Fellas, I have decided to be the next Van Wilder

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  • stevek173
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    #1
    Fellas, I have decided to be the next Van Wilder
    Details to follow

  • The Kraken
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    • 12-25-11
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    #2
    True story Steve, and Im not just saying this to be boring or annying, but its a fact, Van wilder has never stiffed anyone $400

    So maybe you could start there?
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    • stevek173
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      #3
      Yes, I know you're hot for me and you know that there was a collector assigned to me who made a contract to me in written form to met up for said monies, but since you have no life of your own you try to make other peoples' business yours.


      Kraken get good at something, anything - that'll get you started on your own life and your own business. When you have something cool to share with people they will start to like you, then they might to hang out with you thus giving you less time to be a no life troll with a boxer he probably masturbates to in his avatar.
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      • RockBottom
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        • 12-03-08
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        #4
        Originally posted by The Kraken
        True story Steve, and Im not just saying this to be boring or annying, but its a fact, Van wilder has never stiffed anyone $400

        So maybe you could start there?
        Easier for him to send threats on Christmas to the person he stiffed instead. Most everyone else is with family.
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        • grease lightnin
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          #5
          Who did Stevie stiff?
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          • Jayvegas420
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            • 03-09-11
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            #6
            No one
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            • stevek173
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              #7
              Originally posted by RockBottom
              Easier for him to send threats on Christmas to the person he stiffed instead. Most everyone else is with family.
              If he mans up and honors his own written and binding agreement instead of having dorks like you pester me than that doesn't happen. But if he doesn't, it does.

              Here is said written agreement that he made on another forum.


              IAG later came on FB chat and said that he had no intention of meeting up with me to collect as he always works 7 days a week. Basically he thought it would be funny to have me spend much more heading out there expecting to do so - pathetic. He then, after realizing He can't take me in any facet whatsoever, backed off his own trashy words on multiple forums and threw a bunch of absolute no life, lame dorks such as Rockbottom at me saying "do the right thing here pay her back". Well he agreed to act as collector in WRITTEN FORM as did she agree with me that he was now the collector IN WRITTEN FORM. I probably close 50 mortgages a year and E-Signatures hold up 100% OF THE TIME. And so they don't like it, but that's their situation. If he doesn't do it soon, that pathetic little hole in the e-ground these e-dorks dwell at all the while scamming each other, women bashing (because they can't get any), saying racist/bigoted things and thinking it's funny (which it is the furthest thing from), trying to act tough when none of them are, threatening eachother - blah blah blah - a bunch of cannot get laid jerk offs. The fact IAG is desperate enough for company to use them as it is equally if not more pathetic. It took me awhile to see that. You should see a picture of FW too - I won't post it because I don't want to piss of Shari or any of the other coolio admins here but let's just say I can see why he won't do it. Go Blackhawks . I have never, ever, seen someone look weirder and stupider in a hockey jersey, ever.
              Anyway.

              i really hope he does that soon. I know there are cool people there too such as Spankie and Peavs and it'd be a shame for it to go poof, but when the admins support all that garbage - hey - maybe it's making the world a better place.
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              • stevek173
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                #8
                Anyway about this Van Wilder thing there's a good chance I'm going to move into this college town where I was fingered by a random babe then arrested. That's right, fingered and arrested. Another babe threatened to mug me with penetrate me eyes and it goes on and on. They're incredible and they have the sausage outnumbered 7:1 there. There's ok music out there but not that good (with all due respect). A good music studio and a good place to resume vox lessons. I figure bang out a couple jobs, clear the dui stuff, maybe finish up a degree, all the while rocking out the bars, the curbs, and A LOT of penetrating.

                I shall be: Van Wilder.

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                • opie1988
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                  • 09-12-10
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                  #9
                  Steven...aren't you like 42???
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                  • JAKEPEAVY21
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                    • 03-11-11
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by grease lightnin
                    Who did Stevie stiff?
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                    • stevek173
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                      #11
                      Peavs you're on the wrong side on this but I still respect you.

                      He agreed to meet me in written form.

                      He is bound by that.

                      You're a great poker player but you've been a real weasel about this.
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                      • stevek173
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by opie1988
                        Steven...aren't you like 42???
                        41 but I look more like 32. When I get to playing they see me as the cool older guy.

                        It works.

                        Opie, will you run wing and be my Taj?

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                        • JAKEPEAVY21
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by stevek173
                          Peavs you're on the wrong side on this but I still respect you.

                          He agreed to meet me in written form.

                          He is bound by that.

                          You're a great poker player but you've been a real weasel about this.
                          you owe money and are acting like an idiot

                          pay your debt
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                          • triplecrown333
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                            • 07-13-14
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                            #14
                            not saying or implying you did, but if it was me, i would pay up pronto, karma is a bitch
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                            • jjgold
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                              • 07-20-05
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                              #15
                              stevey so you do not have $400 to your name?
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                              • RockBottom
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                                • 12-03-08
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by stevek173
                                If he mans up and honors his own written and binding agreement instead of having dorks like you pester me than that doesn't happen. But if he doesn't, it does.

                                You're not helping. I thought you liked that place.
                                How about when you pester the victim on her FB messenger? I guess that's what she posted your threat for all to see.

                                You should go over there and Man Up.
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                                • Chi_archie
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                                  • 07-22-08
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by jjgold
                                  stevey so you do not have $400 to your name?

                                  he lives in a motel with fuked up ceiling tiles


                                  =NO
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                                  • Russian Rocket
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                                    • 09-02-12
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by opie1988
                                    Steven...aren't you like 42???
                                    That's what I was just thinking too

                                    Stevie wake up pal...the college days are long gone (For Opie, for me and for your too pal!).

