Rudy I have you in mind for one
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jj I know you are thinking best all around but i do not want to make others jealousComment -
I heard a little poem from an old irish man. Some guy called him a mother f@cker. And here are his exact words. "Mother f@cker,Mother f@cker I may be but the Mother I f@ck don't belong to me."Originally posted by Auto DonkComment -
I just generally go "eddie murphy" and look down yell out "the shit is BIG!!!!"Originally posted by jjgold
I DON'T EVER MEASURE THESE DAYS, and, admittedly, it varies from event to event, depending on numerous factors.....
such as 1. how hot the babe is; 2. how hot the babes are; 3. whether the creepy husband is leering up at me from underneath his wife as I do her doggystyle and my balls are danglin' inches from his face; 4. the amount of viagra I've chomped down in the past half hour leading up to the event, 5. how long I'm expected to perform (and whether I'm pacing myself), and 6. the look the babe/babes have in their eyes.... (if they're really into it, they're getting the full deal)......
the list goes on, but you get the point.....
all excursions are unique.....Comment -
Automan your very detailedComment -
Most consistent past 7 yearsComment -
Where's the fuckin power box, Carol?Comment -
Originally posted by ChuckyTheGoat
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there are other boards where guys show other guys their roosters
not judging just saying Riegler's dikk picks sounded like maybe there was a winner here
there was notComment -
Originally posted by tatddy
THIS GUY.....
Tatty Ice, you're referring to SBR royalty there, pal: Back-to-back 2 time Award winner here
-- "most generous"
Rarified air for posters -- FACT
It's surprising I even deem it worthy of my time to respond to the SBR serfs, but then I'm reminded of the wisdom of Ferris and the need for "understanding":
p.s. -- pm me those special TC pics
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Originally posted by jjgold
Ya know, sweet JJ, I think somewhere on a cloud, I still have a naked picture of you from one of your videos where you were running around bare-assed naked.
Ahhh...memories.Comment -
2nd this!!Originally posted by turtlejcComment -
Who will win the highly coveted Vietnamese poster of the year award?Comment -
DeemerOriginally posted by MoMoneyMoVaughnComment -
i rarely "self-promote", but my wife wanted me to throw my hat in the ring for "most creative use of western/lodge motif interior decorating to hide sex toys out in the open due to lack of adequate closet space" category.....
hat rack with whip and rope and "gene autry night" role playing costume set forth below:
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Originally posted by Auto Donk
that line deserves JOKE of the year award JJ!
This is the guy that comes in any thread, even if it is about calculating half kelly bankroll management or poisson regression models and says
"that reminds me of the time......"
and relates some weird fictional sex story while he edges on a forum with a collection of banged up dudes...
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Quality stuff here. Can't believe I missed the rooster pic.Comment -
not sure who's dimmer among my haters.... chiarch or greased lightin'.....
self-depracating humor often got me laid quick.... reminds me of the time I was at this bar......................Comment -
This is thread is killing meComment -
Chi archie, greased lightnin' and a rabbi walk into Orlando's PULSE nightclub just before the terror attack............ oh wait, have you heard this one???Originally posted by Auto DonkComment -
Biter gtfoh, you nominate my posts all the time.Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj
Donker... "dim"? You can do better than that. At least come up with something that has some truth to it. That would be funny.
Example... "Donker is overcompensating for some reason, maybe what he really wants is "dim" balls bouncing off his chin."Comment -
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And more..Originally posted by Russian Rocket
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Wait someone posted a picture of their dik?
Wtf?
I wear glasses that I do not need sometimes because they make me look rich and smart.
I am
Neither of those thingsComment -
Need some new categories...
Canadian of the year
Athlete of the year
Out of shape poster of the year
Injury of the year (Mo or Cappy?)
Burial of the year
Best bet of the year
Helium air bettor of the year
Minute man of the year... poster who made a splash and was gone in no timeComment -
Pretty clear I win this. Zero fukkin question. Not many 46 year olds throwing down a fukkin windmill dunk on a regulation rim ON VIDEO!! Fukk yeah!!!!Originally posted by daneblazerComment -
Shits getting real.
Guys are pulling out the big guns for the title.
Right now Zazby23 & flea hotel are rounding out the top of my list.
With bobbywaves & Brooks85 bringing up the rear.
POTY is no small undertaking.
Monthly visits to the compound.
CLEANING JJ'S toboggan.
Funnyb is a shoe in for male video poster of the year.
Bigday for female video poster of the year.
Rookie of the year is pilebuckler!
It's gonna be tight this year.
15% of nominees end up banned before the awards ceremony.
Ask Gold, it's true.
Dagles is always my Man of the year!Comment -
Where's constant broke dikk poster of the year?Originally posted by Jayvegas420
I nominate Jayvegas & Donkey.Comment -
'Slow by default' poster of the year - T-wizzleComment -
Can I at least get one nomination for "one liner guy of the year?"Comment -
"Least likely to self promote award" - Auto Donk.
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Im not getting the connection here between the post and the vidOriginally posted by ChuckyTheGoat
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Rudy, remember in chat when I told u:
"...biologically, I'm older. But I think we play around the same age."
That's the clip.Where's the fuckin power box, Carol?Comment -
Originally posted by Foxx
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I am already your poster of the Year, where as you are an irrelevant troll.Originally posted by bobbywaves
Thanks for checking in babywaves....see you at the awards.Comment
