If you had a lawyer what would she say about your behavior?

[stevek173]

Mine tells me to calm the f*k down.

Whatever.

[19th Hole]

Boy is she dumb.

[stevek173]

I would never say that to her.

I just wouldn't.

[unde0087]

What's the point of paying a lawyer if you aren't going to listen to the advice given? But it your money to waste I guess

[stevek173]

That actually makes sense. She wanted me to grow up. I did too, we all did. But I've realized I am now actually good at rhythm in a metaphorical sense. she actually won't get pissed off at that. She actually doesn't like the word actually at all.
I met a dude who said "hey man, nice move back there". It was a party and yes - we met girls. It wasn't like a big deal or anything. Nothing really is or isn't. I guess lead is a feed if you're a total dweeb like me. What is the deal with my knee. Are you being serious.
I think I am going to be sick yet again.

<----dork
Holy f*k.

[unde0087]

Steve, did you get bombed and fuk up your knee in a blackout? Is the lawyer from your DUI or did you get in more trouble?