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  • Mr KLC
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    • 12-19-07
    • 31100

    #1
    How Do You Evacuate Puerto Rico?
    I saw that they were calling for evacuations because of Hurricane Maria. Where the heck do these people go? It's not like they have a mainland to go to.
  • milwaukee mike
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    • 08-22-07
    • 27271

    #2
    did you hear about the puerto rican train killer?

    he had locomotives
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    • hostile takeover
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      • 12-06-09
      • 2259

      #3
      What did they do in the past? People have been living in Puerto Rico for hundreds of years and there were hurricanes then. They seemed to survive...
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      • themike78
        SBR MVP
        • 07-01-13
        • 4883

        #4
        Great. That means more will be coming to the U.S. They are more annoying than Mexicans.
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        • jjgold
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 07-20-05
          • 388208

          #5
          Originally posted by themike78
          Great. That means more will be coming to the U.S. They are more annoying than Mexicans.

          Post of year
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          • Auto Donk
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 09-03-13
            • 43572

            #6
            you tell them Jenny from the Block is throwing em blowjobs, uh... I mean, uh, a block party, in NYC......



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            • Sam Odom
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 10-30-05
              • 58063

              #7
              How Do You Evacuate Puerto Rico?

              they go to South Florida and NY city
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              • SportsMushroom
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                • 09-28-10
                • 4177

                #8
                Originally posted by Mr KLC
                I saw that they were calling for evacuations because of Hurricane Maria. Where the heck do these people go? It's not like they have a mainland to go to.

                holy chit dude

                are you from the united states? if not forgive me

                but puerto rico is a united states territory, so they do have a mainland... the united states of america
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                • milwaukee mike
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                  • 08-22-07
                  • 27271

                  #9
                  Originally posted by SportsMushroom
                  holy chit dude

                  are you from the united states? if not forgive me

                  but puerto rico is a united states territory, so they do have a mainland... the united states of america
                  he meant they can't be easily evacuated by car/bus/train since they are surrounded by water
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                  • The Kraken
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                    • 12-25-11
                    • 29085

                    #10
                    You don't

                    We've already learned hurricanes are pussies

                    Think about these numbers

                    Hippos kill 2900 people a year
                    Autoerotic asphyxiation kills 600 people a year
                    FALLING OUT OF BED kills 450 people a year
                    Icicles kill 100 people a year IN RUSSIA
                    Ants, Fukking ants, kill 30 people a year
                    Vending machines kill 13 people per year

                    And Hurricanes kill 17 people per year

                    Move on, Puerto Rico will be fine
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                    • BIGDAY
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 02-17-10
                      • 48247

                      #11
                      Agree with Kraken here.. Business as usual.
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                      • Wheatgrass
                        SBR Wise Guy
                        • 07-05-17
                        • 507

                        #12
                        Originally posted by The Kraken
                        You don't

                        We've already learned hurricanes are pussies

                        Think about these numbers

                        Hippos kill 2900 people a year
                        Autoerotic asphyxiation kills 600 people a year
                        FALLING OUT OF BED kills 450 people a year
                        Icicles kill 100 people a year IN RUSSIA
                        Ants, Fukking ants, kill 30 people a year
                        Vending machines kill 13 people per year

                        And Hurricanes kill 17 people per year

                        Move on, Puerto Rico will be fine
                        ummm yeah
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                        • jtoler
                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                          • 12-17-13
                          • 30982

                          #13
                          Originally posted by The Kraken
                          You don't

                          We've already learned hurricanes are pussies

                          Think about these numbers

                          Hippos kill 2900 people a year
                          Autoerotic asphyxiation kills 600 people a year
                          FALLING OUT OF BED kills 450 people a year
                          Icicles kill 100 people a year IN RUSSIA
                          Ants, Fukking ants, kill 30 people a year
                          Vending machines kill 13 people per year

