What did you get or going to get spouse for the holidays

[triplecrown333]

roomba is the winner??? no fcking way, need a recount...thats something a maid would be happy about

[biggie12]

roomba is the winner??? no fcking way, need a recount...thats something a maid would be happy about

well technically she is the maid. Go wild Triple

[triplecrown333]

haha, thank you bud, i am holding it for otters

[shadymcgrady]

I had s roomba, the motor died after a few yrs. It's ok if u have a pet that sheds. Have to move it to cover multiple stories since it doesn't climb or descend stairs. Can get stuck behind doors or higher saddles or floor transitions

[triplecrown333]

yeah, mine is just sitting collecting dust,

[shadymcgrady]

yeah, mine is just sitting collecting dust,

Yes! Exactly

[cwnotorious]

Hey frank white does she already have a fitbit?

[NrmlCurvSurfr]

yeah, mine is just sitting collecting dust,

Sounds like it's doing its job! Now all you need are enough roombas to cover your entire floor then you will never have a dusty floor.

[reigle9]

well technically she is the maid.

[jjgold]

suckers spend a lot of money on girls

[Duckshit]

I try to make every day special for mine, I'm Super Blessed.......

As far as gifts, Powells Books and Sur la table will cover the under the tree stuff.

[Duckshit]

Is it some rare bag or some shit ? Not looking to go crazy

Coming from a guy who bets $2000 parlays....lol

[triplecrown333]

suckers spend a lot of money on girls

correct, wife is different, spending on wife is like spending on self...

[Jayvegas420]

Biggie....
Name a horse after her

[jtoler]

Biggie....
Name a horse after her

Then she'd be wondering if you thought she ate like a cow or...a horse. He could name a planet after her, no then she'd think he think she's fat. I always just ask way ahead of time what they want or theyll tell you in certain ways.

[shadymcgrady]

correct, wife is different, spending on wife is like spending on self...

Does that apply to 2nd or 3rd wives? I know I can Def eff myself but not sure how to divorce myself

[big joe 1212]

Got my wife 90 day unlimited car washes (comes in handy after snow storm to get salt off).

1 year EZpass permit for commuters.

Ultimate spa 1 day pass

Every year I also give her hand written coupons from myself. "Good for 1 free back message" etc. I always put a disclaimer on the coupons, like..." not valid on NFL Sundays"

[Jayvegas420]

Coupons must be used before March Madness begins

[lakerboy]

suckers spend a lot of money on girls

No worries for you. You will never spend on a girl only on hookers.

[gauchojake]

Get her a swiffer too

[biggie12]

Coming from a guy who bets $2000 parlays....lol

Id rather lose a 20k single bet, then spend 20k on a a peice of leather with a zipper. to each their own.

[Duckshit]

Id rather lose a 20k single bet, then spend 20k on a a peice of leather with a zipper. to each their own.

Whoaaaa.......20g! No way, I was thinking 2g.

[HAPPY BOY]

got a 10k pool repair bill a coming, sooo Mrs Happy gonna get..a DOLPHINS NFL DOLPHINS shirt (go Fins) ...an Invicta ladies watch..and Muse perfume..shes been hinting..and thats it boys

[freeVICK]

Who the fuk goes shopping this early. That's what Xmas eve is for

[freeVICK]

Plan on getting my other half some lulu lemon stuff. Chicks love that shit. Plus it motivates them to workout/ get outa the house so I can watch football and get drunk

[mpaschal34]

the advertisers on the sports station say pajamagrams is the way to go.


on a serious side, do you have a video surveillance system for your house? we didn't really need one, but my wife really likes to know something is watching our house. guess she's suspicious of people after going to the bash a couple of years ago. lol. anyway there are several out there on the market that our decent and not too expensive now. you may want to check that out.

if JJ's uncle had one, he'd know JJ has been up to no good.

[dlunc3]

Going this route with a year subscription

https://cypressand5th.com

[Ra77er]

Find something she liked as a kid and bring it back to life. She-Ra, Teen Titans, Barbie, play doh, rooster whistle, pokemon, maybe a sony walkman with bobby brown cassette tape idk whatever she did bring it back in some way. If you don't know ask her family. If she played sports then get a basketball hoop and one on one her a$$ for 10k in the freezing cold. Biggie stay away from the expensive status crap or the same tired gifts. If she has a current hobby/interest or used to have one bring it back. Painting, cooking, singing, collecting, reading you can find something in there. Merry Christmas!



PS that roomba is a helluva idea still

[reigle9]

Id rather lose a 20k single bet, then spend 20k on a a peice of leather with a zipper. to each their own.

This is why I like you. Even if all of your bets lost, I'd still think you were a smart guy.

Pretty disappointed that you've bought a bulk amount of jewelry for her though. A fukking start-up restaurant is a better investment.

[triplecrown333]

80 percent fail rate in food and beverage

[reigle9]

80 percent fail rate in food and beverage

[shadymcgrady]

80 percent fail rate in food and beverage

Over 90% in nyc

[biggie12]

Shopping done got roomba irobot 980,

Was 1099$ CAD hopefuly its not pos.

[manny24]

fat jar of 73 micron bubble

[opie1988]

Roomba's are great until your dog takes a crap in the living room at night and your roomba runs over it. I'm 100% serious. Google roomba/dog poop. 1000's of disgusting stories.

Pass