Keith Hernandez Thinks He's Off The Air, Says Tanner Roark's "Getting His Tits Lit"

ChuckyTheGoat · 06-20-17, 10:59 AM

"I'm Keith Hernandez."

jjgold · 06-20-17, 11:41 AM

Love that guy

Bostongambler · 06-20-17, 11:45 AM

Next thing you know is Jerry will help him move and drive him to the airport.

CappinTerp · 06-20-17, 11:48 AM

Plaza23 · 06-20-17, 12:16 PM

The Mets have the best announcers. Darling, Hernandez, and the PBP guy are excellent. Too bad the Mets aren't a better team.

MickeyMan · 06-20-17, 12:45 PM

I'm not driving him to the airport!!

VeggieDog · 06-20-17, 01:38 PM

All that travel, do baseball players ever worry about a plane crash?

tony_come · 06-20-17, 01:52 PM

How big are the

?

Any pics?

Booya711 · 06-20-17, 02:12 PM

Originally posted by VeggieDog

All that travel, do baseball players ever worry about a plane crash?

Odds are slim...been on a plane weekly damn near since I was 3

teaserpleaser · 06-20-17, 02:38 PM

Those used to happen all the time coming back from commercial

but ever since you could lose your job saying the wrong thing doesn't happen as much

in the 90s early 2000s it happened all the time

Roadtrip635 · 06-20-17, 02:43 PM

I blame Roger McDowell!

fecgp40 · 06-20-17, 03:15 PM

Originally posted by VeggieDog

All that travel, do baseball players ever worry about a plane crash?

They have a better chance of dying in a car crash driving from the airport to the stadium or hotel. Flying is by far the safest form of transportation. I feel more at risk on the highway.

reigle9 · 06-21-17, 03:37 AM

It's a Seinfeld line bro.

19th Hole · 06-21-17, 04:42 AM

Originally posted by tony_come

How big are the

?
Any pics?

The word "

" in the copied article was automatically replaced by the

tit symbol
only to be edited out by the SBR moderator.
You cannot make this shit up.

19th Hole · 06-21-17, 04:44 AM

There. It happened again. I wrote t-i-t above and it auto changed to the symbol for tit.
WTF??

chico2663 · 06-21-17, 04:58 AM

Originally posted by teaserpleaser

Those used to happen all the time coming back from commercial

but ever since you could lose your job saying the wrong thing doesn't happen as much

in the 90s early 2000s it happened all the time

remember joe nuxhall coming back early talking about how drunk johnny bench was

chico2663 · 06-21-17, 05:00 AM

Originally posted by Roadtrip635

I blame Roger McDowell!

colerain high school cincinnati ohio. played against him in high school

grease lightnin · 06-21-17, 06:23 AM

Originally posted by 19th Hole

The word "

" in the copied article was automatically replaced by the

tit symbol
only to be edited out by the SBR moderator.
You cannot make this shit up.

Yeah really. What is the point of moderating that? Is that the only post Ivy has read here at SBR?