High class party. Could tell those guys have a lot of cash. All wearing white New Balance tennis shoes and Chaps by Ralph Lauren shirts.
Well done JJ
Well done JJ
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some guys hang around matures for their money but eventually the old crows want the pipe
heard Moneyshot wound up one of these types elder herpes problems in Michigan
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JJ, good luck with the grandgina
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Yes they do Manny man and that's when this bad boy comes into playOriginally posted by manny24
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nothing like trying to FUK your 55yo Aunt on EasterComment -
Evening not over men
some drinkingComment -
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Evening was over at 7:30 for those old f$c&'s.Comment -
The 25 year old penthouse model in video where you see her hair was drunk at end so I ask her to come to my room and show her my computer and she says cool. I of course show her all the SLOTS and nice screen and different features and she was giggling. I click on a fake photo album and with chicks in it and said they were my ex girlfriends all hotties so now she must think women want me.
Next she wants to check website for mail so I go to go to favorites and accidentally click pornhub scene and she was a little tense and embarrassed, I say do you want to watch a little sugar and she says she hates porn so I delay so she gets get and horny because she is starring at it. I go on to say that porn guy has a nice rooster and do you like it??????? She laughs and says yey, so now I know she might want to get nailed. I say what things do you like in bed???????????????? She really does not want to talk about it and tries changing subject and says turn off porn. So I do and then I sit on bed and start undressing her with my eyes and say she is gorgeous and when was last time you were with guy. Ok now she says I am getting personnel so I change my attitude to mae her feel so insecure.
Her names is Jeannie....................Jean are you sexually frustrated??????? She says no, I say cool and then say I love your tiny
and we call them flats at the club, I say Jean your sexy and waive her to sit next too me.
She sits down and we giggle and flirt, she says have you ever been with older women?? I say no but your only 25!!!.
Well little did I know she was 71 NO LIE but do not look it.
We keep flirting and still like to fuk her but her age caught me off guard.
Now some older guy comes in room and starts talking and flirts with her, I left to get quick score on Houston game and when I get back they are holding hand hands and making jokes about me saying this idiot was trying to make a move on me and I was kind of playing along for fun.. I laugh it off and said lets wrap this up.
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JJ's stories always read like the opposite of Penthouse Forum. Start off good, then crash and burn.
If you can't tell the difference between 25 and 71, you should give up forever. First clue (other than the wrinkles) should have been her name. There isn't a woman under 60 named Jeanie.Comment -
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Originally posted by Sam Odom
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Another chapter of jjgold's awkward sexual fiction.Comment -
Did JJ nail that lady thenComment -
"crawling" is the key word here, if JJ ripped off their walkers to sell them at the local pawn shop, all the attendees would have to crawl back to the assisted-living joints they were sprung from for the day to attend this hot-ass shindig.......Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDoComment -
Even your family is embarrassed to be seen with you.
You look like that weird uncle that isn't allowed to be left alone with the kids.Comment -
Older lady pussy loves meOriginally posted by Grits n' GravyComment -
to each their own.....Originally posted by jjgold
guess I'm just lucky that this type of babe is what loves me:
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Ripping off walkers to unload at pawn shop is actually a good idea
What's a 90 year old gonna do about it?
"Hey, where'd my walker go?"
"Shut up and eat your oatmeal"Comment -
Automan those type do not like you
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Good party JJ
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i agree with u JJ, they don't "like" me.....Originally posted by jjgold
they "LOVE" me......
or, as many of those tight young thirty-somethings have said, they absolutely "LOVER" me.......
the dick is good, JJ.......
like this song says, Goldylocks, "Bitch, I'm like Harden, I don't miss nuthin'"
notice how this blunt-hittin' bitch is strollin' out to my cabana in perfect time to the tune above:
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Opie 95% of the jerkoffs on this site think Chaps by Ralph Lauren are top brand apparelOriginally posted by opie1988
Average age INCLUDING Coach at the party 72
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JJ
The real playas at SBR are jealous. I mean really, who else pulled such a big crowd? Who else got their choice of two desserts, and one of them had dates!
And for those wondering what Auto's girl looks like from the front....here you are:
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what hell is that poking out !!
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a lot of good material in the thread
I did not score but as you all know pussy all over me
I associate with pussy
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Did he ever find the toothpicks?Comment -
Coach:
* Post the video of where u tried to sneak onto the local HS football team.Where's the fuckin power box, Carol?Comment -
It's a SUPRISE!Originally posted by Sam Odomwhat hell is that poking out !!
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My Sources say JJ turns down pussy a lot. Who knows?Comment -
well, i guess that explains why she wanted to go "straight to anal, doggy-style only, please.... and make it hurt"......Originally posted by Dollars2DonutsJJ
The real playas at SBR are jealous. I mean really, who else pulled such a big crowd? Who else got their choice of two desserts, and one of them had dates!
And for those wondering what Auto's girl looks like from the front....here you are:
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