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ShuteSBR Posting Legend
- 03-20-17
- 11835
#36Comment -
JayDr3amSBR Posting Legend
- 05-06-14
- 18260
#37haha i had a decent season last season you schmuck?? and i stayed until the season ended. im not on here 24/7 like you waiting to go off on someone. people have actual livesOriginally posted by BigdaddyQHAnother piece of caca returns to the College Football Site. How much money did you lose last season, and don't even try to lie, you worthless piece of caca. How come you suddenly disappeared last season?
we'll see how you do this season. put up or shut the penetrate up. deal?
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ShuteSBR Posting Legend
- 03-20-17
- 11835
#38JJ
Coming in loaded with $50,000
How you like me nowComment -
ShuteSBR Posting Legend
- 03-20-17
- 11835
#39Can't wait JJ
Caint waitComment -
jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
- 07-20-05
- 388208
#40Well for me right now it looks like it's gonna be $1000Comment -
Cuse0323BARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 12-09-09
- 30169
#41At one point I turned $300 into 13K. Took out nothing, because I'm dumb, and Bodog was a bitch at the time to do so. They probably still suck.Originally posted by boneheaded1Actually, I've done that (and beyond). It took over 6 years to do but I've done it. Starting from scratch after pulling my roll to pad my house downpayment.
Then it got down to 1K. Well, 500, then I put it all on a roulette roll, and won. 1K. I took two of lakerboys soccer plays that I hadn't a clue about and parlayed them. Boom.
Got to like 4-5K, or some shit. Then eventually up to 12K. Lost it all eventually without taking out a dime. Fun times.
That was a fun damn rollercoaster though. I had my bootleg hockey system down. Never forget that I had Calgary ML and PL. Damn open net up one, guy has no one near him at like the faceoff line, and it hits the fckin pipe with like 10 seconds left. Half a damn inch and who knows. That was the beginning of the final downfall.
The first was damn Fedor losing to that giant Silva fck. They may be in opposite orders, who knows. I'd probably be up in life if I had cash in hand, and not just a number on a screen. Oh, and this was all in like two months, or less. Tops.
Damn Cardinals too. Lose 1-0 to the shit Padres which led to a terrible run.
But, the Falcons will always be most hated and the ultimate ruiners o' my gambling life.
Alrighty, rant over.
Missed out on a damn 38-1 at Saratoga today because I wasn't freaking invited.Comment -
boneheaded1SBR Wise Guy
- 12-09-10
- 815
#42Wow Cuse. Can't say I've experienced that. I actually got out of online books after my total bank got around 10k. I hated having to trust some company that COULD walk away with my money if the felt like it. So I started the Reno trips earlier than I should have but it gave me piece of mind.
The hardest part of my run was to go action free when football ended. Don't get me wrong I would put a play in every now and then on futures but they were rare. Football is the sport I win with and because of that it's all I bet.
It drives me bonkers to see action guys not have the ability to shut it down. Rather they lose the money they ran up on a sport they are successful at with a sport they mostly lose on. Swore that never be me. And that is the hardest part. Not touching the cash and not betting on other sports in the offseason. But I managed to do itbuear after year and thank god for that or I would definitely be telling your tale myself.Comment -
badgerguySBR MVP
- 03-21-13
- 2281
#43No. Looking for donations for a broke dik fuk
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Primetime99SBR High Roller
- 02-11-16
- 119
#44500 betpoints my biggest roll everComment -
frankzigSBR MVP
- 10-26-09
- 2268
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BIGDAYSBR Aristocracy
- 02-17-10
- 48247
#46Haven't decided yet.
chicka determines.Comment -
jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
- 07-20-05
- 388208
#47Elk you can ask your father for the cash?Comment -
grease lightninSBR Posting Legend
- 10-01-12
- 16096
#48Originally posted by ChuckyTheGoatGreaser, keep bangin out huge ROI on crypto-currencies. Keep it rollin, pal.
I have never talked about crypto currencies
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JayDr3amSBR Posting Legend
- 05-06-14
- 18260
#49ive done something similar lolOriginally posted by Cuse0323At one point I turned $300 into 13K. Took out nothing, because I'm dumb, and Bodog was a bitch at the time to do so. They probably still suck.
Then it got down to 1K. Well, 500, then I put it all on a roulette roll, and won. 1K. I took two of lakerboys soccer plays that I hadn't a clue about and parlayed them. Boom.
Got to like 4-5K, or some shit. Then eventually up to 12K. Lost it all eventually without taking out a dime. Fun times.
