Some personal nominations for 2016 SBR Awards

[jjgold]

Rudy I have you in mind for one

[RudyRuetigger]

jj I know you are thinking best all around but i do not want to make others jealous

[chico2663]

but I am, at least, a "fukker".......

I heard a little poem from an old irish man. Some guy called him a mother f@cker. And here are his exact words. "Mother f@cker,Mother f@cker I may be but the Mother I f@ck don't belong to me."

[Auto Donk]

automan what is your EXACT SIZE

thickness and length

Me.............

2.5" Long
1.7 inches thickness which is not bad and what girls like
Veiny....4 visible veins

I just generally go "eddie murphy" and look down yell out "the shit is BIG!!!!"

I DON'T EVER MEASURE THESE DAYS, and, admittedly, it varies from event to event, depending on numerous factors.....

such as 1. how hot the babe is; 2. how hot the babes are; 3. whether the creepy husband is leering up at me from underneath his wife as I do her doggystyle and my balls are danglin' inches from his face; 4. the amount of viagra I've chomped down in the past half hour leading up to the event, 5. how long I'm expected to perform (and whether I'm pacing myself), and 6. the look the babe/babes have in their eyes.... (if they're really into it, they're getting the full deal)......

the list goes on, but you get the point.....

all excursions are unique.....

[jjgold]

Automan your very detailed

[Chi_archie]

Most consistent past 7 years

[ChuckyTheGoat]

Rudy, you're like a brother to me. Watch this clip:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAlRBdjRu1Y

[funnyb25]

Rudy, you're like a brother to me. Watch this clip:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAlRBdjRu1Y

[manny24]

there are other boards where guys show other guys their roosters

not judging just saying Riegler's dikk picks sounded like maybe there was a winner here

there was not

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

He's one of my favorite on the forum. Was just saying he doesn't find male anatomy repugnant and unappealing like most of us.

THIS GUY.....

Tatty Ice, you're referring to SBR royalty there, pal: Back-to-back 2 time Award winner here -- "most generous"

Rarified air for posters -- FACT



It's surprising I even deem it worthy of my time to respond to the SBR serfs, but then I'm reminded of the wisdom of Ferris and the need for "understanding":

https://www.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/a8169f42-019a-449d-b2fe-c2a8c6ac84a3

p.s. -- pm me those special TC pics

[BadNina]

automan what is your EXACT SIZE

thickness and length

Me.............

2.5" Long
1.7 inches thickness which is not bad and what girls like
Veiny....4 visible veins

Ya know, sweet JJ, I think somewhere on a cloud, I still have a naked picture of you from one of your videos where you were running around bare-assed naked.

Ahhh...memories.

[PittsburghPlayer]

glad i showed up late, just in time to miss someones cack picture

2nd this!!

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

Who will win the highly coveted Vietnamese poster of the year award?

[opie1988]

Who will win the highly coveted Vietnamese poster of the year award?

Deemer

[Auto Donk]

i rarely "self-promote", but my wife wanted me to throw my hat in the ring for "most creative use of western/lodge motif interior decorating to hide sex toys out in the open due to lack of adequate closet space" category.....

hat rack with whip and rope and "gene autry night" role playing costume set forth below:

[Chi_archie]

i rarely "self-promote"

that line deserves JOKE of the year award JJ!

This is the guy that comes in any thread, even if it is about calculating half kelly bankroll management or poisson regression models and says

"that reminds me of the time......"

and relates some weird fictional sex story while he edges on a forum with a collection of banged up dudes...

[downsouth]

Quality stuff here. Can't believe I missed the rooster pic.

[Auto Donk]

not sure who's dimmer among my haters.... chiarch or greased lightin'.....

self-depracating humor often got me laid quick.... reminds me of the time I was at this bar......................

[gauchojake]

This is thread is killing me

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

not sure who's dimmer among my haters.... chiarch or greased lightin'.....

self-depracating humor often got me laid quick.... reminds me of the time I was at this bar......................

Chi archie, greased lightnin' and a rabbi walk into Orlando's PULSE nightclub just before the terror attack............ oh wait, have you heard this one???

[grease lightnin]

Chi archie, greased lightnin' and a rabbi walk into Orlando's PULSE nightclub just before the terror attack............ oh wait, have you heard this one???

Biter gtfoh, you nominate my posts all the time.

Donker... "dim"? You can do better than that. At least come up with something that has some truth to it. That would be funny.

Example... "Donker is overcompensating for some reason, maybe what he really wants is "dim" balls bouncing off his chin."

[Russian Rocket]

[funnyb25]

And more..

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

Wait someone posted a picture of their dik?

Wtf?

I wear glasses that I do not need sometimes because they make me look rich and smart.

I am
Neither of those things

[daneblazer]

Need some new categories...

Canadian of the year

Athlete of the year

Out of shape poster of the year

Injury of the year (Mo or Cappy?)

Burial of the year

Best bet of the year

Helium air bettor of the year

Minute man of the year... poster who made a splash and was gone in no time

[opie1988]

Need some new categories...
Athlete of the year

Pretty clear I win this. Zero fukkin question. Not many 46 year olds throwing down a fukkin windmill dunk on a regulation rim ON VIDEO!! Fukk yeah!!!!

[Jayvegas420]

Shits getting real.
Guys are pulling out the big guns for the title.

Right now Zazby23 & flea hotel are rounding out the top of my list.
With bobbywaves & Brooks85 bringing up the rear.
POTY is no small undertaking.
Monthly visits to the compound.
CLEANING JJ'S toboggan.

Funnyb is a shoe in for male video poster of the year.
Bigday for female video poster of the year.

Rookie of the year is pilebuckler!

It's gonna be tight this year.
15% of nominees end up banned before the awards ceremony.
Ask Gold, it's true.

Dagles is always my Man of the year!

[bobbywaves]

With bobbywaves & Brooks85 bringing up the rear.

Where's constant broke dikk poster of the year?

I nominate Jayvegas & Donkey.

[Russian Rocket]

'Slow by default' poster of the year - T-wizzle

[franklee168]

Can I at least get one nomination for "one liner guy of the year?"

[The Giant]

"Least likely to self promote award" - Auto Donk.

[RudyRuetigger]

Rudy, you're like a brother to me. Watch this clip:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAlRBdjRu1Y

Im not getting the connection here between the post and the vid

[ChuckyTheGoat]

Rudy, remember in chat when I told u:

"...biologically, I'm older. But I think we play around the same age."

That's the clip.

[DwightShrute]

I would think Acoochy has to be in line for Burial of the Year.

[Jayvegas420]

Where's constant broke dikk poster of the year?

I nominate Jayvegas & Donkey.

I am already your poster of the Year, where as you are an irrelevant troll.

Thanks for checking in babywaves....see you at the awards.