Looking For an SBR Assistant, Will Pay Points

TheMoneyShot · 05-25-17, 07:07 PM

I thought this was to assist... as your personal assistant?

Never once snitched on anyone.... couldn't take that job.

USCPHILLYGUY · 05-25-17, 07:22 PM

I have no issue at all "snitching" on you clowns that want to take the lords name in vain

Mr KLC · 05-25-17, 07:40 PM

I might be a point whore, but I'm not a point rat.

RudyRuetigger · 05-25-17, 07:50 PM

I will turn in every fukker here

stevek173 · 05-25-17, 08:02 PM

I am NOT in.

I like things to be dirty.

jjgold · 05-25-17, 08:04 PM

Everyone wants job but I am most qualified

I gave over 40 infractions since I have been here

badgerguy · 05-25-17, 08:11 PM

Snitches get stiches bitches

shadymcgrady · 05-25-17, 08:16 PM

Originally posted by Russian Rocket

I can give you a list of well-qualified, and more importantly already battle-proven snitches here:

CWD
SWEEP
T-WIZZLE
JayVegas420

I can vouch for their experience with my long list of 30+ infractions.

Just give them 2pts a day and then sit back and enjoy the show.

Also ignore the first 40-50 reports...as all of them will be about the same poster- RussianRocket.

sweethook · 05-25-17, 08:26 PM

Originally posted by Mr KLC

I might be a point whore, but I'm not a point rat.

this . . .

mikejamm · 05-25-17, 08:28 PM

Fuk a bunch of points whoring pussy snitches! You co ck mouths would swallow jizz for fuk'in points! Just goes to show what a bunch of no life fuk'in losers you are!

Go ahead, report this, ya fuk'in douche bags!

It's called freedom of fuk'in speech! Of course most of you losers living in your mom's basement don't have a fuk'in clue as to what that is!

RangeFinder · 05-25-17, 08:35 PM

Resume.

I know grammar very well, something rarely seen in this neck of the woods.

I hate reading excessive foul language, it shows lack of vocabulary and lack of respect for others.

I can hold my own if I ever run into any of these jackasses. ( Did I just cuss?)

I can give them a free play on the way out of the door, that maybe losses.

I am patient, but will act accordingly with any foul language or disrespect toward others.

One thing that I am not, a rat or snitch. But I can run them myself if you give me the hammer switch.

JMobile · 05-25-17, 08:37 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Ivy please pick me

I never said this but if you like and can get to Unites States I will Marry you if your single and available

I am very very sexy

I think you might like it here

Ivy, JJ is bald. I will believe you're happy staying far away from that guy.

stevek173 · 05-25-17, 08:38 PM

Mikejamm showin some fire!

Nice work Jammer

jjgold · 05-25-17, 08:38 PM

Bald is in

Mobile you post photos of yourself using dating sites and other guys photos you red headed pencil
Prick

RangeFinder · 05-25-17, 08:40 PM

Originally posted by mikejamm

Fuk a bunch of points whoring pussy snitches! You co ck mouths would swallow jizz for fuk'in points! Just goes to show what a bunch of no life fuk'in losers you are!

Go ahead, report this, ya fuk'in douche bags!

It's called freedom of fuk'in speech! Of course most of you losers living in your mom's basement don't have a fuk'in clue as to what that is!

Your post like this was not what they had in mind when freedom of speech was created. Research it.

You would be the first I would run. Congrats. Free play for you. Ottawa live betting. Good luck.

mikejamm · 05-25-17, 09:26 PM

Originally posted by RangeFinder

Resume.

I know grammar very well, something rarely seen in this neck of the woods.

I hate reading excessive foul language, it shows lack of vocabulary and lack of respect for others.

I can hold my own if I ever run into any of these jackasses. ( Did I just cuss?)

I can give them a free play on the way out of the door, that maybe losses.

I am patient, but will act accordingly with any foul language or disrespect toward others.

One thing that I am not, a rat or snitch. But I can run them myself if you give me the hammer switch.