                          And Hurricanes kill 17 people per year

                          Move on, Puerto Rico will be fine
                          I know right and I just cant be moved by these so-called hurricanes. I mean if you want me to be concerned for my safety stop giving them old grandma names like Irma, if you want me to take them seriously heck name it Death or Satan, that might make me tune in to the broadcasts.
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                          • The Kraken
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                            • 12-25-11
                            • 29085

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Wheatgrass
                            ummm yeah
                            Solid response. I can only imagine the number of neurons that fired in your jelly brain in order to get that out.
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                            • Cuse0323
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                              • 12-09-09
                              • 30169

                              #15
                              Falling out of bed kills that many, damn. My 20 pound dog fell off the bed, and I thought he was gonna be dead but he made it. He's old as fck too. Surprised he didn't break his back.
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                              • GUMMO77
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 08-23-10
                                • 9294

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Sam Odom
                                How Do You Evacuate Puerto Rico?


                                they go to South Florida and NY city
                                Or Orlando.
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                                • unusialsusp5
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 04-18-10
                                  • 4199

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by jtoler
                                  I know right and I just cant be moved by these so-called hurricanes. I mean if you want me to be concerned for my safety stop giving them old grandma names like Irma, if you want me to take them seriously heck name it Death or Satan, that might make me tune in to the broadcasts.
                                  mac 4 lyfe thinks these are the most dangerous events on earth. he even claims to have bought a 4000.00 inflatable survival boat in case another one in a hundred year flood hits houston.
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                                  • Mac4Lyfe
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 01-04-09
                                    • 48806

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by unusialsusp5
                                    mac 4 lyfe thinks these are the most dangerous events on earth. he even claims to have bought a 4000.00 inflatable survival boat in case another one in a hundred year flood hits houston.
                                    Who in the fukk is this bitch^? He/she must be a girl because she's on my nuts in every thread. Are you an ex? Let me tell you again... Fukk off. I have zero problems, so money certainly ain't one of them. Why don't we do a ban bet. I'll video me unwrapping the boat and you get the fukk off this site. Deal?


                                    Where should people evacuate? I would think they should move inland and ideally to higher ground, like in the mountains in the rain forest. You have to move off the coastline, so you can avoid the storm surge by moving inland and you have to be in a building strong enough to withstand the winds. There's a lot of people that live a few blocks to the ocean. Those people should evacuate. The right side of a mountain would seem to be safe but I don't know anyone personally that tried it. The higher you go might actually be worse? Maybe a cave in the mountain would be best. You are definitely stuck on an island but you can at least avoid surges.
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                                    • Wheatgrass
                                      SBR Wise Guy
                                      • 07-05-17
                                      • 507

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by The Kraken
                                      Solid response. I can only imagine the number of neurons that fired in your jelly brain in order to get that out.
                                      PR will not be "fine"

                                      this is going to make hundreds of thousands instantly homeless.............just because it doesnt have a sexy death toll doesnt mean it wont ruin many lives
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                                      • JIBBBY
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 12-10-09
                                        • 83476

                                        #20
                                        Can get out of Dodge on boat perhaps..
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                                        • RudyRuetigger
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 08-24-10
                                          • 65107

                                          #21
                                          lets be honest here

                                          hopefully everyone evacuates to cuba successfully, we pay a decent amount per person for any losses ($26) and the whole island floods

                                          best thing that could happen
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                                          • Mac4Lyfe
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 01-04-09
                                            • 48806

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by JIBBBY
                                            Can get out of Dodge on boat perhaps..
                                            Way too late now. Hunker down mode now...
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                                            • jjgold
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 07-20-05
                                              • 388208

                                              #23
                                              It's going to be close to a direct hit
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                                              • JIBBBY
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 12-10-09
                                                • 83476

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Mac4Lyfe
                                                Way too late now. Hunker down mode now...
                                                FInd the strongest city shelter and hunker down.. That's the ticket.. Stay in your beach hut you die... That's what you do in Puerto Rico...

                                                Puerto Rico has experienced strong hurricanes in the past and survived.. This no different..
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                                                • MinnesotaFats
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 12-18-10
                                                  • 14781

                                                  #25
                                                  It's the water/ flooding that may kill but worse kills power and prohibits delivery of food and water.

