Conor McGregor: I Want to See Khloe Kardashian's 'Big Fat Ass'

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  • DiggityDaggityDo
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    • 11-30-08
    • 81450

    #1
    Conor McGregor: I Want to See Khloe Kardashian's 'Big Fat Ass'



    Conor McGregor says he's fascinated with Khloe Kardashian's "big fat ass" ... and says he really wants to see it in person.

    The UFC superstar sat down with GQ during a recent trip to L.A. and was asked what he was going to be doing while in town.

    "Maybe I’ll search for Khloé's [Kardashian] big fat ass," Conor said.

    "She’s been floating around Malibu. I don’t give a f*ck about them [the Kardashians]. I just like to see them in the flesh ... just see what the big fat asses on them look like."

    When asked if he admired the Kardashian sisters, Conor said, "Admire? Never. What’s the saying? Never put the p*ssy on a pedestal, my friend. I just want to see it. I want to see them."

    Don't worry, Conor also took some shots at Floyd Mayweather -- saying he will destroy the boxing legend if they ever actually fight.

    "Honestly, my fist is bigger than his head. I sleep people. I put people unconscious. I’m stating facts. If I hit a man, his head is gonna go into the bleachers. You understand that?"

    "If I crack that little head of his, it’s gonna go clean off his shoulder and up into the bleachers."








  • Auto Donk
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-03-13
    • 43558

    #2
    as the Conor McGregor of SBR, I can assure you this is fake news......

    because next to that phat ass, whether you wanna see it or not, is that three-day-old dead robin smellin' box of hers.....

    the ass is big no doubt, but not big enough to keep you at a safe, odor-free distance from that rancid, smelly hole of hers that even crack-headed Lamar called her out on.....

    Do you realize how bad a pussy has to smell for a guy high as fuk to notice how rotten it is????/

    usually drugs makes things better (eating pussy on X, for example.... it doesn't get any better than that), so when a guy as high as Lamar was while married for her to still call her out on how stinky it is, means it's actually ten times worse......

    This Conor McGregor passes on her all day, every day...........
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    • temple2010
      SBR MVP
      • 03-16-10
      • 1369

      #3
      Originally posted by Auto Donk
      as the Conor McGregor of SBR, I can assure you this is fake news......

      because next to that phat ass, whether you wanna see it or not, is that three-day-old dead robin smellin' box of hers.....

      the ass is big no doubt, but not big enough to keep you at a safe, odor-free distance from that rancid, smelly hole of hers that even crack-headed Lamar called her out on.....

      Do you realize how bad a pussy has to smell for a guy high as fuk to notice how rotten it is????/

      usually drugs makes things better (eating pussy on X, for example.... it doesn't get any better than that), so when a guy as high as Lamar was while married for her to still call her out on how stinky it is, means it's actually ten times worse......

      This Conor McGregor passes on her all day, every day...........
      LMFAO- absolutely hilarious!!!
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      • DOM_Toretto
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        • 01-28-13
        • 9035

        #4
        Hahaha
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        • Cuse0323
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          • 12-09-09
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          #5
          Damn, AD. I'm trying to eat pizza rolls as I read that.
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          • BetweenHerCheeks
            SBR Wise Guy
            • 12-17-15
            • 974

            #6
            I don't know I think gaydar goes off to about a 7-8 for anyone saying they wouldn't shove it into that. Even triple wrapped with a HAZMAT-certified gas mask. You'd still have to crush that
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            • reigle9
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 10-25-07
              • 17879

              #7
              Originally posted by Cuse0323
              Damn, AD. I'm trying to eat pizza rolls as I read that.
              I was eating a medium burger, with onion.

              Also AD, eating pussy is never fun. That's ridiculous.
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              • badgerguy
                SBR MVP
                • 03-21-13
                • 2281

                #8
                Yes please
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                • jjgold
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 07-20-05
                  • 388179

                  #9
                  too fatty

                  I do not fuk fatties
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                  • 5mike5
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 09-21-11
                    • 52037

                    #10
                    Originally posted by auto donk
                    as the conor mcgregor of sbr, i can assure you this is fake news......

                    Because next to that phat ass, whether you wanna see it or not, is that three-day-old dead robin smellin' box of hers.....

                    The ass is big no doubt, but not big enough to keep you at a safe, odor-free distance from that rancid, smelly hole of hers that even crack-headed lamar called her out on.....

                    Do you realize how bad a pussy has to smell for a guy high as fuk to notice how rotten it is????/

                    usually drugs makes things better (eating pussy on x, for example.... It doesn't get any better than that), so when a guy as high as lamar was while married for her to still call her out on how stinky it is, means it's actually ten times worse......