You forgot to add...."I'm a non pro broke dick fuk. I hate foul language because I'm a puss losing momma's boy who's never been laid! I start every sentence with "I", because this is as far as my dumb fuk shit for brains ignorance will go. I use words like "jackass, golly gosh, and oh shucks", because I'm a red neck hillbilly and Jesus says bad words ain't nice."

Give you the hammer switch? The only hammering you'll get around here pal, is from a douche named Seaweed!

Free play for you.... If you could actually win a bet, loser, you'd be an SBR Pro.
Pro or shut the fuk up!

RoyBacon · 05-25-17, 09:26 PM

I'm up for it. Hate them fuggers that swear. Most are left wing nut jobs. Plus I'm sorta single and occasionally available.

JMobile · 05-25-17, 09:39 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Bald is in

Mobile you post photos of yourself using dating sites and other guys photos you red headed pencil
Prick

Next I'm in Vegas, show up, I'll walk out with all the girls you meet.

unde0087 · 05-25-17, 09:49 PM

Originally posted by Russian Rocket

I can give you a list of well-qualified, and more importantly already battle-proven snitches here:

CWD
SWEEP
T-WIZZLE
JayVegas420

I can vouch for their experience with my long list of 30+ infractions.

Just give them 2pts a day and then sit back and enjoy the show.

Also ignore the first 40-50 reports...as all of them will be about the same poster- RussianRocket.

Not going to lie the second I saw this thread there was no doubt in my mind Rocket would have a list and it would include Twizzle.

DiggityDaggityDo · 05-25-17, 10:55 PM

Does whoever gets this job get an "official snitch" badge?

firekillex · 05-25-17, 11:05 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Ivy please pick me

I never said this but if you like and can get to Unites States I will Marry you if your single and available

I am very very sexy

I think you might like it here

JJ dont try and steal my girl it wont end up well for you

kidcudi92 · 05-25-17, 11:44 PM

fukk!!!!!!!!!

chico2663 · 05-26-17, 12:17 AM

I don't want money or points. I just want 3 rooms in 1 room I want rocket and twizzler. The 2nd donk and waves. The 3rd will be brooks and any of the fore mentioned posters thor, andy, chico2663, kudi, d2, rkelly, or astro.

mikejamm · 05-26-17, 01:00 AM

I'll do it for pic of you Ivy in a string bikini! Gotta be a sexy string bikini though, none of that one piece stuff!

BennyBigNuts · 05-26-17, 03:09 AM

Jesus Christ rofl
Please tell me this thread was a joke
As if only having about 15 posters left on this forum isn't bad enough

shaunovery · 05-26-17, 05:23 AM

6 points a hour , is there overtime

jjgold · 05-26-17, 05:38 AM

ivy please pick me

bozeman · 05-26-17, 05:49 AM

Ivy pick jjgold i ve heard no girl has picked him before

jjgold · 05-26-17, 05:50 AM

Thanks Bozzy

I do not like anyone here so would be perfect for the job. I will turn everyone in.

USCPHILLYGUY · 05-26-17, 06:33 AM

Jammer on fire !!!

SBR Ivy · 05-26-17, 09:27 AM

I need to choose one poster aside from JJ, I admire posters who have the courage to show their willingness and I can give him an extra points as well.

USCPHILLYGUY · 05-26-17, 09:33 AM

Originally posted by SBR Ivy

I need to choose one poster aside from JJ, I admire posters who have the courage to show their willingness and I can give him an extra points as well.

Ivy I'd tell on my mother if she was cursing here on SBR

Ivy I have SBR tattooed on my neck, right below my IVY tattoo

Ivy I'm your man.

Philmill · 05-26-17, 09:38 AM

Blows me away people dont have better things to do......

jjgold · 05-26-17, 10:09 AM

Twizzle might be good

Kid Cuddles love to tell on people too

Sam Odom · 05-26-17, 10:32 AM

Originally posted by SBR Ivy

I need to choose one poster aside from JJ ...