                                    I mean it's cool to sit in a motel room, while getting high and/or drunk and picture yourself back in the game on the college campus.
                                    But the sad reality of things is, that you're old pal.

                                    Clear your head up, before it's not too late my friend and best of luck to you...and I really mean it.
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                                    • opie1988
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                                      • 09-12-10
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                                      #19
                                      Isn't this a GayLive issue???

                                      If so, not our problem. You gaylivers keep your drama over there.
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                                      • stevek173
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                                        #20
                                        Archie's a friend of theirs too and that's why he's talking like that. He's actually a cool guy, he just likes her a lot and that's cool.

                                        RR they do dig me and it's cool. I got a couple other things in that that facet going on too and I think I know where it ends up - not talking about that for now.

                                        Beating a dead horse once again, when FW honors the agreement they both made regarding him as collector in person as he said he would, the money is waiting for him.

                                        All the rest is the same dork kingdom song and dance they they like to play on repeat to pretend they have lives. He does it or he doesn't.

                                        Also - RR - you should know -

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                                        • juicername
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by stevek173
                                          41 but I look more like 32. When I get to playing they see me as the cool older guy.

                                          It works.

                                          Opie, will you run wing and be my Taj?

                                          If that's you in the videos you look more like 48. Sunglasses won't make you look young fool, only like an idiot.
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                                          • stevek173
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by opie1988
                                            Isn't this a GayLive issue???

                                            If so, not our problem. You gaylivers keep your drama over there.
                                            Nah, TGF but they chase me everywhere because they are lifeless losers. FW agreed to meet up in person in that post which is why IU wanted to show it, that's the only reason.
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                                            • stevek173
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by juicername
                                              If that's you in the videos you look more like 48. Sunglasses won't make you look young fool, only like an idiot.
                                              That's why if I ask a random cute female they say 32.

                                              Oh hey, it's another member of the dork army.

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                                              • Sam Losco
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by stevek173
                                                That's why if I ask a random cute female they say 32.
                                                you are delusional man
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                                                • Russian Rocket
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                                                  • 09-02-12
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                                                  #25
                                                  Stevie I don't mean to disrespect you in any way, but there is no way in hell you look 32...no fukking way. If someone's telling you this, they're straight up lying or most likely drunk and confused.

                                                  You look your age and you do look banged up my friend.
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                                                  • stevek173
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                                                    #26
                                                    Alright the last one said 34.

                                                    It depends on beard length.
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                                                    • triplecrown333
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                                                      #27
                                                      damn rocket man dropping truth bombs...
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                                                      • juicername
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by stevek173
                                                        That's why if I ask a random cute female they say 32.

                                                        Oh hey, it's another member of the dork army.

                                                        Stiffing people at a sports betting forum at the tender age of 41. Sick life bro.
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                                                        • stevek173
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by RockBottom
                                                          How about when you pester the victim on her FB messenger? I guess that's what she posted your threat for all to see.

                                                          You should go over there and Man Up.
                                                          I'm glad she did because I don't make idle threats.

                                                          That is FACT if he doesn't honor the agreement he AND she made.

                                                          Maybe they'll put some heat on him to grow some balls.

                                                          Instead I'm sure they'll all just say a bunch of teenage gril level keyboard warrior nonsense to each other and will once again pout when the reality is -

                                                          he honors what he wrote, gets paid up and everyone's happy. He doesn't, they go poof and a bunch of dorks then have nothing to do all day.

                                                          I'm fine either way.

                                                          It just sucks that some good posters would lose a place they enjoy a lot, but when they trolls have them outnumbered 10 to 1 there, the world could do without that place - it's just true.
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                                                          • RockBottom
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by stevek173
                                                            That's why if I ask a random cute female they say 32.

                                                            Oh hey, it's another member of the dork army.

                                                            I just asked the two at the gas station and they said between 45-55.
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                                                            • stevek173
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by triplecrown333
                                                              damn rocket man dropping truth bombs...

                                                              Which never bothers me. RR calls it how he sees it, no BS and is always willing to back up his words. 100% verified winner. RR your sentiment is taken into consideration and as always is appreciated. I have been thinking about a little JFM for the beard, it might be time before ya know it gets to that stage where you do it and anyone you have spoken to lately quickly notices.

                                                              RR chicks dig R&R guys.

                                                              It's fun, and I haven't even started to gig yet.

                                                              I will have them rubbing each other off in the crowd to me trashed and rocking out 2005 KOL songs.

                                                              I will post said footage for you.

                                                              Запомни мои слова блядь

                                                              You're solid too Tripper, succinct but always on point. I can tell that you get it.
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                                                              • Russian Rocket
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by stevek173
                                                                Which never bothers me. RR calls it how he sees it, no BS and is always willing to back up his words. 100% verified winner. RR your sentiment is taken into consideration and as always is appreciated. I have been thinking about a little JFM for the beard, it might be time before ya know it gets to that stage where you do it and anyone you have spoken to lately quickly notices.

                                                                RR chicks dig R&R guys.

                                                                It's fun, and I haven't even started to gig yet.

                                                                I will have them fukking each other in the crowd to me trashed and rocking out 2005 KOL songs.

                                                                I will post said footage for you.

                                                                Запомни мои слова блядь
                                                                Whatever you decide to do, take care of your health first.
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                                                                • RockBottom
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  100% pro here also.
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                                                                  • stevek173
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Russian Rocket
                                                                    Whatever you decide to do, take care of your health first.
                                                                    It's damn good man, the impeccable diet and rigorous workouts continue. I'll have to get a physical before actually starting outdoor vball tournies again, that stuff was pretty serious before. Definitely appreciate the reminder man.

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                                                                    • jjgold
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      k175 still do not know what to do with you poster of the month

                                                                      yes your a major threat to win
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