He's floating on water right now. But he's alive and really old.
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#3
Power probably out
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The Kraken
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
12-25-11
28918
#4
Pretty sure the nursing home he stays at was evacuated last night and everyone was reportedly alive
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Grits n' Gravy
Restricted User
06-10-10
13024
#5
I hope he is ok.
He probably will post in the next few days how he was having sex with mermaids under water and then beat up the hurricane for messing with the placement of his direct tv dish.
On the plus side...old cue ball only has to mod seaweed threads in the jr room sbr lets him police.
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SharpAngles
SBR Hall of Famer
04-15-14
9467
#6
Drowned
Not from the flooding though he was threewaying with the wife and an old flame of theirs known as Squirting Sally
Tragic
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#7
been doing my civic duty... finally home, have power and no problems as of yet...
supposed to rain all night and all day tomorrow.... shit is bad all over htown....
my old ass was a sight for sore eyes, JMobile....
even pulled a couple of punk ass muther fukkers that reminded me of you out of the water today.... all talk, no cattle....
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#8
👍👍👍👍
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playersonly69
SBR Posting Legend
01-04-08
12827
#9
samball doesnt even ask if I am OK. Im sad now
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tradeout
SBR MVP
01-01-14
2541
#10
Originally posted by playersonly69
samball doesnt even ask if I am OK. Im sad now
How are your pets, po69?
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playersonly69
SBR Posting Legend
01-04-08
12827
#11
They died 10 years ago. Thanks for thinking of them
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sweethook
SBR Posting Legend
11-21-07
12667
#12
playersonly ,seems the pet gods know you better than the poker gods now would be a good time to help some lost pets out or feed them ... do some helping out . god bless you all
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#13
Many guys were rooting against Automan but the kid got 10 lives
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sam9ball
SBR MVP
07-01-09
4454
#14
Originally posted by playersonly69
samball doesnt even ask if I am OK. Im sad now
PO69 your doing ok.
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#15
I'm done for today.... shit was more chaotic, with more goofballs on the water than ever.... a lot of chaos created due to waters starting to drop in some areas where people were still trying to rescue people, and boats hitting things due to the larger number of boaters and inexperience of most that suddenly wanted to be heroes....
I applaud their spirit, but after having to rescue as many stranded boaters/jet skiers/kayakers as flood victims today, I think I'm done with high water rescues for now.....
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#16
Automan you will be out there tomorrow
Excellent work
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#17
I'm sure I'll assess it in the a.m. with the hfd personnel i've been dealing with throughout, and see if there's a need; wife will probably volunteer at a local shelter; if nothing is going on, I'll practice a little law and go buy another truckload or two of ice for delivery to a couple of church/shelters nearby....
Pretty sure most of the rescue work will be done by tonight, from what I'm hearing.... unless of course those f'n levees at barker and addicks bust; then the shit will hit the fan along buffalo bayou, and we'll be back in search and rescue again.....