Who would win this SBR Battle Royal?

KVB · 07-28-17, 01:42 AM

Shari.

King Mayan · 07-28-17, 01:45 AM

I'll easily whoop everybody's ass in that list...

Mase of Base · 07-28-17, 01:46 AM

TTwarrior

Poor gold goes out first he'd be too targeted to take this out, Bigday does well but keeps pinning oponents not throwing them over the ropes.

Shute darkhorse

DiggityDaggityDo · 07-28-17, 02:00 AM

Mase is right about BigDay.

BigDay would be giving oil checks but would forget that he is supposed to throw the other guys over the ropes.

BigDay -125 is OUT!

My best guess is that it would take 2 guys, but Burrito and MoneyShot would toss him out.

tony_come · 07-28-17, 03:29 AM

He lost interest he hook

tony_come · 07-28-17, 03:30 AM

He lost onthe hook

5mike5 · 07-28-17, 05:36 AM

I an the advocate/Manager for DDD

newguy · 07-28-17, 05:37 AM

Originally posted by Mase of Base

TTwarrior

Poor gold goes out first he'd be too targeted to take this out, Bigday does well but keeps pinning oponents not throwing them over the ropes.

Shute darkhorse

Think some people would gun for Shute early.

my early money would be on otters. Nicest guy on forum and he works out so as long as he doesn't get caught in the middle of something early i think he stands a chance. A month ago I thought funny too but after his soccer run has cooled off a bit i think there would be a bounty on his head

jjgold · 07-28-17, 06:03 AM

Autodonk

Shute · 07-28-17, 06:26 AM

Russian Rocket and Fidel even $$

Mackballs · 07-28-17, 06:31 AM

Watch out for when I make my guest entrance

BIGDAY · 07-28-17, 07:23 AM

grease lightnin · 07-28-17, 07:32 AM

Bigday and Opie are formidable.

But so is this sand in my waistband and the folding chair within my reach.

funnyb25 · 07-28-17, 07:40 AM

I would toss myself out first second of match and go cap more losers

Cuse0323 · 07-28-17, 07:50 AM

Mayan is low to the ground, and tough. Opie big, but BIGDAY, and Mayan team up when it's the final three to toss him out.

Or so they think. Opie pulls an HBK, and hangs on without touching the ground. He flips himself back in to the ring, as Mayan, and BIGDAY are grappling with their back to him. Both look back in shock, as Opie is barreling towards them for the double closeline KO to be the last man standing.

Booya711 · 07-28-17, 07:51 AM

you could probably cut the list down to 10 because the others would not show up

Bigday
Opie
Diggity
FunnyB
AutoDonk
jayvegas
burrito
optional
russian rocket
booya

grease lightnin · 07-28-17, 08:08 AM

I heard Lakerboy has a sick camel clutch

Smoke · 07-28-17, 09:10 AM

otto would be out because he would get thrown out checking scores on phone

daggles would be done because he would be distracted by a blonde with huge double d's in a tight dress

The Kraken · 07-28-17, 09:10 AM

Newguy an early fav, he's already won the hunger games, not sure why anyone thinks they can beat him in a wrastling ring after he killed a dozen of you fukks

Smoke · 07-28-17, 09:23 AM

final four left would be

saer
booya
tittywarrior
mayan

booya would tell saer he banged saers granny. saer would rush angrily towards boo and boo would pull off saer mask revealing saer face burns. The crowd goes silent. Boo then picks up saer and throws him out the ring

mayan is low to the ground being a midget and all. mayan wraps himself around tittywarriors leg and proceeds to hug it. titty tries to shake him off but its not working. Meanwbile as booyah looks on in disbelief, boo goes in for the kill
He picks up tittywarrior with mayan the midget still wrapped around tittys legs and throws them both out of the ring. booyah wins.

the end

Booya711 · 07-28-17, 09:34 AM

Originally posted by Smoke

final four left would be

saer
booya
tittywarrior
mayan

booya would tell saer he banged saers granny. saer would rush angrily towards boo and boo would pull off saer mask revealing saer face burns. The crowd goes silent. Boo then picks up saer and throws him out the ring

mayan is low to the ground being a midget and all. mayan wraps himself around tittywarriors leg and proceeds to hug it. titty tries to shake him off but its not working. Meanwbile as booyah looks on in disbelief, boo goes in for the kill
He picks up tittywarrior with mayan the midget still wrapped around tittys legs and throws them both out of the ring. booyah wins.

the end

juicername · 07-28-17, 09:38 AM

schute

/ Schute

packerd_00 · 07-28-17, 09:41 AM

Only know what a few of these posters look like so I couldn't make a sound pick.

DiggityDaggityDo · 07-28-17, 09:58 AM

Packer you were not in the Royal rumble because you had your own match for the Intercontinental championship.

Packer vs. Smoke

packerd_00 · 07-28-17, 10:03 AM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Packer you were not in the Royal rumble because you had your own match for the Intercontinental championship.

Packer vs. Smoke

Ah cheers,heard Smoke fights dirty

DiggityDaggityDo · 07-28-17, 10:06 AM

Originally posted by packerd_00

Ah cheers,heard Smoke fights dirty

Yeah be careful.

He usually hides a trashbag full of empty beer bottles under the ring. Don't let him out of the ring, he will grab the bag and beat you with it.

funnyb25 · 07-28-17, 10:09 AM

Ready for Summerslam

packerd_00 · 07-28-17, 10:11 AM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Yeah be careful.

He usually hides a trashbag full of empty beer bottles under the ring. Don't let him out of the ring, he will grab the bag and beat you with it.

Yeah might have to keep a steel chair handy.

Auto Donk · 07-28-17, 10:38 AM

we can bring shit into the ring....?

cool..........

i'll choose this weapon:

DiggityDaggityDo · 07-28-17, 10:49 AM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

we can bring shit into the ring....?

cool..........

i'll choose this weapon:

Welp... JJGold is fukked.

Auto Donk · 07-28-17, 10:57 AM

Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo

Welp... JJGold is fukked.

only if I can get seeweed off the damn thing for a few seconds to use it on JJ

DiggityDaggityDo · 07-28-17, 11:13 AM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

only if I can get seeweed off the damn thing for a few seconds to use it on JJ

Auto Donk · 07-28-17, 11:19 AM

im not shittin' you, f'n seeweed burned up the motor on that weapon the last time i brought it into the ring.....

jumped on it and set it to "full power", which the manual says can only be used for ten straight pounding minutes without risk of the motor burning up......

at 12.5 minutes, it was done...... seeweed in bliss and his cavernous back door wasn't done, but the machine was.........

ttwarrior1 · 07-28-17, 11:29 AM

could be a surprise, someone might get thrown over and hold on to the ropes or not have both feet hit the floor

Plus a few might be covered in grease so might be hard to throw over