High class party. Could tell those guys have a lot of cash. All wearing white New Balance tennis shoes and Chaps by Ralph Lauren shirts.
Well done JJ
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manny24
SBR Posting Legend
10-22-07
20046
#37
some guys hang around matures for their money but eventually the old crows want the pipe
heard Moneyshot wound up one of these types elder herpes problems in Michigan
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DwightShrute
SBR Aristocracy
01-17-09
103473
#38
JJ, good luck with the grandgina
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Sam Odom
SBR Aristocracy
10-30-05
58063
#39
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Russian Rocket
SBR Aristocracy
09-02-12
43910
#40
Originally posted by manny24
some guys hang around matures for their money but eventually the old crows want the pipe
Yes they do Manny man and that's when this bad boy comes into play
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Sam Odom
SBR Aristocracy
10-30-05
58063
#41
nothing like trying to FUK your 55yo Aunt on Easter
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#42
Evening not over men
some drinking
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manny24
SBR Posting Legend
10-22-07
20046
#43
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mpaschal34
SBR Posting Legend
02-04-13
12087
#44
Evening was over at 7:30 for those old f$c&'s.
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#45
The 25 year old penthouse model in video where you see her hair was drunk at end so I ask her to come to my room and show her my computer and she says cool. I of course show her all the SLOTS and nice screen and different features and she was giggling. I click on a fake photo album and with chicks in it and said they were my ex girlfriends all hotties so now she must think women want me.
Next she wants to check website for mail so I go to go to favorites and accidentally click pornhub scene and she was a little tense and embarrassed, I say do you want to watch a little sugar and she says she hates porn so I delay so she gets get and horny because she is starring at it. I go on to say that porn guy has a nice rooster and do you like it??????? She laughs and says yey, so now I know she might want to get nailed. I say what things do you like in bed???????????????? She really does not want to talk about it and tries changing subject and says turn off porn. So I do and then I sit on bed and start undressing her with my eyes and say she is gorgeous and when was last time you were with guy. Ok now she says I am getting personnel so I change my attitude to mae her feel so insecure.
Her names is Jeannie....................Jean are you sexually frustrated??????? She says no, I say cool and then say I love your tiny and we call them flats at the club, I say Jean your sexy and waive her to sit next too me.
She sits down and we giggle and flirt, she says have you ever been with older women?? I say no but your only 25!!!.
Well little did I know she was 71 NO LIE but do not look it.
We keep flirting and still like to fuk her but her age caught me off guard.
Now some older guy comes in room and starts talking and flirts with her, I left to get quick score on Houston game and when I get back they are holding hand hands and making jokes about me saying this idiot was trying to make a move on me and I was kind of playing along for fun.. I laugh it off and said lets wrap this up.
Women such teases
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mpaschal34
SBR Posting Legend
02-04-13
12087
#46
JJ's stories always read like the opposite of Penthouse Forum. Start off good, then crash and burn.
If you can't tell the difference between 25 and 71, you should give up forever. First clue (other than the wrinkles) should have been her name. There isn't a woman under 60 named Jeanie.
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BIGDAY
SBR Aristocracy
02-17-10
48245
#47
Did he score??????
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sandos139
SBR Wise Guy
01-27-14
569
#48
Originally posted by Sam Odom
nothing like trying to FUK your 55yo Aunt on Easter
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#49
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Da Manster!
SBR Posting Legend
07-13-07
17720
#50
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gauchojake
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
09-17-10
34117
#51
Another chapter of jjgold's awkward sexual fiction.
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slayer14
SBR Posting Legend
08-12-13
22022
#52
Did JJ nail that lady then
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#53
Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
Nice party, coach.
Crawling with pussy.
You might finally get laid.
"crawling" is the key word here, if JJ ripped off their walkers to sell them at the local pawn shop, all the attendees would have to crawl back to the assisted-living joints they were sprung from for the day to attend this hot-ass shindig.......
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Grits n' Gravy
Restricted User
06-10-10
13024
#54
Even your family is embarrassed to be seen with you.
You look like that weird uncle that isn't allowed to be left alone with the kids.
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#55
Originally posted by Grits n' Gravy
Even your family is embarrassed to be seen with you.
You look like that weird uncle that isn't allowed to be left alone with the kids.
Older lady pussy loves me
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#56
Originally posted by jjgold
Older lady pussy loves me
to each their own.....
guess I'm just lucky that this type of babe is what loves me:
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stevek173
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
03-29-08
27598
#57
Ripping off walkers to unload at pawn shop is actually a good idea
What's a 90 year old gonna do about it?
"Hey, where'd my walker go?"
"Shut up and eat your oatmeal"
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#58
Automan those type do not like you
I would think your age group now is 42-70
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funnyb25
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
07-09-09
39663
#59
Good party JJ
Well done...
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stevek173
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
03-29-08
27598
#60
Yeah, "Automan"
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#61
Originally posted by jjgold
Automan those type do not like you
I would think your age group now is 42-70
i agree with u JJ, they don't "like" me.....
they "LOVE" me......
or, as many of those tight young thirty-somethings have said, they absolutely "LOVER" me.......
the dick is good, JJ.......
like this song says, Goldylocks, "Bitch, I'm like Harden, I don't miss nuthin'"
notice how this blunt-hittin' bitch is strollin' out to my cabana in perfect time to the tune above:
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USCPHILLYGUY
SBR Posting Legend
12-15-12
21746
#62
Originally posted by opie1988
High class party. Could tell those guys have a lot of cash. All wearing white New Balance tennis shoes and Chaps by Ralph Lauren shirts.
Well done JJ
Opie 95% of the jerkoffs on this site think Chaps by Ralph Lauren are top brand apparel
Average age INCLUDING Coach at the party 72
Cant make this shit up
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Dollars2Donuts
SBR Hall of Famer
02-07-13
8803
#63
JJ
The real playas at SBR are jealous. I mean really, who else pulled such a big crowd? Who else got their choice of two desserts, and one of them had dates!
And for those wondering what Auto's girl looks like from the front....here you are:
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Sam Odom
SBR Aristocracy
10-30-05
58063
#64
what hell is that poking out !!
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388179
#65
a lot of good material in the thread
I did not score but as you all know pussy all over me
I associate with pussy
IAWP
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SharpAngles
SBR Hall of Famer
04-15-14
9467
#66
Did he ever find the toothpicks?
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ChuckyTheGoat
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
04-04-11
37575
#67
Coach:
* Post the video of where u tried to sneak onto the local HS football team.
Where's the fuckin power box, Carol?
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DiggityDaggityDo
SBR Aristocracy
11-30-08
81450
#68
Originally posted by Sam Odom
what hell is that poking out !!
It's a SUPRISE!
Kinda like the cherry on top.
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RiverRaid
SBR MVP
08-19-07
2279
#69
My Sources say JJ turns down pussy a lot. Who knows?
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Auto Donk
SBR Aristocracy
09-03-13
43558
#70
Originally posted by Dollars2Donuts
JJ
The real playas at SBR are jealous. I mean really, who else pulled such a big crowd? Who else got their choice of two desserts, and one of them had dates!
And for those wondering what Auto's girl looks like from the front....here you are:
[IMG][/IMG]
well, i guess that explains why she wanted to go "straight to anal, doggy-style only, please.... and make it hurt"......