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  • stevek173
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 03-29-08
    • 27598

    #36
    Girth where it counts
    Huge balls
    Very witty, funny and intelligent
    Not bad at guitar/playing rock
    I look sexy, I eat right, I work out
    Very good poker player
    Can party w the best of them
    I smell delicious
    I can make a nice chicken breast

    No attachments - no kids

    Very well to do family, very well to do friends

    I only crap my pants once or twice a week

    I'm a lot of fun at parties

    I like Guinness and Goose
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    • dlowilly
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 11-09-16
      • 13862

      #37
      Originally posted by stevek173
      In the end they just want to be happy, and so do you.
      I was taking your post serious until I read this line

      I have known enough women to know that's a load of bs. A large portion of them want drama and conflict. What I'm saying is many many women are only happy being unhappy.
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      • DwightShrute
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 01-17-09
        • 103410

        #38
        Originally posted by stevek173
        Girth where it counts
        Huge balls
        Very witty, funny and intelligent
        Not bad at guitar/playing rock
        I look sexy, I eat right, I work out
        Very good poker player
        Can party w the best of them
        I smell delicious
        I can make a nice chicken breast

        No attachments - no kids

        Very well to do family, very well to do friends

        I only crap my pants once or twice a week

        I'm a lot of fun at parties

        I like Guinness and Goose
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        • stevek173
          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
          • 03-29-08
          • 27598

          #39
          Originally posted by dlowilly
          I was taking your post serious until I read this line

          I have known enough women to know that's a load of bs. A large portion of them want drama and conflict. What I'm saying is many many women are only happy being unhappy.
          Good point. I lose the gossiping gabbies real quick.

          Don't have time for that.
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          • Optional
            Administrator
            • 06-10-10
            • 61672

            #40
            Originally posted by DwightShrute

            ya, so how's acoochy doing btw?
            .
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            • Philmill
              SBR MVP
              • 09-30-11
              • 4275

              #41
              Originally posted by stevek173
              Girth where it counts
              Huge balls
              Very witty, funny and intelligent
              Not bad at guitar/playing rock
              I look sexy, I eat right, I work out
              Very good poker player
              Can party w the best of them
              I smell delicious
              I can make a nice chicken breast

              No attachments - no kids

              Very well to do family, very well to do friends

              I only crap my pants once or twice a week

              I'm a lot of fun at parties

              I like Guinness and Goose
              your good to go.....you got to get out and about stevie
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              • stevek173
                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                • 03-29-08
                • 27598

                #42
                My new digs will take care of that man.

                I appreciate the encouragement.
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                • dlowilly
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 11-09-16
                  • 13862

                  #43
                  Pics of these chicks would be appreciated
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                  • Matt Rain
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 02-13-07
                    • 5001

                    #44
                    Originally posted by stevek173
                    My new digs will take care of that man.

                    I appreciate the encouragement.
                    Why are you always moving?
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                    • stevek173
                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                      • 03-29-08
                      • 27598

                      #45
                      That's tough because you don't want to creep them out if they catch you doing that. I took a picture of a couple of them at a concert and they saw it - I didn't know them yet so I don't think they appreciated it. After that though a blonde picked me up and made out with me the rest of the night so who knows, maybe they sent her. I don't know.

                      I posted this one in another thread. She's never creeped out by anything I do. She giggles and thinks it's all cute. She's very upbeat and uplifting, she's out west and she is the friend of my ex I was talking about.

                      She keeps posting pictures of the beach (she saw me play beach volleyball back when I was top 200 out east, so she knows I really want to get back to that) and telling me to move out there so that I can date her.

                      I cannot believe she's interested in me.

                      When I get a chance to dip out there we will be chilling on the beach drinking Coronas, or whatever she is in the mood for. She is model hot and is deeply cute, funny, can party like a rock star but at the same time is 100% real and grounded.

                      We could end up making each other very happy.

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                      • stevek173
                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                        • 03-29-08
                        • 27598

                        #46
                        Originally posted by Matt Rain
                        Why are you always moving?
                        I moved out here for a job that I no longer have. They chewed me right up, it's what they do - hire you, get you to produce, then axe you and give the good leads you produced to their sleezebag inside closers. They are facing lawsuit for doing it to a state licensed originator. I will win, they will pay up and that will be that. I'll be happier working from home in the new digs with the recording studio, in a college town and hitting the music scene out there. They don't have too much of one so I should be able to rise up pretty quickly. There's also a lead guitarist out there I am supposed to meet so we can see if we click, then take it to the studio and see what we've got.
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                        • Matt Rain
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 02-13-07
                          • 5001

                          #47
                          Fair enough. Now who did I scam, you nonsensical bipolar penetrate?
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                          • stevek173
                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                            • 03-29-08
                            • 27598

                            #48
                            Lol no one man. I was on a massive 50+ beers in 2 days bender and said a lot of things to people that were just nonsense. You've always been beyond a good friend and you did absolutely nothing to deserve that.

                            Sorry man, that was not cool.

                            Wubs.
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                            • The Kraken
                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                              • 12-25-11
                              • 28918

                              #49
                              Originally posted by stevek173
                              Lol no one man. I was on a massive 50+ beers in 2 days bender and said a lot of things to people that were just nonsense. You've always been beyond a good friend and you did absolutely nothing to deserve that.

                              Sorry man, that was not cool.

                              Wubs.
                              Fukk Steve, you just dont give any fukks. Not about others, not about your own body or health, none. I thought last year was your wake up call but apparently it was just a second chance to resume on the destructive path you were already on.

                              Ya ya, I know you dont give a fukk what I think.
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                              • stevek173
                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                • 03-29-08
                                • 27598

                                #50
                                I really don't care what you think at all, and no one should.

                                If any of that was true, I don't think I'd work my ass off. I don't think I would do 400+ pushups and lift weights five times a week. I don't think I would have close to an impeccable diet of cliff bars, chicken breast and tea. I really don't think girls would love me because they can tell that I appreciate them and care about them. I really don't think I would pay all of my bills all of the time by working my butt off.

                                But all of those things are true.

                                So it looks like I care quite a bit about myself and my loved ones.

                                But you're right, I don't care what you think at all.
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                                • El Nino
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 05-03-12
                                  • 18426

                                  #51
                                  Originally posted by DwightShrute
                                  ya, so how's acoochy doing btw?
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