A bald guy is now the richest person in the world

[daneblazer]

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-07-27/bezos-surpasses-gates-as-world-s-richest-ahead-of-amazon-results

Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos passes Bill Gates

[crackerjack]

What does baldness have to do with anything?

[jjgold]

If you're bald your cards are stacked against you with woman and success that's why this is a huge huge story

[Cuse0323]

Amazon taking over the world.

[dlowilly]

Amazon is almost always more expensive, sometimes twice as much as buying from walmart.com or buying in store. I guess they make a ton from other services? IDK

[ChuckyTheGoat]

What does baldness have to do with anything?

The $$ trumps the bald-dome.

[shadymcgrady]

Bezos has been described as insecure and petty over the years. Bad combination for the richest man in the world.

Amazon true strength actually lies in their technology infrastructure. No bull

[SharpAngles]

Interesting dynamic that the richest man (bezos) and the poorest (jjgold) are both bald

[d2bets]

Amazon is almost always more expensive, sometimes twice as much as buying from walmart.com or buying in store. I guess they make a ton from other services? IDK

You're doing something wrong.

Some things are more expensive, but a lot of things are less. You just gotta know how to find the stuff and not buy indiscriminately.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

If you're bald your cards are stacked against you with woman and success that's why this is a huge huge story

[RudyRuetigger]

You're doing something wrong.

Some things are more expensive, but a lot of things are less. You just gotta know how to find the stuff and not buy indiscriminately.

wrong

[grease lightnin]

Heard a study found among Forune 500 companies there are:

A ton of tall CEOs with full heads of hair.

A few tall, bald CEOs

A few short CEOs with full heads of hair

Virtually zero short, bald CEOs

I thought of Jack Welch when I heard this but whatever.

[jjgold]

Heard a study found among Forune 500 companies there are:

A ton of tall CEOs with full heads of hair.

A few tall, bald CEOs

A few short CEOs with full heads of hair

Virtually zero short, bald CEOs

FUK

[funnyb25]

Amazon is very cheap per unit but gotta buy in very large bulk. That is my experience and I use it quite a bit

[d2bets]

wrong

How?

[RudyRuetigger]

all you have to do is go to the companys website and they usually sell it cheaper

always that way for sports supplements

looking to buy a new water filtration system, $10 cheaper on their own site

plus almost all sites offer promos and specials

golf tees and kirklands pills are cheaper because I do not have a Costco nearby

I am an amazon prime member but I keep finding everything I buy cheaper elsewhere

what do you find that is cheaper, maybe I am looking for the wrong things?

[JIBBBY]

If you're bald your cards are stacked against you with woman and success that's why this is a huge huge story

If you are bald you will save on haircuts every other month.. Put that haircut and shampoo money saved away every month in a high interest yielding account, 30 years later with the principle and compounding interest you gathered you will be rich..

Being bald has it's advantages ...

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Walmart $8.87










Amazon $7.80

[jjgold]

If you are bald you will save on haircuts every other month.. Put that haircut and shampoo money saved away every month in a high interest yielding account, 30 years later with the principle and compounding interest you gathered you will be rich..

Being bald has it's advantages ...

Women do not like bald guys

I AM LIVING PROOF

[RudyRuetigger]

Walmart $8.87










Amazon $7.80

you didn't even list the same fukkin product

[kidcudi92]

2nd* richest man after AMZN earnings report

[DiggityDaggityDo]

you didn't even list the same fukkin product

Doesn't matter.

I don't need the clitoris stimulator because I do not have a clit.

I'm going with Amazon.

Amazon wins again.

[grease lightnin]

[Grits n' Gravy]

Women do not like bald guys



I AM LIVING PROOF

Im sure your teeth, shit personality and lack of physique have just as much to do with your lack of success with the ladies as your bald head. You also forgot to mention that you prefer dick.

[SharpAngles]

^ not to mention the crippling gambling addiction that keeps him constantly broke.

[TheMoneyShot]

Amazon is almost always more expensive, sometimes twice as much as buying from walmart.com or buying in store. I guess they make a ton from other services? IDK

You're doing something wrong.

Some things are more expensive, but a lot of things are less. You just gotta know how to find the stuff and not buy indiscriminately.

This.


I remember a few years back when people were suggesting Amazon would be sold... and/or couldn't compete with other online retailers.

Good god... was everyone wrong.

[ByeShea]

Virtually zero short, bald CEOs

Lloyd Blankfein, 5'2" CEO of Goldman Sachs requests the honor of a lapdance.

[jjgold]

I never knew a bald guy of course excluding CEOs or celebrities that gets laid by decent looking girls

[DiggityDaggityDo]

JJ if you were to stop shaving your head how long would it take you to grow the horse shoe back?

[JIBBBY]

I think all billionaires should have a deep responsibility to help change this Country.. With that much money you can impact so many lives for the better.. You only need so much for yourself, anything else is just over kill.. A 100 million should be enough for themselves.

I personally would build schools, offer to build the wall, or I'd start free dental offices to all American Citizens that file for taxes every year, open up offices in every major city Nationwide.. Hire qualified dentists and pay them well to work the free clinics daily.. Root canals, implants all a go and free..

[El Nino]

Diggity

[jjgold]

JJ if you were to stop shaving your head how long would it take you to grow the horse shoe back?

25 days

[grease lightnin]

I think all billionaires should have a deep responsibility to help change this Country.. With that much money you can impact so many lives for the better.. You only need so much for yourself, anything else is just over kill.. A 100 million should be enough for themselves.

I personally would build schools, offer to build the wall, or I'd start free dental offices to all American Citizens that file for taxes every year, open up offices in every major city Nationwide.. Hire qualified dentists and pay them well to work the free clinics daily.. Root canals, implants all a go and free..

That doesn't sound very republican

[Otters27]

Like to ask the guy to steak me 100k to gamble with

[brooks85]

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/artic...amazon-results

Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos passes Bill Gates

bezos has the whole world tricked, a stock that doesn't pay a divvy and as it keeps going up he keeps cashing out shares to go play in the space race which the shareholders get no part of.