A lady in her 60s, aces back to back par 3s at my home club on Sunday

[unde0087]

I play golf with her husband from time to time so I have seen her around. We are sitting on the deck throwing some back after the weekend money game and I hear the news. She aced hole 6 then steps up on hole 12 and holes that as well. I found myself wondering if I am ever going to get one and she buries 2 in the same round on back to back par 3s. Simply unbelievable. Hope she bought a lottery ticket. Getting 2 hole in ones in one round is 67 million to 1, I don't even know what the probability of having them on consecutive par 3s.

[jjgold]

Lol

You broke fuk

Stop the fanfasy about your club or I will snap you in half

The holes in ones possible though

Rare feat

[unde0087]

Lol

You broke fuk

Stop the fanfasy about your club or I will snap you in half

The holes in ones possible though

Rare feat

[USCPHILLYGUY]

Pics or bullshit

[ChuckyTheGoat]

Cool story, bro.

[ChuckyTheGoat]

Pics or bullshit

Would have been cool if they caught the 2nd one on tape.

[jjgold]

I think true

Not him about being member of the club though

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Lol

You broke fuk

Stop the fanfasy about your club or I will snap you in half

The holes in ones possible though

Rare feat

Hey Unde, do you have pics of this broad?

Does she have a huge rack or what?

[unde0087]

Pics or bullshit

What pics do you want? I wasn't even on the golf course anymore when it happened. I can take pics of both holes and post them if that is what you want next time I play.

[jjgold]

Undy getting pounded here

Poor kid

I challenged this Fuk to a fight last year in Vegas and he never showed

[USCPHILLYGUY]

What pics do you want? I wasn't even on the golf course anymore when it happened. I can take pics of both holes and post them if that is what you want next time I play.

unde what's the yardage of these holes

[unde0087]

Hey Unde, do you have pics of this broad?

Does she have a huge rack or what?

No sorry, she is an average older woman. Only really seen her a few times and maybe talked to her for a minute. Nothing like the pics you are always posting.

[jtoler]

Not as hard as it sounds. Unde the drama king.

[unde0087]

unde what's the yardage of these holes

Womans tees play short here. Hole 6 is only just over 100 for them and it is well down hill so it probably only plays about 90 to 95 yards and 12 is about the same, probably 110 at the most.

[unde0087]

Not as hard as it sounds. Unde the drama king.

you are an idiot if you think getting 2 hole in ones in a round isn't tough but coming from you it isn't that unbelievable

[jtoler]

you are an idiot if you think getting 2 hole in ones in a round isn't tough but coming from you it isn't that unbelievable

Did it 3 times in a row at putt putt.

[Otters27]

Laws of probability?

[CWD]

undy you have vagina already so you are closer to this woman than you think

[unde0087]

undy you have vagina already so you are closer to this woman than you think

wow, did you come up with that one by yourself or did you have to ask your mom for help?

[jjgold]

Under why you trying be a tough guy tonight?


Yes I know your behind a keyboard 🎹

[unde0087]

Under why you trying be a tough guy tonight?


Yes I know your behind a keyboard 

just trying to keep up with you JJ

[grease lightnin]

These clowns can't afford to play golf unde



Unde what was her bar bill? Did you get a couple drinks on her pal?

[unde0087]

These clowns can't afford to play golf unde



Unde what was her bar bill? Did you get a couple drinks on her pal?

No, that was the shitty part, didn't even get a free drink out of it. By the time their group got in most everyone had cleared out. Just thought it was amazing and would share it with the board.

[jtoler]

Under why you trying be a tough guy tonight?


Yes I know your behind a keyboard 

Ive noticed ever since NC won chip this year he's been like that.

[grease lightnin]

No, that was the shitty part, didn't even get a free drink out of it. By the time their group got in most everyone had cleared out. Just thought it was amazing and would share it with the board.

Ah. Bummer. Definitely amazing.

A guy got an ace in my league a couple weeks ago and we basically had to force him to buy drinks. What a prick, the guy won a skin too.

[shadymcgrady]

Retired guys play everyday and never get a single hole in one their entire life let alone 2 in a lifetime or a round!

Just a single hole in one gets a plaque and ur name in the paper

[jjgold]

It's kind a random because almost anyone on a par three can get a hole in one even a golfer that's not good. It comes down to the law of averages

[grease lightnin]

It's kind a random because almost anyone on a par three can get a hole in one even a golfer that's not good. It comes down to the law of averages

Well... you have to be somewhat athletic and be able to hit the ball to get it to the green.

After that yes.

I know a guy who got one the first time he played golf. Got a 60 something on 9 holes with a hole in one.

[sweethook]

67 m - 1 is very high lets go with 300k -1

[grease lightnin]

67 m - 1 is very high lets go with 300k -1

To hit 2 in a round? I don't know. I bet unde is closer.

[Jayvegas420]

To hit two in a row is much higher than 67M -1

[unde0087]

Ah. Bummer. Definitely amazing.

A guy got an ace in my league a couple weeks ago and we basically had to force him to buy drinks. What a prick, the guy won a skin too.

Ya, used to be you bought hole in one insurance. Each member was just charged a dollar every time someone would get one. That way the person who made the shot wouldn't owe hundreds of dollars for drinks. Then some guy just took the money after a hole in one and refused to pay for any drinks After that people weren't too happy so that is no longer available.

[unde0087]

To hit two in a row is much higher than 67M -1

67 million to 1 is the odds on 2 hole in ones in a single round according to the PGA. Obviously hitting 2 on 2 straight par 3s would be higher.

[jjgold]

Under your a big muscle guy at 5-6. 122 lbs

Tomorrow you tell us you hit a ball 500 yards