Quandry: Go all out front row or 22 rows up? 3k vs. 1500? DL Roadshow Rockets

[Auto Donk]

Mschapl the playoffs this year have been pretty good for scalpers.

That pic is from a long time ago i think he just posted that to give a view of the seats

ps... no way this could be a playoff game..... the mavwrecks are on the floor......

[Auto Donk]

Houston could beat spurs


Get video footage

unfortunately, the DonkLand Film Crew will be setting up in the Four Seasons suite I booked earlier today.... with only one crew, I'll leave it to NBA Films to get all the footage of the game at hand......

I'm pulling John Facenda out of retirement (or from the grave, as the case may be), to narrate the post-game festivities...... back at the "top o' the 4 seasons"

[jjgold]

Will be in Atlanta now living automan

Might start painting business indoor mainly easier


My crew will be in Austin power washing decks


We can do yours For a good rate

[lonegambler23]

great advice.... my luck, harden gawks at my wife's rack on display, she gets too smiley with him, and the next thing you know he and beverly miss the rest of the f'n series......

cuckold nation

[Samfourteen]

Ur killing it AD. Go big!!! U da mannn

[USCPHILLYGUY]

Cheap bastard. Get the god dam 1st row court seats

[no1here]

I almost always sit courtside or first row. Last game found Dennis Rodman standing next to me. Also had GM come over and talked. Told us that he was sorry Pistons didn't make playoffs cause he had front row courtside tickets for us. Last year Tom Gores moved us in Cleveland.

New stadium season tickets are row AA behind pistons bench aisle seats. Nobody bigger fan then my son.

Lions tickets went from row 31 to row 12 for next year.

[Auto Donk]

Cheap bastard. Get the god dam 1st row court seats

I thought about trying to flip the seats i did buy, to then take the profits and dump them into better seats, but said "fuk it"......

that's too much work, and besides, I didn't want to put my wife's ample, beautiful rack in harm's way..... last thing I need is Ginobili and Beverly both diving for for a loose ball headed out of bounds during crunch time and colliding with those magnficent pleasure globes.....

like someone said above, it's the POST-GAME activities that all the people ON the court care about, and in the case of my wife and I, the same is true......


and bruised boobs aren't on the menu for her birthday weekend.....


though they may be for mine......

[jjgold]

Automan is not cheap


Guy offered me steaks , eggs at Ruth's

[Auto Donk]

JJ, I'm old school.... nothing is worse than seeing, at any event, 400 f'n i phones up in the air, all shooting the same f'n video, albiet from 400 slightly different viewpoints.....

one more stupid homemade video isn't going to capture anything unique or "large and in charge," unless I happen to pop a viagra at half time and then jam the f'n phone down my pants at the start of the 4th quarter......

I leave the home made video making to others.....

guess it goes back to my "lifestyle" days, where I never shot videos, and left that task up to the poor cuckolded schmuck filming his trophy wife and me tearing up the sheets.....

[Auto Donk]

Automan is not cheap


Guy offered me steaks , eggs at Ruth's

and JJ, you know that is a standing, open-ended offer..... whether at Morton's, Shula's, Ruth's Chris, Sullivan's, or Del Frisco's in Vegas next month when I'm there for the SBR MiniBash......

[jjgold]

Who is at mini bash and when?

[Auto Donk]

thread is in the poker room.... peavy, oneunder, uscphilly, opti, mpaschal, me, beerdog, sinmeido, reigle, chucky the GOAT, and several other bad asses......

Other potential SBR stalwarts on the verge of inking attendance are ttaddy, triple d bets, Jay Vegas (in his newly acquired "I LOVE DONK" t-shit (only took US/Canadian Customs just under 2 f'n month's to finally release the shirt I sent him) and maybe one or two others.....

ballers, shot callers all......

https://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/poker/3385524-sbr-poker-forum-mixer-vegas-wsop-june-18-24-check.html

June 18-24.....

you won't see broke dick fuks like waves there.....

[jjgold]

Bobby Waves plays on the poker circuits


Seems like a good crew

[Auto Donk]

Bobby Waves plays on the poker circuits


Seems like a good crew

if you mean he has to sometimes run down to the discarded-heroin needle laden Columbus Park public restroom to plug in his 2002 laptop to play free daily trnys on SBR because his shanty's electrical circuits don't work because he couldn't afford to pay his $35 electric bill and they cut he power, then maybe he plays multiple "circuits".....