I feel like Shari is winning this race for my affection

[stevek173]

Ivy's been playing too hard to get

IAG has a lame boyfriend and I have to judge her to an extent for that.

The in person girls so far have boyfriends or jam their fingers up my ass and disappear, threaten to mug me or bash a band I cover.

I like straight shooters.

She's in the lead.

[jjgold]

Pass

I tried pal

She pays hard to get and is very very moody

PASS

[stevek173]

I like em wild

after 20 beers I need a woman who can slap me around

[newguy]

Shari is being courted by 28 posters at last count. You need to set yourself apart. 11 you are already better than but Shari likes the attention so won't let them down easy like she should.

Not sure if she has decided on roommate for punta Cana yet but if you can comvince her there you will be in top 5.

[mpaschal34]

Stevie....she watched the videos and threads you posted the past week and is currently at the courthouse filing for a restraining order.

[SharpAngles]

Shari likes long walks on the beach, Kiwi picnics and winning bet tickets. You chumps can't provide her what she needs so just let me handle this.

[Fire in da hole]

She needs a video declaring your love for her

[Cuse0323]

Is Gabby still around these parts?

[stevek173]

Shari already knows I'm being courted by the entire east coast.

What's going to happen here?

[USCPHILLYGUY]

Stevie watch your step here Pal...........I spent 20 hours in The Hard Rock Hotel Jail for merely talking to SBR Ivy

Stevie it was horrible

[stevek173]

Lol for real? I went to the clink around here for the DUI.

Yeah, no thanks.

Noted, thank you.

[Chi_archie]

you don't seem to close the deal on all these random hotties that flirt with you in stores, bars, omn the street etc.

have you had sex since Cami

ABC, you better close one before the big dudes in prison become your latest sexual xperience

[t-wizzle]

You don't deserve her. None of us do.

[stevek173]

I certainly don't deserve such a goddess. No one truly does but I do think I could be closest, with all due respect to all.

Archie you're right - I need to start closing - I'm not going to jail as I lawyered up and they're very good - I will also 100% play ball so it's cool.

The closing I need to start doing though. I was too drunk to realize that the one was flirting with me saying that she would mug me. I mean that could have been her and possibly her friend, both 10's. She was definitely looking at me with penetrate me eyes the entire time as we both exchanged "things happen" deep into each other's eyes. And now what, I may never see her again? What the penetrate is that?
Another brunette elsewhere has me mad at myself as well. I should have let her paint my face. The blonde who said I was messy as well.

What are they supposed to do say "Hey Steve, take me someplace and penetrate me right now." They're not whores.
Archie I've known you a long time and we both know that at one point I had a top 400 or better jump serve in the entire country and those serves fuckin closed matches.

Archie enough is enough. This guy is gonna start closing - I mean if they want to, of course. Stupid Steve needs to wake up and smell the fuckin puss.

f*ck.

The next report will be about fukking (I hope).

[The Kraken]

Ya, the problem is you're not a closer. If you were, you wouldn't be in the predicament. You dont wake up one day and decide to start closing the deal.

And don't worry about us, we wont be holding our breath on that next post of yours

[MoMoneyMoVaughn]

My girlfriend wants to join but I said no because you guys are my friends and not hers.

Worlds cannot collide

[Dirty Sanchez]

Ivy's been playing too hard to get

IAG has a lame boyfriend and I have to judge her to an extent for that.

The in person girls so far have boyfriends or jam their fingers up my ass and disappear, threaten to mug me or bash a band I cover.

I like straight shooters.

She's in the lead.

[stevek173]

I was just flirting with those two hotties and they know it, at least Shari does.

That former talk show host is a hilarious individual but actually I'm not a creep at all. I wait until I get a hint and then I make them smile with innocent compliments and silly humor. If it's a no I fade immediately and am completely amicable. My overall perspective on women is that we as men are here to protect them and make their worlds enjoyable as they do ours so I would never want to upset them.

Kraken is right this time though - I have to stop being smashed when shopping for girlfriends then I should be good to go. I've always had girls I had been with before come around again and again or long relationships that started as friends so I'm literally not used to the game. Should be good though. If they show they're ready to roll I need to be as well and I'll admit I'm not ready to roll after 24 beers - I'm ready to burp and pass out. After 8 or so I'm good.

I feel like Favreau in Swingers

That ended well for him.

[stevek173]

My girlfriend wants to join but I said no because you guys are my friends and not hers.

Worlds cannot collide

Very respectable.

[sweethook]

the earths crawling with women ... just ask once then move on

[stevek173]

Truth.

[IAG]

The race for your affection? Not only will I let her lead, I'll push her over the finish line.

[stevek173]

I request you both to be nekked for this. In body oil. Tomorrow is ACTUALLY my birthday, TRUTH.

Please make this happen on my birthday.

[Auto Donk]

I like em wild

after 20 beers I need a woman who can slap me around

here we go again.....


down the avenue of -- no, not green day's broken dreams, no, not that, but rather -- of pegging session central.....

don't bother Shari, as this is the girl you truly need:

[stevek173]

yuck lol