Tiger Woods got a DUI this morning

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  • Mac4Lyfe
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 01-04-09
    • 48445

    #36
    Originally posted by USCPHILLYGUY
    Jordan was biggest gambler out there....I always believed Nike protected him because of all they had invested in his brand. Wouldn't be surprised if it came out he gambled on sports
    Jordan was a huge gambler. Total degenerate like most of us but what did Nike have to protect? He didn't break the law? The NBA didn't have a rule against gambling (ask NBA refs). Jordan loved blackjack (still does). I've gambled with him on the blackjack table many times. He likes private tables but if he sees me he will always call me over. Dude would get up 5am and play 3 rounds of golf (who the hell can play 3 straight rounds of golf?). He'd be out there until 4 to 5pm in the evening. He'd lose money on the course most days. He'd chill for a couple hours, then hit the tables around 8pm until about 3am and do it over for 2 weeks. My uncle use to train him (said he is an awful golfer). Jordan was obsessed with winning. He hated to lose. One more game, one more shot, one more shoe. That's why he was the best.

    To clarify, in ALL major sports, athletes can visit “legally-operated casinos and horse or dog racing tracks” and bet money on the action. Jordan, like most athletes are often seen at casinos. Hell, most gambling by NBA players are on the team plane and in the hotel lobby where they love to play cards. I was in San Antonio a few years ago and I saw several Nugget players playing Tonk with stacks of 20's. The very next night the Knicks was in town and a few guys was in the same spot playing the same game.

    I still think it's bullshit Pete Rose is not in the Hall of Fame. And yes, I've played blackjack with him on dozens of occasions. Cool guy. Very entertaining to shoot the shit with. Did he bet on baseball? Hell yes. Did he bet on his team? Yes. Did he bet against his team? Hell fukkin no!
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    • Sam Odom
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 10-30-05
      • 58063

      #37
      Originally posted by VeggieDog

      Pulled over for Driving While Black. Racist cops.

      Every weekend 1000s of Peckerwoods get arrested for DUI... Let a Black man (even tho mixed) get a DUI all the racists come out
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      • Mac4Lyfe
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 01-04-09
        • 48445

        #38
        Fukk - that mugshot looks like a damn ISIS fighter.



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        • jjgold
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 07-20-05
          • 388179

          #39
          What is Tiger's next PR move????????
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          • tony_come
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 03-31-10
            • 21695

            #40
            Did he win?
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            • d2bets
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 08-10-05
              • 39995

              #41
              Originally posted by jjgold
              What is Tiger's next PR move????????
              Rehab
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              • Philmill
                SBR MVP
                • 09-30-11
                • 4275

                #42
                Pills and Booze....

                His liver will be done in 1-2 years

                Rehab will save his life....
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                • tony_come
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 03-31-10
                  • 21695

                  #43
                  Has Obama address this yet?
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                  • DwightShrute
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 01-17-09
                    • 103518

                    #44
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                    • Cuse0323
                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                      • 12-09-09
                      • 30169

                      #45
                      Originally posted by Philmill
                      Pills and Booze....

                      His liver will be done in 1-2 years

                      Rehab will save his life....
                      Well shit. I must be immortal then. Should have been dead over a decade ago if your liver goes that fast. Tiger gets the good shit with no Acetaminophen. He will be just fine. Probably a lightweight, and got too fcked up.
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                      • DiggityDaggityDo
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 11-30-08
                        • 81450

                        #46
                        Tiger driving to the next hole.

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                        • KVB
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 05-29-14
                          • 74817

                          #47
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                          • The Giant
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 01-21-12
                            • 21480

                            #48
                            I came for the Tiger news, but stayed for the Mac4Lyfe stories.
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                            • opie1988
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 09-12-10
                              • 23429

                              #49
                              Originally posted by The Giant
                              I came for the Tiger news, but stayed for the Mac4Lyfe stories.
                              Bingo!!

                              Now Michael Fukkin Jordan calls this motherfukker over to the table whenever he sees him!!!



                              Holy fukkin shit!!
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                              • JIBBBY
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 12-10-09
                                • 83686

                                #50
                                Originally posted by The Giant
                                I came for the Tiger news, but stayed for the Mac4Lyfe stories.
                                Everyone's got a story to tell Giant..

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                                • tony_come
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 03-31-10
                                  • 21695

                                  #51
                                  Holiday's and tiger don't mix well
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                                  • 5mike5
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 09-21-11
                                    • 52055

                                    #52
                                    "If Jordan sees me, he calls me over"



                                    sbr at its best
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                                    • JIBBBY
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 12-10-09
                                      • 83686

                                      #53
                                      Imagine a life of just playing golf and making millions and millions of dollars? Tiger was living the dream but had alot of free time on his hands like John Daly.. Demons and alcohol creeps in, especially for the ones that had it all...

                                      Went from this -





                                      to this -





                                      Got rock bottom?
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                                      • Plaza23
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 12-29-13
                                        • 7392

                                        #54
                                        Certainly one of the all time great mugshots of an athlete...

                                        Tiger's one of these guys that I wouldn't be surprised if he kills himself. His wife has left him, he can't play golf anymore, he really has nothing. He's got all the money in the world, but no enjoyment in life. A washed up has been.
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                                        • Mac4Lyfe
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 01-04-09
                                          • 48445

                                          #55
                                          Originally posted by The Giant
                                          I came for the Tiger news, but stayed for the Mac4Lyfe stories.
                                          Sucks to be me...

