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  • sam9ball
    SBR MVP
    • 07-01-09
    • 4454

    #1
    Auto Donk Check In
    Has anybody heard from Auto Donk?

    He lives in the Houston area.
    Hope your safe pal.
  • JMobile
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 08-21-10
    • 19074

    #2
    He's floating on water right now. But he's alive and really old.
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    • jjgold
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 07-20-05
      • 388179

      #3
      Power probably out
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      • The Kraken
        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
        • 12-25-11
        • 28918

        #4
        Pretty sure the nursing home he stays at was evacuated last night and everyone was reportedly alive
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        • Grits n' Gravy
          Restricted User
          • 06-10-10
          • 13024

          #5
          I hope he is ok.

          He probably will post in the next few days how he was having sex with mermaids under water and then beat up the hurricane for messing with the placement of his direct tv dish.

          On the plus side...old cue ball only has to mod seaweed threads in the jr room sbr lets him police.
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          • SharpAngles
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 04-15-14
            • 9467

            #6
            Drowned

            Not from the flooding though he was threewaying with the wife and an old flame of theirs known as Squirting Sally

            Tragic
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            • Auto Donk
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 09-03-13
              • 43558

              #7
              been doing my civic duty... finally home, have power and no problems as of yet...

              supposed to rain all night and all day tomorrow.... shit is bad all over htown....

              my old ass was a sight for sore eyes, JMobile....

              even pulled a couple of punk ass muther fukkers that reminded me of you out of the water today.... all talk, no cattle....
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              • jjgold
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 07-20-05
                • 388179

                #8
                👍👍👍👍
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                • playersonly69
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 01-04-08
                  • 12827

                  #9
                  samball doesnt even ask if I am OK. Im sad now
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                  • tradeout
                    SBR MVP
                    • 01-01-14
                    • 2541

                    #10
                    Originally posted by playersonly69
                    samball doesnt even ask if I am OK. Im sad now
                    How are your pets, po69?
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                    • playersonly69
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 01-04-08
                      • 12827

                      #11
                      They died 10 years ago. Thanks for thinking of them
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                      • sweethook
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 11-21-07
                        • 12667

                        #12
                        playersonly ,seems the pet gods know you better than the poker gods now would be a good time to help some lost pets out or feed them ... do some helping out . god bless you all
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                        • jjgold
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 07-20-05
                          • 388179

                          #13
                          Many guys were rooting against Automan but the kid got 10 lives
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                          • sam9ball
                            SBR MVP
                            • 07-01-09
                            • 4454

                            #14
                            Originally posted by playersonly69
                            samball doesnt even ask if I am OK. Im sad now
                            PO69 your doing ok.
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                            • Auto Donk
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 09-03-13
                              • 43558

                              #15
                              I'm done for today.... shit was more chaotic, with more goofballs on the water than ever.... a lot of chaos created due to waters starting to drop in some areas where people were still trying to rescue people, and boats hitting things due to the larger number of boaters and inexperience of most that suddenly wanted to be heroes....

                              I applaud their spirit, but after having to rescue as many stranded boaters/jet skiers/kayakers as flood victims today, I think I'm done with high water rescues for now.....
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                              • jjgold
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 07-20-05
                                • 388179

                                #16
                                Automan you will be out there tomorrow

                                Excellent work
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                                • Auto Donk
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 09-03-13
                                  • 43558

                                  #17
                                  I'm sure I'll assess it in the a.m. with the hfd personnel i've been dealing with throughout, and see if there's a need; wife will probably volunteer at a local shelter; if nothing is going on, I'll practice a little law and go buy another truckload or two of ice for delivery to a couple of church/shelters nearby....

                                  Pretty sure most of the rescue work will be done by tonight, from what I'm hearing.... unless of course those f'n levees at barker and addicks bust; then the shit will hit the fan along buffalo bayou, and we'll be back in search and rescue again.....
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                                  • jjgold
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 07-20-05
                                    • 388179

                                    #18
                                    Auto get your gun out and go hunt down looters
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