That was a fun damn rollercoaster though. I had my bootleg hockey system down. Never forget that I had Calgary ML and PL. Damn open net up one, guy has no one near him at like the faceoff line, and it hits the fckin pipe with like 10 seconds left. Half a damn inch and who knows. That was the beginning of the final downfall.
The first was damn Fedor losing to that giant Silva fck. They may be in opposite orders, who knows. I'd probably be up in life if I had cash in hand, and not just a number on a screen. Oh, and this was all in like two months, or less. Tops.
Damn Cardinals too. Lose 1-0 to the shit Padres which led to a terrible run.
But, the Falcons will always be most hated and the ultimate ruiners o' my gambling life.
Alrighty, rant over.
Missed out on a damn 38-1 at Saratoga today because I wasn't freaking invited.Comment -
rsynweap84Restricted User
- 06-24-16
- 622
#50Ermgahd! Teaserpleaser hasn't posted since 1:25pm yesterday in this thread...he musta got desert mobstered!!!!Originally posted by The GiantA friend of mine that used to post here, his name was JubilantJohnny. Anyway, he was one of the premier handicappers here at SBR. He would consistently hit 60%+ in the NFL and college football, and over time he grew quite the following. A weekend thread of his would always be near 100,000 views, he was that good at turning a profit and his followers loved him for it.
I'll never forget that Saturday afternoon, JubilantJohnny was off to another terrific day, when all of a sudden in came BigDaddyQH sauntering into his thread, running his loudmouth like he owned the place. He called Johnny a fake, a fraud, and challenged him to a fight in the desert. He said he would whip Johnny from limb to limb, and then dispose of his body. Naturally, everyone laughed, except Johnny. He realized BigDaddyQH was a goofball, but he didn't appreciate his name being dragged around.
To make a long story short:
Johnny flew to Vegas to meet BigDaddyQH to work out their problems.
Johnny never returned home.
No one knows what happened to JubilantJohnny.

Were all gonna die!
Welp, least I won't die o' cigarettes, gotta see the good sh!t...even in gettin' killed by some forum murderhobo...Comment -
BIGDAYSBR Aristocracy
- 02-17-10
- 48247
#51Naw. He asks me for cash.Originally posted by jjgoldElk you can ask your father for the cash?
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jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
- 07-20-05
- 388208
#52elk your brooooooooooooooooke
fuk youComment -
ChuckyTheGoatBARRELED IN @ SBR!- 04-04-11
- 38319
#53Coach, post your plays. I'll give u bet-pts to match all your Air-bets.Originally posted by jjgoldelk your brooooooooooooooooke
fuk youWhere's the fuckin power box, Carol?Comment -
jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
- 07-20-05
- 388208
#54Chuckie I'm in no position right now I need to hit a lucky number and have a good bank rollComment -
ChuckyTheGoatBARRELED IN @ SBR!- 04-04-11
- 38319
#55WTF does that mean? Speak English.Originally posted by jjgoldChuckie I'm in no position right now I need to hit a lucky number and have a good bank roll
Lucky #? Did u blow your roll on Powerball?Where's the fuckin power box, Carol?Comment -
SnowballBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 11-15-09
- 30076
#56Cuse I have been there concerning large winnings
then fail to withdraw.
Luckily with bitcoin now it is easier not to get trapped.
I am perfectly happy to start the real sports season with
a 200-500 bankroll - because my attitude is, if you're going to win,
you're going to win... the first month goes by fast.
then the thousands come.. and then the mountain ^ ^ ^Comment -
jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
- 07-20-05
- 388208
#57Let's not go crazy the first weekend with parlays and betting every game on the boardComment -
pimikeBARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 03-23-08
- 37139
#58YepOriginally posted by jjgoldI think we'll have a few guys 50,000+Comment -
DaveAaronSBR High Roller- 05-25-17
- 177
#59Who is this big daddy !??
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jj/giant, do i have a challenger in terms of bankroll here ?!?Comment -
D MedSBR MVP
- 09-22-12
- 1127
#60I do this mainly as a hobby. I always start off with $500.Comment -
tatehill2000SBR High Roller
- 05-17-07
- 187
#61(im refrencing the STAREDOWN some books put on you at a 2,000 pay out)
thats what they say,,, its just a bullshit move used to intimidate larger players at specific books,,,
oh,,, for what its worth,,, those motherfkers never came out when I was making 2-3-4 G. bets,,, lololol just a mental game thing,,
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BIGDAYSBR Aristocracy
- 02-17-10
- 48247
#62After selling motorcycle, my bankroll is padded nicely for pigskin..
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Sam OdomSBR Aristocracy
- 10-30-05
- 58063
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jjgoldSBR Aristocracy
- 07-20-05
- 388208
#64Let's go
Getting closeComment
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