SBR Hunger Games - 10 point buy in, winner take all!

[BIGDAY]

I'm going to change up my strategy for tonight.

The hiding in the woods tactic only cause some infection and broken ankle.

Going for the jugular right away. I'm in Sherry.

[Fire in da hole]

We had to juggle mods last night because Shari was so consumed with some sort of game

I was awoken and had to make decisions

JJ, start taking notes from Shari

She provided more entertainment in ONE night than you have the past 6 months.

This was one of the funnest things we've done at SBR in a long time.

[Fire in da hole]

He couldn't saloon a dead fly who just needs to go in the rubbish bin.

I mirrored this thread to the Saloon and the Betpoints forum when I first made it.

JJ comes in here trying to flex a few muscles and Shari shuts that shet down quick like

[JAKEPEAVY21]

in for round 2

[Auto Donk]

Here are the Districts. If you've got some Hunger Games dude as your avatar it's because you have a personal pic as your SBR one and the site wouldn't take it.

wow.... I guess I glossed over this thread too quickly, or didn't read the fine print or something.....

Somehow I missed that is was the "Homosexual Hunger Games"......

Shari is going to eat you Gays alive....

[Booya711]

A couple thoughts I had after this was over. First. What a night for me. I truced Shari after her infection cleared and before paschal offed her. Didn't even need those flowers or that awkward second truce where you have to try a bit more.

Then - wtf daggles? How do you think I'm gonna drink with you? Other than holding hands with unde early on (no homo) and bragging to booya I was a loner. Never got invited to your sing alongs. That really hurt me. It's why I went all princess bride on you.

I'm in for next 30 Shari.

its like we are winners together newguy....while you were off killing everyone and winning the first game, you decided to just kick it with me #winning

[Auto Donk]

goduke, you better have my back!!!

About to generate the first one now.

you should've slated Da Manster as your partner..... he'd definitely have your back covered...

(well, back door, anyway)

[shari91]

wow.... I guess I glossed over this thread too quickly, or didn't read the fine print or something.....

Somehow I missed that is was the "Homosexual Hunger Games"......

Shari is going to eat you Gays alive....

If life were fair that's how it would've ended up. These bitches were singing show tunes and eating smores around a fire while I was out killing people and building shacks. Judy Garland and Babs were ready to rise from their graves to cover this shit.
Mother fukkin traitors and one of whom will knife me.
But still such a fun game to play!!

Even when you stab me motha fukka

[Auto Donk]

If life were fair that's how it would've ended up. These bitches were singing show tunes and eating smores around a fire while I was out killing people and building shacks. Judy Garland and Babs were ready to rise from their graves to cover this shit.

However...it's the "we don't care about your sexuality Hunger Games" so I'm as good as dead.

Mother fukkin traitors and one of whom will knife me.

But still such a fun game to play!!

Even when you stab me motha fukka

SBR John, upon reading this, may make you CEO of this place.... (at least he should)

[Auto Donk]

sounds like my main man diggity had one of these incidents:

[Auto Donk]

Unde is actually Ed Sheerhan

damn, i thought I was joking when I called it the homo hunger games.....

apparently, diggity is in love with the shape of you

[Auto Donk]

damn.... Diggity, you definitely have some crazy game when it comes to sex.....

only you could find a way to kill a guy by ass rapin' him in a damn video game.....

nice job..... I will definitely acquire an "anal chastity belt" if I ever decide to meet you for drinks in LA..... and won't leave my f'n drink unattended for even six seconds around you

thread is a great read....

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Honestly I'm almost scared to do this again because how do you get a better ending than that???? The dude who begs for someone to kill him the first day, then pervs after whatever ass he can find until he finally forcibly takes a male one or two, gets killed by fukking up his own short bus murder plot????

HBO needs to get on this shit

I am the laughing stock of the hunger games.

Unreal

[DiggityDaggityDo]

damn.... Diggity, you definitely have some crazy game when it comes to sex.....

only you could find a way to kill a guy by ass rapin' him in a damn video game.....

nice job..... I will definitely acquire an "anal chastity belt" if I ever decide to meet you for drinks in LA..... and won't leave my f'n drink unattended for even six seconds around you

thread is a great read....

[Auto Donk]

Diggity, are you transitioning?

in sex therapy treatment?

I need to set you loose at a Houston Lifestyle party..... the Swinger World of H-town will never be the same....

and tales will be told for years about "that crazy fukker (literally) from LA who showed up as some Dumbass' guest at a wild party but then was never seen again in Houston"

[jjgold]

Good stuff man

[Auto Donk]

Honestly I'm almost scared to do this again because how do you get a better ending than that???? The dude who begs for someone to kill him the first day, then pervs after whatever ass he can find until he finally forcibly takes a male one or two, gets killed by fukking up his own short bus murder plot????

