beyond my means, I’m a comfort junkie but I’m nothing compared to the people I live around. Take for example the Russian guy, he owns a $10,000,000 house and has at least $200,000 in cars in front of his house. Just because I live next to him doesn’t mean I’m anywhere near his level, it just means an investor hasn’t overpaid me yet for our property, built a mansion on it and hawked it to some ultra rich fukk

Cuse0323 · 10-01-17, 11:56 PM

Krak doesn't crack. Wait...black don't Krak? Fck if I know. Krak is half black. Shit, that's Mrs. Krak. The Krak doesn't lie.

The Kraken · 10-02-17, 12:01 AM

Like I said in the other thread Cuse, Im half Cuban and half Mexican, my wife is Scandinavian model. I drive a 2016 BMW 7 series and she drives a brand new Tesla

Auto Donk · 10-02-17, 12:03 AM

i did my stint with the r mob in htown.... still get asked to this day if Im a member.....

all because of one redhead.....

good times

Cuse0323 · 10-02-17, 12:05 AM

Originally posted by The Kraken

Like I said in the other thread Cuse, Im half Cuban and half Mexican, my wife is Scandinavian model. I drive a 2016 BMW 7 series and she drives a brand new Tesla

Auto Donk · 10-02-17, 12:08 AM

Originally posted by lakerboy

Kraken I believe you honestly. Most guys here don't have much

so true, LB, but one thing you can bet on.... if I ain't got nothin else.....

19th Hole · 10-02-17, 12:29 AM

Originally posted by The Kraken

Like I said in the other thread Cuse, Im half Cuban and half Mexican, my wife is Scandinavian model. I drive a 2016 BMW 7 series and she drives a brand new Tesla

Originally posted by The Kraken

I actually tell the truth here, most guys don’t believe it because their lives are so different and they can’t conceive what it’s like to actually live my life. Reality is, I’ve worked hard and been lucky, gotten some help along the way and really used connections for my own personal gain. But I’m still a middle-class white American dude but I Fly first class, drive a 2017 Audi, my wife a 2017 Toyota, we live in a great neighborhood but we have the small 3 bed 1.5 bath house that’s not in the same range as the others. We’re comfortable and happy.

But I tell the truth, is what it is

Kraken...It's all good.
I wish you and your family an enjoyable, comfortable life.
Enjoy the neighbors and the PNW.

Cuse0323 · 10-02-17, 01:01 AM

Krak, why you gotta give your girl the shittier car each time? Holding the black man down.

Biff41 · 10-02-17, 01:47 AM

That much money, he probably runs internet porn.

shadymcgrady · 10-02-17, 07:41 AM

If this guy is truly a Russian mobster he must think anyone is a moron to believe his empire was built on king crabs. Human sex slave industry for sure

themike78 · 10-02-17, 07:46 AM

Real mobsters do not tell strangers their business. 200 million dollars selling crabs. lol. This is hilarious.

grease lightnin · 10-02-17, 08:02 AM

I have a keen sense of who has means and who doesn't.

Kraken speaks the truth.

no1here · 10-02-17, 08:59 AM

Weed farms are massive! Each plant is worth $500 to 5K. Cannabis cup here in Michigan had raffle for single plant with over 3 pounds on it that we could touch and smell. My plants are 5.5' to 6.5' tall averaging a pound each. My 2 front row dead center and 2 front row behind Piston's bench season tickets cost over $13K plus I have 4 Lions season tickets. Harvest is daily being allowed 72 plants per garden.

Spent 2 weeks, four separate years in Amsterdam knowing the product well now having 100k seed inventory. I also own World's largest cannabis related items collection.

Tons of chemicals are being flushed into our planet daily destroying it rapidly.