SBR! (JJ!) Moving to Ewing, NJ in August. What are the essentials I need to know?

[allabout the $$$]

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Holy shit you weren't kidding. Even google knows! lol

I'm dying here guys. I've gone to Philly and NYC for some killer shows. Day to day. Can't buy booze past 10, where do these college kids party? Do they dare go to Trenton? Can't even pump my own gas.

I'm dying for some Live Rock and grab ass.

what do you mean you cant buy booze past 10

go to the bar and bring it home they can sell it to you to go.

did you hit the jersey shore? during the summer plenty of what your looking for over there

[jjgold]

South jersey too many ghetto areas

Come up North or come to PA

[thechaoz]

what do you mean you cant buy booze past 10

go to the bar and bring it home they can sell it to you to go.

did you hit the jersey shore? during the summer plenty of what your looking for over there

I did but that's a good drive to go party and get hammered then drive if the floozy can't host. I'll need to air bnb the weekend I guess

[thechaoz]

South jersey too many ghetto areas

Come up North or come to PA

Yeah all my buddies I've met are across the way in PA. Seen some serious hunnies in Newtown. I guess the party is over the bridge

[HockeyRocks]

I met a girl once, she asked me to kiss her where it stinks so i took her to Newark...

[thechaoz]

I met a girl once, she asked me to kiss her where it stinks so i took her to Newark...

penetrating Newark. Now that's a dump. I'm just not used to having to take "trips" to get hoochy bitches and party, but this appears to be the disdain of a central jersey resident. Sweep was hammered, it's in Mercer county and very central.

My area is "nice" but boring as penetrate. All the of the 2 bars are filled with old white people, a few College of Jersey broads, but really it's just strange to me. The 509 had a billion bars and girls all within walking range. We would live in PA but the double income tax sucks, and it's a lot further commute to Princeton

[allabout the $$$]

what about hoboken?

[jjgold]

[thechaoz]

God damnit!

I'm left to the washed up broads at the firkin or metro?

FML

[thechaoz]

Come on JJ where are the floozys at?!

Can't even find blow here... Just some guy with crystal in PA.

Don't penetrate with that shit

[floridagolfer]

There's good news. On those winter nights when it's 10 below zero, you don't have to get out and pump your own gas.

[allabout the $$$]

Come on JJ where are the floozys at?!

Can't even find blow here... Just some guy with crystal in PA.

Don't penetrate with that shit

plenty of chicks and blow in hoboken

[jjgold]

Never been there...I might look you up this spring when I settle ..MAY

[thechaoz]

There's good news. On those winter nights when it's 10 below zero, you don't have to get out and pump your own gas.

I hate that shit. I'd do anything to pump my own gas. They are so slow.

[thechaoz]

plenty of chicks and blow in hoboken

Great! I'm all about hookers and blow

[PAULYPOKER]

If it wasn't for the Delaware river NJ would not exist.............

[thechaoz]

If it wasn't for the Delaware river NJ would not exist.............

Shit. I'm just looking for some grab ass and a good time in Central jersey. Apparently it doesn't exist