                                          I use to go to Atlantis back when it was Merv Griffin's. I use to go to Crystal Palace and Atlantis every other weekend. Chris Paul, Pete Rose were regulars at Crystal Palace. Jordan at Atlantis. I know basically every pit boss and most dealers for decades. I have a cousin that still deals BlackJack to this day. I was an invited guess when they first opened up Atlantis (don't even remember the year but it was like the second week in December ~ 10th maybe 20 years ago). Every top entertainer was there, you name them, they were performing live. Michael Jackson was playing in a small nightclub there one night. I use to be a fairly high roller. I could make a phone call and have a flight to either casino. Anyone that knows the 2 Phils can ask them about Big Mac.
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                                          • jjgold
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 07-20-05
                                            • 388179

                                            #56
                                            Cop should of drove him
                                            Home

                                            No need to be a hero here
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                                            • Mac4Lyfe
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 01-04-09
                                              • 48445

                                              #57
                                              Originally posted by jjgold
                                              Cop should of drove him Home
                                              No need to be a hero here
                                              This... Years ago the police would make sure you got home safely. After MADD went on a rampage (rightfully so) things got ramped up to another level. You get clipped for DUI these days and it's going to cost you thousands of dollars. Not worth it. Call uber.
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                                              • Art Vandelay
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 09-11-06
                                                • 6693

                                                #58
                                                Originally posted by DwightShrute
                                                Tiger will be the new John Daly when he shows up for a tourney - No chance to win but entertaining as hell! Both draw huge crowds based on their play many, many years ago. Novelty acts!
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                                                • Weems2k
                                                  SBR Wise Guy
                                                  • 11-11-11
                                                  • 561

                                                  #59
                                                  I put all the blame on his Dad. Tiger was born strictly for Golf, and his dad pushed him to it basically as soon as he came out of the womb. That was all Tiger's life. Cause of that, he became a robot with a overdrive lust for Perkins Waitresses. When his Dad died, there was nobody to keep programming Tiger, and his circuits shorted out.
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                                                  • reigle9
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 10-25-07
                                                    • 17879

                                                    #60
                                                    Originally posted by Cuse0323
                                                    Well shit. I must be immortal then. Should have been dead over a decade ago if your liver goes that fast. Tiger gets the good shit with no Acetaminophen. He will be just fine. Probably a lightweight, and got too fcked up.
                                                    omg you're alive

                                                    not gonna lie, was too scared to check the "are you dead" thread

                                                    figured someone would message me if you were

                                                    pm me with what you were doing

                                                    rehab, right?
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                                                    • jjgold
                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                      • 07-20-05
                                                      • 388179

                                                      #61
                                                      Hours after he was arrested for driving under the influence, Tiger Woods issued a statement in which he attributed the incident to a mix of prescription drugs and explained that he "fully cooperated" with law enforcement.

                                                      "I understand the severity of what I did and I take full responsibility for my actions," Woods said. "I want the public to know that alcohol was not involved. What happened was an unexpected reaction to prescribed medications. I didn't realize the mix of medications had affected me so strongly."
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                                                      • stevek173
                                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                        • 03-29-08
                                                        • 27598

                                                        #62
                                                        Originally posted by jjgold
                                                        Hours after he was arrested for driving under the influence, Tiger Woods issued a statement in which he attributed the incident to a mix of prescription drugs and explained that he "fully cooperated" with law enforcement.

                                                        "I understand the severity of what I did and I take full responsibility for my actions," Woods said. "I want the public to know that alcohol was not involved. What happened was an unexpected reaction to prescribed medications. I didn't realize the mix of medications had affected me so strongly."
                                                        Wait -

                                                        When did you learn English?
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                                                        • jjgold
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 07-20-05
                                                          • 388179

                                                          #63
                                                          Looks like he is innocent

                                                          Mistake
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                                                          • reigle9
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 10-25-07
                                                            • 17879

                                                            #64
                                                            hater white men in jupiter trying to keep the asian man down
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                                                            • lakerboy
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 04-02-09
                                                              • 94379

                                                              #65
                                                              This clown was fukking strippers and now he will be getting fukked up the ass in a few years.
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                                                              • Bluehorseshoe
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 07-13-06
                                                                • 15009

                                                                #66
                                                                He took the pills because he found his ex was banging the guy from the band "Bush". Gavin Rossdale.
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                                                                • jjgold
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 07-20-05
                                                                  • 388179

                                                                  #67
                                                                  He is cleared based off his explanation

                                                                  Plus back issues.
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                                                                  • Philmill
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 09-30-11
                                                                    • 4275

                                                                    #68
                                                                    I bet his pulling more off the street then his Doctor is giving him....

                                                                    Addicted..... just like he was Addicted to golf at a young age...

                                                                    the Shit-Stick needs help... hope he gets it....Sad Deal
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                                                                    • Otters27
                                                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                      • 07-14-07
                                                                      • 30760

                                                                      #69
                                                                      Hope he does not blow all his money. If he become a druggie who cares. But if he goes broke now that would be an all timer.
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                                                                      • reigle9
                                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                                        • 10-25-07
                                                                        • 17879

                                                                        #70
                                                                        Originally posted by Bluehorseshoe
                                                                        He took the pills because he found his ex was banging the guy from the band "Bush". Gavin Rossdale.
                                                                        is this for real?

                                                                        chances are that was tiger's fav band at some point

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