Is It Too Latw To Start Life Over At 50?

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  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #1
    Is It Too Latw To Start Life Over At 50?
    Buddy wants to know
    He lost all his money business risks
    No job, no car
    Living with his Mom

    What do suggest?
  • PittsburghPlayer
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 01-11-10
    • 6760

    #2
    Suggest to him a bullet to the head and move onto next life...

    that`s what worked for me!

    on a serious note, yes, it is too late

    maybe he could eat a bullet?
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    • slayer14
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 08-12-13
      • 22022

      #3
      You can be reborn
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      • Sam Odom
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 10-30-05
        • 58063

        #4
        Originally posted by slayer14

        You can be reborn

        In Jesus
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        • juicername
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 10-14-15
          • 6906

          #5
          Never too late for a sex change. Just check out the tv show Transparent.
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          • Mr KLC
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 12-19-07
            • 31097

            #6
            Watch the movie, "The Founder", with Michael Keaton. Ray Kroc began his journey at 52.
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            • slayer14
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 08-12-13
              • 22022

              #7
              How long is he planning to live JJ
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              • jjgold
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 07-20-05
                • 388179

                #8
                Thanks men

                I feel bad for him, he NEVER GAMBLED EITHER

                Chicks really do not like him

                I told him to start by getting job in factory
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                • RoyBacon
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                  • 09-21-05
                  • 37074

                  #9
                  Drive for Uber. Get a few fake degrees. Get a new benz and only drive in the rich areas. Find a wealthy gay businessman. Become is executive assistant stroking down, pardon the pun, $400k a year.
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                  • RangeFinder
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 10-27-16
                    • 8041

                    #10
                    It's never too late. As Yogi Berra once said, " The only way to start, is to start ". Have a positive and good attitude.
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                    • RangeFinder
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 10-27-16
                      • 8041

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Sam Odom
                      In Jesus
                      Amen.
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                      • PittsburghPlayer
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 01-11-10
                        • 6760

                        #12
                        Originally posted by jjgold
                        Thanks men

                        I feel bad for him, he NEVER GAMBLED EITHER

                        Chicks really do not like him

                        I told him to start by getting job in factory
                        Factory job?

                        I see you agree with promoting suicide!

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                        • Shute
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 03-20-17
                          • 11835

                          #13
                          😂 😂
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                          • funnyb25
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                            • 07-09-09
                            • 39663

                            #14
                            Suicide isn't really a laughing matter

                            BOL
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                            • darrell74
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 04-16-07
                              • 14648

                              #15
                              One of my friends lost his business(24 years)
                              Went back to school for medical, government assistance helping

                              He has to raise his family, somehow
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                              • PittsburghPlayer
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 01-11-10
                                • 6760

                                #16
                                Originally posted by funnyb25
                                Suicide isn't really a laughing matter
                                BOL
                                OK, I am sorry.
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                                • Auto Donk
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 09-03-13
                                  • 43558

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by jjgold
                                  Buddy wants to know
                                  He lost all his money business risks
                                  No job, no car
                                  Living with his Mom

                                  What do suggest?
                                  this guy did it:








                                  actually, he did it at age f'n 66!!!!!!!!!!!


                                  just make sure you request the right size plastic hole.....

                                  reports have brucyboi complaining about his being undersized and unable to jam 2-3 bbc into it at the same time, keeping him from matching the feats of his whore-ass daughters and step daughters.....
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                                  • jjgold
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 07-20-05
                                    • 388179

                                    #18
                                    Automan Jenner made a good move

                                    This guy's name is Mark

                                    He is fine, I guess just trying to find himself again

                                    I told him to start gambling to get his mind of past failures
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                                    • Sam Odom
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 10-30-05
                                      • 58063

                                      #19
                                      take Mark out to a bar and have a few drinks with him , JJ

                                      you pay

                                      get him relaxed and let him clear his mind
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                                      • Auto Donk
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 09-03-13
                                        • 43558

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Sam Odom
                                        take Mark out to a bar and have a few drinks with him , JJ

                                        you pay

                                        get him relaxed and let him clear his mind
                                        HOLD ON SAM.....

                                        this sounds like the beginning of many a gay porno (at least according to bobby waves, as I have never actually watched such porno)....

                                        or, the beginning of the Cosby Show.....

                                        he gets em REAL relaxed.....

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                                        • Itsamazing777
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 11-14-12
                                          • 12602

                                          #21
                                          Hand him a 50$ and wish him well
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                                          • Auto Donk
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 09-03-13
                                            • 43558

                                            #22
                                            waves did it....

                                            after being fired from his job, burning through two years of unemployment benefits, and sponging off the gov't, he finally threw out his shingle, and now runs a lucrative "wellness center":

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                                            • pilebuck13
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 05-15-15
                                              • 17918

                                              #23
                                              Gold give him one of your suits and take him out for a steak, cheer up your buddy pal
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                                              • Sam Odom
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 10-30-05
                                                • 58063

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Auto Donk

                                                HOLD ON SAM.....


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                                                • jjgold
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 07-20-05
                                                  • 388179

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by pilebuck13
                                                  Gold give him one of your suits and take him out for a steak, cheer up your buddy pal
                                                  Buckles good idea
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                                                  • kidcudi92
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 12-14-11
                                                    • 15434

                                                    #26
                                                    5 team parlay $100 on it
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                                                    • jjgold
                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                      • 07-20-05
                                                      • 388179

                                                      #27
                                                      Has anyone heard 50 is the new 30?
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                                                      • Cuse0323
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                                                        • 12-09-09
                                                        • 30169

                                                        #28
                                                        Sometimes there's no coming back.
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                                                        • manny24
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 10-22-07
                                                          • 20046

                                                          #29
                                                          in a word maybe
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                                                          • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 11-30-08
                                                            • 81450

                                                            #30
                                                            Buy scratchers.
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                                                            • Buffalo Nickle
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 11-12-14
                                                              • 3228

                                                              #31
                                                              Half the people in the US have less than $1,000 so he is not far behind. Colonel Sanders did not make any money until he was in his 60s. It ain't over til its over. Most people are just treading water.
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                                                              • Cuse0323
                                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                • 12-09-09
                                                                • 30169

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                                                Buy scratchers.
                                                                Not the cheap ones though. Gotta get the $20 ones. Tell him to buy about 100 of those, and all will be well.
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                                                                • DwightShrute
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 01-17-09
                                                                  • 103443

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by jjgold
                                                                  Buddy wants to know
                                                                  He lost all his money business risks
                                                                  No job, no car
                                                                  Living with his Mom

                                                                  What do suggest?
                                                                  is this "buddy" of yours bald?
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                                                                  • Snowball
                                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                    • 11-15-09
                                                                    • 30058

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by PittsburghPlayer
                                                                    Factory job?

                                                                    I see you agree with promoting suicide!

                                                                    PP you do know you come across as a pompous jerk
                                                                    whose never had a problem in his life, right ?

                                                                    not just here but basically everywhere you post.
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                                                                    • gauchojake
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                                                                      • 09-17-10
                                                                      • 34116

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Some people are just getting started at 50 so starting over should be pretty easy.
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