International Angelman Day: SBR Poker Charity Tournament 2017

[Auto Donk]

Not sure if I will be able to make it to the game but I registered anyways for the cause.

Hopefully I can make it or at least show up late and hope I haven't been bounced already.

bounced???????

[bobbywaves]

I have a bunch of poker rollover that I plan to do this weekend. If I rollover enough, I'll send you the buyin so you can register with no payback needed.

Nice gesture Jake, but can non pros register? According to the fine print, it appears not.

[beavis13]

Yisman making me feel charitable. I'll stake
any pro hard up for points. No payback. Split profit if you win and donate the buyin. First response gets it.

[JAKEPEAVY21]

Nice gesture Jake, but can non pros register? According to the fine print, it appears not.

no idea, I didn't even look at the rules or that he was a non pro.

SBR really should let anyone register for this since it's going to such a great cause!

[USCPHILLYGUY]

Anyone surprised at PO69 anymore? He's empirically the biggest failure of a human being in the history of SBR. And that's saying a lot on a forum comprised of degenerate gamblers.

Just the worst energy imaginable that guy.

PO I'm a pacifist but I'm going to actually going to beat you senseless in front of a viewing gallery of your entire circle of favorite people the day I see you in Vegas because of this one. Last straw.

[The Kraken]

I wasn't looking to be included in your POS bounty. Unlike you, I have enough pts.

Fact of the matter is, your 1,000 pt bounty offer when you're a constant broke dikk, it's simply false advertising.

Great, then dont worry about it.

[bobbywaves]

SBR really should let anyone register for this since it's going to such a great cause!

I normally prefer special tourney's/contests to be pros only, especially beat the prick. As it rewards pros & should inspire non pros to become pro.

However, regarding this Angelman tourney, I agree anyone with 200 pts should be allowed to register.

[bobbywaves]

Great, then dont worry about it.

I'm not worried about it, unlike you I have enough pts. Simply stating you're a prick for placing a 1,000 pt bounty on anyone, when you don't have the pts to back up your offer.

Solicit your loan first broke dikk, then offer your bounty.

[allabout the $$$]

cant make it so i gave ya the points

[BIGDAY]

cant make it so i gave ya the points

My man!

[BIGDAY]

cant make it so i gave ya the points

I'll be doing a point drive on the 15th. They'll go toward a donation.

[sweep]

Tournament sponsored by Timmy Copper...#liveofftheland

[USCPHILLYGUY]

guy trying to be funny when he was gifted points for the tourney

stay in your lane Sweep

[The Kraken]

I'm not worried about it, unlike you I have enough pts. Simply stating you're a prick for placing a 1,000 pt bounty on anyone, when you don't have the pts to back up your offer.

Solicit your loan first broke dikk, then offer your bounty.

For someone thats not worrying about it, you sure have a lot to say. Dont worry about the points

[bobbywaves]

For someone thats not worrying about it, you sure have a lot to say. Dont worry about the points

For someone that's offering a 1,000 pt bounty, you sure lack the pts to back up your offer.

[sweep]

For someone that's offering a 1,000 pt bounty, you sure lack the pts to back up your offer.

Dudes a pill poppin' junkie

[Enkhbat]

I am in, always wanted that badge

[shaunovery]

Great cause

[Jimmy Proffett]

if you don't mind

Good luck tradeout

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Stop with the whore shit.

This is for a good cause.

Buy in and play or buy in and don't don't play.... Doesn't matter. Your points are going towards a good cause.

Stop with the e-batting in this thread.

This week we all have big diks, we're all poker sharks, we all bang top 10 models... Oh and we all cap at 90% or better.

Cool!

Guess what? Win or lose in this tounry, there is no loser! Somebody is winning.

Let's go mother fukkers!

[twisted_rhino]

[tradeout]

Good luck tradeout

Jimmy

Thanks for the points
But I just managed to minicash in a daily and rollover enough for the tourney, so shipping 200 back. Maybe another SBR PRO can use them.

Thanks again and sorry for the confusion.

[twisted_rhino]

Great meeting you my friend. We'll cross paths again soon.

[Fire in da hole]

I'm going to need someone to lend my ass 200 points to join the tourny.

i hate we cannot buy pts in the US

[dngf]

Sent in honor of SBR John:

thank you for your contribution in the amount of $100.00 to Foundation for Angelman Syndrome Therapeutics.
You will be receiving an email confirmation at

[Jimmy Proffett]

Jimmy

Thanks for the points
But I just managed to minicash in a daily and rollover enough for the tourney, so shipping 200 back. Maybe another SBR PRO can use them.

Thanks again and sorry for the confusion.

No problem! Good luck in the tournament.

[turtlejc]

anyone want to sponsor me for this?

I have a loan with trytrytry but would like to play in this tourney for obvious reasons

wont be able to pay back unless i win + rollover

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

anyone want to sponsor me for this?

I have a loan with trytrytry but would like to play in this tourney for obvious reasons

wont be able to pay back unless i win + rollover

I will give you the 2 hundo for this; I'll ship em now so you can register in tourney, today. Don't want any payback just vow to donate anything won from this tourney for another donation in SBR store (if it's enough to cover a donation). If you win something from tourney but are short donation cost, I'll make up difference so you can reach a donation amount. GL and may the RSH avoid you....

[gauchojake]

Reasons to join other than the obvious
-You get to keep this badge ALL YEAR
-Any poster without one will be envious
-You get an extra 1/2" on your girth just for joining

[El Nino]

Reasons to join other than the obvious
-You get to keep this badge ALL YEAR
-Any poster without one will be envious
-You get an extra 1/2" on your girth just for joining

gauchoer, I am feeling some residual girthiness in the pelvic region and I don't even have my badge yet.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

-You get an extra 1/2" on your girth just for joining

Actually, when I joined the other day I immediately noticed a full 1" gain. Kinda hard to zip up the ol pants now, but hey, I guess a great charity is worth the risk of a possible indecent exposure citation. Others have mentioned the mere 1/2" gain, as well... so I just took it that the extra half was just Ivy's not-so-subtle way of flirting w/me. That, or else I'm allergic to the new Jergen's Cocoa Butter.

[mikejamm]

Well, well, well... funny you should bring up advertising.....

Hey wussypuss waves, you gonna be offering a glory hole special? Hell, with those , you could raise a shit ton of cash on tit fuks alone, for the Angelmen cause.

[mikejamm]

In all seriousness, Great charity benefit tourney and for a good cause too!

[swordsandtequila]

[sweep]

guy trying to be funny when he was gifted points for the tourney

stay in your lane Sweep

Wtf are you talking about

I was not "gifted" points nor do I need them you D-bag