                                                  A PR evacuation I'm guessing means get to high ground with centralized planning so resources can be delivered post hurricane.
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                                                  • Mac4Lyfe
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 01-04-09
                                                    • 48806

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by JIBBBY
                                                    FInd the strongest city shelter and hunker down.. That's the ticket.. Stay in your beach hut you die... That's what you do in Puerto Rico...
                                                    Puerto Rico has experienced strong hurricanes in the past and survived.. This no different..
                                                    1000+
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                                                    • 19th Hole
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 03-22-09
                                                      • 18389

                                                      #27
                                                      If only President Trump would sign the Global Warming Treaty
                                                      the hurricanes would go away.
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                                                      • 19th Hole
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 03-22-09
                                                        • 18389

                                                        #28
                                                        Is hurricane Maria Puerto Rico's bail-out?
                                                        The island too smart to fail.

                                                        Puerto Rico declares bankruptcy. Here's how it's going to unfold

                                                        Nathan Bomey, USA
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                                                        • SportsMushroom
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 09-28-10
                                                          • 4177

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by 19th Hole
                                                          If only President Trump would sign the Global Warming Treaty
                                                          the hurricanes would go away.
                                                          well, only fitting that the hurricanes are pounding on the most polluting nation on earth

                                                          I only feel sorry for the small islands that are also in the way
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                                                          • JIBBBY
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 12-10-09
                                                            • 83476

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Mac4Lyfe
                                                            1000+
                                                            Yup cat 5 now and heading right for Puerto Rico.. They still have time to get to a shelter according to this report one hour ago.. http://www.cnn.com/2017/09/19/americ...nds/index.html
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                                                            • 19th Hole
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 03-22-09
                                                              • 18389

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by SportsMushroom
                                                              holy chit dudeare you from the united states? if not forgive mebut puerto rico is a united states territory, so they do have a mainland... the united states of america
                                                              Originally posted by milwaukee mike
                                                              he meant they can't be easily evacuated by car/bus/train since they are surrounded by water
                                                              ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                                                              Originally posted by SportsMushroom
                                                              well, only fitting that the hurricanes are pounding on the most polluting nation on earthI only feel sorry for the small islands that are also in the way

                                                              Sports Musher...
                                                              You seem to be an alright guy, apart from your hate for the USofA and you flawed education.
                                                              You must be European or Aussie.
                                                              Either way...The best to your chosen country and your love for the real leading polluter...CHINA,

                                                              World 36,061,710 100%
                                                              China 10,641,789 29.51%
                                                              United States 5,172,338 14.34%
                                                              European Union 3,469,671 9.62%
                                                              India 2,454,968 6.81%
                                                              Russia 1,760,895 4.88
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                                                              • Mr KLC
                                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                • 12-19-07
                                                                • 31100

                                                                #32
                                                                Read that Puerto Rican governor claims that they are 100% without power.
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                                                                • 19th Hole
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 03-22-09
                                                                  • 18389

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Mr KLC
                                                                  Read that Puerto Rican governor claims that they are 100% without power.

                                                                  Puerto Rican substation on line:


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                                                                  • jjgold
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 07-20-05
                                                                    • 388208

                                                                    #34
                                                                    I would think a lot of flooding probably no cameras even there
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                                                                    • marcoloco
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 07-05-10
                                                                      • 3986

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by The Kraken
                                                                      You don't
                                                                      We've already learned hurricanes are pussies
                                                                      Think about these numbers
                                                                      Hippos kill 2900 people a year
                                                                      Autoerotic asphyxiation kills 600 people a year
                                                                      FALLING OUT OF BED kills 450 people a year
                                                                      Icicles kill 100 people a year IN RUSSIAAnts, Fukking ants, kill 30 people a year
                                                                      Vending machines kill 13 people per year

                                                                      And Hurricanes kill 17 people per year
                                                                      Move on, Puerto Rico will be fine
                                                                      Ban vending machines!!
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