HBO needs to get on this shit

wow.... getting the full gist of DDD's conduct during this simple game tells me that someone in Hollywood is missing the talent right under their noses.....

give diggity a sexually charged sitcom, and people will forget who the fuk seinfeld is....


"short bus murder plot" ... LOL....

Shari could be his sarcastic, sharp witted/tongued older sister in the show.....


would make Archer's shit look tame....






ps... please tell me that each player's journey is "saved" and can be watched later....

I will pay 500 betpoints to see DDD's antics....

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Donker if I had scored with Jennifer Lawrence you would be singing a different tune right now.

I had her holding my hand night one.

Unfortunately she got killed off early.

I had to do what I had to do after that.

[Auto Donk]

so, please tell me that you get to make choices in this game, or is it just totally programmed like SBR Poker where all you do is watch and let the program decide who wins, without any input from the player making an impact.....

i hope it was you making decisions.....

but, it would be rather ironic if you don't make any decisions, etc., and the program just happened to peg you as a cunning, perverted, sex obsessed, bisexual ass-raping murderer!!!!

[Auto Donk]

yah, diggity, hunger games is not for you.....

i figured that you'd get killed while fukkin' your hot teammate..... who gives a fuk that there are people trying to kill us, me and a hot babe have to be fukkin' every chance we get..... I know youre the same way.........

my wife and I banged away outdoors during the peak of Hurricane Ike a few years back we were so horned up; who cared that wooden planks of a neighbor's fence a few houses down started landing in my back yard.... I never broke stride.....


you need to play Snoop Dogg's Pimp Video Game.... where you get to fuk all your workin' girls, without fear of dying....

[DiggityDaggityDo]

so, please tell me that you get to make choices in this game, or is it just totally programmed like SBR Poker where all you do is watch and let the program decide who wins, without any input from the player making an impact.....

i hope it was you making decisions.....

but, it would be rather ironic if you don't make any decisions, etc., and the program just happened to peg you as a cunning, perverted, sex obsessed, bisexual ass-raping murderer!!!!

It's all totally random.

The program just knew.

I had my eye on Shari early on, but she got an infection. I turned her away after that which led her to BigDay's arms where she gave him the infection.

Then I killed him.

Bad beat for Bigday.

[SharpAngles]

I had to do what I had to do after that.

All good Diggity, some of us are real men and know a holes a hole when times get tough amirite?

P.S. Im totally in for round 2 and am fixing to blow dart your ass so hard, no homo

[newguy]

All good Diggity, some of us are real men and know a holes a hole when times get tough amirite?

P.S. Im totally in for round 2 and am fixing to blow dart your ass so hard, no homo

In times of war, every hole is a trench.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I'm also in for round two.

No promises of not killing people this time either.

I want at least 3 kills. And I want Newguy to be one of them.

[Auto Donk]

In times of war, every hole is a trench.

and, apparently, to some, not TO MENTION ANY NAMES, also a "pleasure world".....

[Auto Donk]

It's all totally random.

The program just knew.

I had my eye on Shari early on, but she got an infection. I turned her away after that which led her to BigDay's arms where she gave him the infection.

Then I killed him.

Bad beat for Bigday.

I told her something didn't feel right "down there", but she opted for barebacking anyway......

[newguy]

I'm also in for round two.

No promises of not killing people this time either.

I want at least 3 kills. And I want Newguy to be one of them.

You can kill me for sure but at least invite me to any karaoke sessions you have first like you did the others.

[semibluff]

I do not think you will have tonight if I have a say with the top guns here

I was sorting through threads trying to find some late night winners and too many people were consumed with some child's game

Once in a rare while is fine but men you will not see it tonight

You do realise I can change your little Saloon Moderator title to banned in a split second?!

And you canNOT do that to me?

Fall back soldier

[Fire in da hole]

[jjgold]

Firehead I bet you play board games at night with wife

[Fire in da hole]

Firehead I bet you play board games at night with wife

What do you do at night with your wife?

[Auto Donk]

What do you do at night with your wife?

he sucks his wife's dick.....

[Booya711]

I keep refreshing waiting on the new game thread.....i am super busy today

[Fire in da hole]

he sucks his wife's dick.....

[Fire in da hole]

I keep refreshing waiting on the new game thread.....i am super busy today

I've been refreshing the page for the same thing as well

Work smarter, not harder.... right?