Facetime Interview Tomorrow, Need Advice

[The Kraken]

WTF do I wear?

Am I supposed to be on my phone? My Computer?

This is insane, whatever happened to the casting couch fantasy

[Cuse0323]

What the hell is facetime?

[DOM_Toretto]

Here's some advice - don't ask advice from a buncha degenerates on an Internet gambling forum who probably most have never gotten a job that requires an interview! Lol


Use your computer, sit at a table/desk, wear a button up and maybe a tie, and no pants whatsoever.

And check your background for anything embarrassing.

[DOM_Toretto]

BOL!

[The Kraken]

What the hell is facetime?

Let me re-check her text, make sure Im saying the right thing

[jjgold]

Krackles stop

I wood never hire you based just on your thread

[The Kraken]

Here's some advice - don't ask advice from a buncha degenerates on an Internet gambling forum who probably most have never gotten a job that requires an interview! Lol


Use your computer, sit at a table/desk, wear a button up and maybe a tie, and no pants whatsoever.

And check your background for anything embarrassing.

Shirt, Tie and No Pants: Tales of The Kraken

[Dirty Sanchez]

WTF do I wear?

Am I supposed to be on my phone? My Computer?

This is insane, whatever happened to the casting couch fantasy

Wear a ski mask...I heard it sets a tone

[The Kraken]

What the hell is facetime?

Ya, she called it FaceTime

I think its apples version of SBR Chat

[The Kraken]

Wear a ski mask...I heard it sets a tone

[krk1030]

sometime i hate technology....that just sounds ridiculous.

why not do it in person, i mean it should make no difference to the company....

[Chi_archie]

https://www.beyond.com/articles/five-tips-for-a-successful-facetime-interview-15672-article.html

[Chi_archie]

lighting is key

[The Kraken]

sometime i hate technology....that just sounds ridiculous.

why not do it in person, i mean it should make no difference to the company....

Ya, I agree. Im probably gonna be on the city bus when she calls

fml

[zizoudane10]

She wants to see rooster. No other reason for this. Just do it.

[Dirty Sanchez]

She wants to see rooster. No other reason for this. Just do it.

Ziz gets it

[packerd_00]

Listen to JJ he wont steer you wrong.

[zizoudane10]

Ziz gets it

Sanchez, we know

[King Mayan]

Use the flower headband Snapchat filter

[Cuse0323]

Ya, she called it FaceTime

I think its apples version of SBR Chat

Gotcha. I looked it up. Was just curious. My advice which isn't worth a thing would be the following. Look nice, let whoever it is talk without interrupting, be confident with a strong posture, wear a nice shirt but nothing too crazy, take a deep breath, and give yourself a few seconds before answering.

Damn, that's a run on sentence if I've ever seen one. Just be you, man. You're good. Don't over think it. You probably already have the damn job. Smile, nod, and do you.

[jjgold]

Krackles you a clerk at cvs???

Lol

[Dirty Sanchez]

You could always get ttwarrior to sit in for you...he's a chat room legend. Just tell him to leave his towel in the bathroom

[zizoudane10]

You could always get ttwarrior to sit in for you...he's a chat room legend. Just tell him to leave his towel in the bathroom

[slambam]

Do it on the shitter, and look for some air freshener half way through.

[The Kraken]

Krackles you a clerk at cvs???

Lol

Hey prick take one more shot at me tonight and I'll make sure my first assignment is in your hometown, bust you up a little bit.

[The Giant]

I love that The Kraken rushes to the board with all his personal, life-changing moments.

He is disgusted by most of the politics, but can appreciate our advice in other areas.

His open-mindedness has led him to a life of bedpans and trannys. One of SBR's finest.

[The Kraken]

Use the flower headband Snapchat filter

If I can use Snapchat on Facetime, I will use a filter

Gotcha. I looked it up. Was just curious. My advice which isn't worth a thing would be the following. Look nice, let whoever it is talk without interrupting, be confident with a strong posture, wear a nice shirt but nothing too crazy, take a deep breath, and give yourself a few seconds before answering.

Damn, that's a run on sentence if I've ever seen one. Just be you, man. You're good. Don't over think it. You probably already have the damn job. Smile, nod, and do you.

Nice write up. I just called a buddy and chatted on facetime, its definitely different. The medium is somewhat uncomfortable. It'll be all good though. I feel pretty comfortable because I have a great job already. I'll update you tomorrow.

[The Kraken]

I love that The Kraken rushes to the board with all his personal, life-changing moments.

He is disgusted by most of the politics, but can appreciate our advice in other areas.

His open-mindedness has led him to a life of bedpans and trannys. One of SBR's finest.

Ya, I know its crazy, I dont agree with everyones political beliefs, but I respect them enough that I dont let politics skew how I view them as a person.

Not your best analysis Giant.

We all fight about politics, then we get over it and help each other where we can

[shadymcgrady]

All u need is the top, could literally do it in underwear without pants. Might have to do another one and if they go well then it's in person with 3 or more people interviewing you at once

[The Giant]

Ya, I know its crazy, I dont agree with everyones political beliefs, but I respect them enough that I dont let politics skew how I view them as a person.

Not your best analysis Giant.

We all fight about politics, then we get over it and help each other where we can

Fair point.

Despite our political differences, I still find you to be an above average poster.

Good luck on your interview. I would advise you to do it with your pants down. If you happen to get interviewed by a hot chick, you can give your cokk a pull, and she'll never know. Nothing like a good mental fukking during a stressful moment.

[The Kraken]

Fair point.

Despite our political differences, I still find you to be an above average poster.

Good luck on your interview. I would advise you to do it with your pants down. If you happen to get interviewed by a hot chick, you can give your cokk a pull, and she'll never know. Nothing like a good mental fukking during a stressful moment.

I've already done my research, she's a solid 6, soft 7. Will probably be posting on SBR during interview. I'm not entirely sure I want the job, so I'm thinking of how to sabotage the interview, some good ideas in here so far. Probably going to hang one of my ar15's on the wall behind me and have a bottle of oxy and Jack sitting next to me.

[eidolon]

WTF do I wear?

Am I supposed to be on my phone? My Computer?

This is insane, whatever happened to the casting couch fantasy

Wear one level nicer clothes than what you will be wearing for the job. Make sure there is nothing awkward in the background, and make sure the place where you will be sitting will be quiet for 30+ minutes. Also, before the interview test your microphone levels on the device you plan on using.


Oh yeah, make sure you are always looking at the camera and not the video/picture on the screen.

[mohye1980]

Boxers and a dress shirt and tie. You have to make sure you're comfortable. Just don't stand up.

[DrunkHorseplayer]

WTF do I wear?

Am I supposed to be on my phone? My Computer?

This is insane, whatever happened to the casting couch fantasy

Be yourself; dress, talk and act like you do.

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

Funny hats are a must.

Pausing the interview and blaming it on poor connection a must.

Fat guy eating stuffed crust pizza in the background is a must.

Experience: Having a girlfriend and traveling a lot.