VIDEO: The Donk, Esq., late for a hearing with a special message to JJ

[Auto Donk]

ps.... Donk Law Offices picks of the day:

kuechel (-140) and the 'strohs under.... load up

[biggie12]

Have u fallen flat on ur face a couple times in ur lifetime or do u juat have to really take a deuce in this video

[Auto Donk]

Have u fallen flat on ur face a couple times in ur lifetime or do u juat have to really take a deuce in this video

both

[grease lightnin]

Running late, 100 miles an hour, on E



Props Donker we are a lot alike. You ever run out of gas?

i am posting and driving otw to work

[Auto Donk]

Running late, 100 miles an hour, on E



Props Donker we are a lot alike. You ever run out of gas?

i am posting and driving otw to work

it's my stepson's altima, he took my SUV to port a so he wouldn't get stuck on the beach.... his fuel gage quit workin'...... have to use the "range" setting to see how many miles u r to empty.....

[grease lightnin]

it's my stepson's altima, he took my SUV to port a so he wouldn't get stuck on the beach.... his fuel gage quit workin'...... have to use the "range" setting to see how many miles u r to empty.....

Ah. Got it

[sweep]

Donk on his way to a wake.....hence the tie. Glad Walmart gave you the day off

[Auto Donk]

Donk on his way to a wake.....hence the tie. Glad Walmart gave you the day off

I would never risk my life, or those on the roadway around me, for a dead person.....

but, for a hot young blonde getting a divorce in Montgomery County who has a crush on her lawyer...... well now, that's a whole different story.....

[funnyb25]

Hi Donkers

[jjgold]

He's got to be the only lawyer that wears a seven dollar shirt to a hearing the judge must rip him to threads

[DiggityDaggityDo]

He's got to be the only lawyer that wears a seven dollar shirt to a hearing the judge must rip him to threads

Donker are you going to bang the blonde???

[Auto Donk]

Donker are you going to bang the blonde???

i may pm you a link to her facebook page, ddd....

have some kleenex on hand

[grease lightnin]

He's got to be the only lawyer that wears a seven dollar shirt to a hearing the judge must rip him to threads

Actually some of the best lawyers I know dress like that

[Auto Donk]

Actually some of the best lawyers I know dress like that

my "other shirt" was at the cleaners.....

[jjgold]

Do you wear a rug???

[Auto Donk]

Do you wear a rug???

only my pubic mane....

and it's a well-trimmed rug


heart-shaped

[Auto Donk]

ps, JJ

I was going to wear my light blue seersucker suit since it was friday, and i'm damn glad i didn't....

one bald fuk was wearing an identical f'n seersucker to mine.... with a f'n fedora to boot... I'd have looked like a tool in front of my babe client if I'd been were wearing the same exact getup as some stupid f'n bald fuk in court......

[KVB]

Wow Donk, careful out there.

Recently, it seems like every selfie vid we see of someone speeding doesn't end well.

[Auto Donk]

not to worry, kvb, i was on the texas autobahn.....

no speed limit.....

aka 1-45 north between H-town and big-D

[jjgold]

Auto you punk

Never ever call me out like this

[DiggityDaggityDo]

i may pm you a link to her facebook page, ddd....

have some kleenex on hand

Man I cannot wait.

I am ready.

[reigle9]

AD, how much is your retainer and do you accept betpoints?

[reigle9]

AD, how much is your retainer and do you accept betpoints?

if i small time book, is there a # to stay under?

[JMobile]

Gas is running low, old man.

[jjgold]

Mobile pound this guy

[JMobile]

Mobile pound this guy

Easy money.

[Auto Donk]

Do you wear a rug???

i stole one off of this pathetic, coked up, "air masturbating" prick:

[jjgold]

[Shute]

Donk,
What hourly rate do you charge your clients?
What is your go to sexual position?
Thanks

[Auto Donk]

Donk,
What hourly rate do you charge your clients?
What is your go to sexual position?
Thanks

$195 to $275 depending on the client/type of case;

obviously, the "superman"

[Shute]

Lol.
Please forward explanation of the super man.

[Shute]

Hey Donk
Better winning percentage for you?
Courtroom or sports betting?
Thanks

[jjgold]

I would not give you $50 an hr if you are actually a lawyer

We do not know

[Fire in da hole]

Lol.
Please forward explanation of the super man.

Knew shute was fkn gay

interested in hiring donk for super man services

[Shute]

Knew shute was fkn gay

interested in hiring donk for super man services

You are sharp.
Hope his rate for super man is on the low side