                    This conor mcgregor passes on her all day, every day...........
                    classic!!!
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                    • Snowball
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                      • 11-15-09
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                      #11
                      who's the next MMA fighter that can pop this bigmouth ?

                      pretty sure I've known some guys who could shut him up.
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                      • klemopixx
                        SBR MVP
                        • 10-02-14
                        • 3807

                        #12
                        All Conor needs to do is stop by the local Walmart if he wants to see some fat ass. That shit is dime a dozen. I agree with Donk, her hole must smell like a tuna club that's been sitting in the sun all day.
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                        • grekos
                          SBR Sharp
                          • 03-16-10
                          • 494

                          #13
                          Smells like the shitter on a tuna boat.
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                          • DiggityDaggityDo
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 11-30-08
                            • 81450

                            #14
                            Originally posted by jjgold
                            too fatty

                            I do not fuk fatties
                            You tried to fuk one 2 days ago, buddy.
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                            • manny24
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 10-22-07
                              • 20046

                              #15
                              smells like tuna tastes like chicken plug your nose and keep on lickin'
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                              • reigle9
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                                • 10-25-07
                                • 17879

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Snowball
                                who's the next MMA fighter that can pop this bigmouth ?

                                pretty sure I've known some guys who could shut him up.
                                You don't. That's a ridiculous thought.

                                The difference between a solid mma fighter on the regional circuit and the tough guy from high school is night and day. Conor isn't as good as his name is, but he'd murder any person on the planet at any weight that doesn't train.
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                                • Snowball
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by reigle9
                                  You don't. That's a ridiculous thought.

                                  The difference between a solid mma fighter on the regional circuit and the tough guy from high school is night and day. Conor isn't as good as his name is, but he'd murder any person on the planet at any weight that doesn't train.
                                  The only thing that's a "ridiculous thought" is you thinking MMA fights are 100% real
                                  fights, and even more that you have any idea who I am or who I've known in my life.
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                                  • astro61200
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                                    • 09-15-07
                                    • 4843

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Snowball
                                    The only thing that's a "ridiculous thought" is you thinking MMA fights are 100% real
                                    fights, and even more that you have any idea who I am or who I've known in my life.
                                    You're an idiot. McGregor would smoke anyone you know in a fist fight. I bet you also sit around and watch other sports, claiming you could do better.

                                    Keep dreamin', pal
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                                    • 5mike5
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 09-21-11
                                      • 52037

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by astro61200
                                      You're an idiot. McGregor would smoke anyone you know in a fist fight. I bet you also sit around and watch other sports, claiming you could do better.

                                      Keep dreamin', pal
                                      this is a fact
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                                      • reigle9
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 10-25-07
                                        • 17879

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Snowball
                                        The only thing that's a "ridiculous thought" is you thinking MMA fights are 100% real
                                        fights, and even more that you have any idea who I am or who I've known in my life.
                                        lol christ
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                                        • Snowball
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                                          • 11-15-09
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by astro61200
                                          You're an idiot. McGregor would smoke anyone you know in a fist fight. I bet you also sit around and watch other sports, claiming you could do better.

                                          Keep dreamin', pal
                                          mmkay, keep lollygaggin on the tv, believe whatever you want, kid.
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                                          • Snowball
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                                            • 11-15-09
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by reigle9
                                            lol christ
                                            name of the Lord in vain, way to go.
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                                            • astro61200
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 09-15-07
                                              • 4843

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Snowball
                                              mmkay, keep lollygaggin on the tv, believe whatever you want, kid.
                                              Yes, because you know people who are skilled enough where they could beat a 2-division UFC champion. However, they'd rather just make shit wages instead of the endorsements and purses that come with being such a good fighter.

                                              Let me guess, you also know people who could start in the NFL, NBA, and MLB but they'd rather just make $9/hr instead?


                                              Jesus, you're a moron. Guess these fighters you know beat your face in one too many times and now you spout off this drivel.
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                                              • jjgold
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                                                • 07-20-05
                                                • 388179

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                                You tried to fuk one 2 days ago, buddy.
                                                remove your post
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                                                • reigle9
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 10-25-07
                                                  • 17879

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Snowball
                                                  name of the Lord in vain, way to go.
                                                  lol, jesus fukk
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                                                  • Snowball
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                                                    • 11-15-09
                                                    • 30058

                                                    #26
                                                    degenerate thread....

                                                    i'm outta here.

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                                                    • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                      • 11-30-08
                                                      • 81450

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by jjgold
                                                      remove your post
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                                                      • reigle9
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 10-25-07
                                                        • 17879

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Snowball
                                                        degenerate thread....

                                                        i'm outta here.

                                                        Good thinking. Probably have to take your friends to get their hands registered anyway.
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