Top 100 Poker Sharps Standings 11/09

[sam9ball]

11-9	Player	Total Points	Cashes
1	AutoDonk	4590	18
2	chico2663	4180	12
3	BiTeMeUsAdOj	3760	14
4	astro61200	3710	15
5	GUMMO77	3580	18
6	oneunder	3365	16
7	milwaukee_mike	3345	10
8	JediMindPicks	3345	12
9	friedcheese	3295	9
10	snapperman2	3270	8
11	Czu81	3245	9
12	bobbywaves	3165	17
13	chili_powder	3040	12
14	jack_matz	3005	16
15	craigpb	2915	12
16	playersonly69	2915	8
17	Cross	2765	18
18	deadphish	2705	18
19	b1slickguy	2680	22
20	Lex_icon	2670	14
21	dtp	2635	6
22	franklee168	2605	12
23	Grivas_Digeni	2605	10
24	BobLoblaw	2585	10
25	MrKLC	2560	16
26	Crypt1	2540	20
27	ChuckyTheGoat	2495	9
28	GaryDN	2485	14
29	ArunSh	2460	11
30	mpaschal34	2410	15
31	blackbart	2375	11
32	d2bets	2370	15
33	Stefan	2355	16
34	imack	2295	13
35	JAKEPEAVY21	2265	9
36	dogkatcher	2230	10
37	MATCHBOOKSUcks	2200	13
38	defender	2190	14
39	JayTris07	2145	9
40	empiremaker	2105	12
41	spider	2100	16
42	pokerpro44	2060	14
43	qukubau	2060	13
44	joeking99	2055	9
45	codone69	2050	11
46	taz01	2035	11
47	lobo369	2025	15
48	thetrinity	2025	11
49	russianrocket	1985	11
50	gunslinger572	1960	9
51	no1here	1890	17
52	panamabrad	1890	15
53	ChiefWahoo	1885	8
54	dankelly	1875	11
55	smitch124	1860	20
56	TheGiant	1855	12
57	msutter	1835	6
58	mayberry	1825	19
59	WQuine	1825	10
60	Manosdepiedra	1820	12
61	MillerTime99	1815	8
62	hhsilver	1810	15
63	laz	1810	11
64	sportsfanatic	1810	14
65	slikec	1775	11
66	stikymess	1750	10
67	Bigorange	1740	9
68	startm	1725	13
69	Stifler	1715	8
70	boscokid	1700	8
71	daneblazer	1690	6
72	uscphillyguy	1680	11
73	slanina	1675	16
74	zwoeins	1670	14
75	BestPlay2day	1665	18
76	downsouth	1665	11
77	horja1	1660	12
78	NoBrainor	1660	8
79	AustinRussell	1650	8
80	thechaoz	1645	6
81	tradeout	1635	12
82	Krashman	1620	15
83	ledsep26	1600	11
84	McCarthyFam	1600	9
85	Optional	1600	14
86	qwertvt	1585	7
87	turtlejc	1585	7
88	JoeyBagels	1575	11
89	Enkhbat	1555	11
90	fireindahole	1545	8
91	RudyRuetigger	1520	10
92	zjohnzzz	1520	10
93	Basement	1515	9
94	iamamonkey	1495	9
95	yahoonino	1470	6
96	klemopixx	1460	8
97	brndg23	1380	12
98	Igor_1965	1380	7
99	eberetta1	1375	15
100	sportsfun	1370	12

[sam9ball]

I'm beginning to think you guys have conceded to:

AutoDonk

4590

18

[Auto Donk]

unlike hiLIARy, I have a "clear path" to election......

tho if people like biteme keep hittin' two outters on the river on me at the final table, those hi-pts finishes are going to continue to be 50 pt tenth place finishes, and I'll be passed here pretty quickly......

Trump thinks the system is rigged???? He oughta come play SBR Poker for a few weeks.....

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

tho if people like biteme keep hittin' two outters on the river on me at the final table, those hi-pts finishes are going to continue to be 50 pt tenth place finishes, and I'll be passed here pretty quickly......

Congrats, Donker... you have a great future ahead of you in politics.

Cuz just like your gal pal Hillary ("I did release the classified emails!, er, I just won't tell you the whole story and tell you I deleted tens of thousands of em, too!") you fail to tell, as Paul Harvey would've said: THE REST OF THE STORY.

When all the money went in pre-flop (which is all that matters in practical sense in poker, when $ goes in)... who was the actual favorite to win? Uh, that'd be ME.. not you.

Why is it you're allowed to bink a card, initially?... but then I'm not allowed to, subsequently?
You're probably the first person in the history of SBR to lose a race... so let me be the first to say: "Welcome to poker."

So... don't be like Hillary and tell a snippet of the story to try to frame a false impression/narrative, like you were donk called down and 2-outed on the river. DON'T BE THAT GUY!

Besides, as we all know... ridiculously, being in 100th place is just as good as being in 1st when the Final Tourney comes rollin around... so who cares?

Now, having said all that... WATCH YOUR BACK... I'll be the guy flying by you, Mr. Yellow!

[Grivas_Digeni]

I'm beginning to think you guys have conceded to:

AutoDonk

4590

18

It's Auto J Donk, Sir!

[SBR Forum]

Congrats, Donker... you have a great future ahead of you in politics.

Cuz just like your gal pal Hillary ("I did release the classified emails!, er, I just won't tell you the whole story and tell you I deleted tens of thousands of em, too!") you fail to tell, as Paul Harvey would've said: THE REST OF THE STORY.

When all the money went in pre-flop (which is all that matters in practical sense in poker, when $ goes in)... who was the actual favorite to win? Uh, that'd be ME.. not you.

Why is it you're allowed to bink a card, initially?... but then I'm not allowed to, subsequently?
You're probably the first person in the history of SBR to lose a race... so let me be the first to say: "Welcome to poker."

So... don't be like Hillary and tell a snippet of the story to try to frame a false impression/narrative, like you were donk called down and 2-outed on the river. DON'T BE THAT GUY!

Besides, as we all know... ridiculously, being in 100th place is just as good as being in 1st when the Final Tourney comes rollin around... so who cares?

Now, having said all that... WATCH YOUR BACK... I'll be the guy flying by you, Mr. Yellow!

test

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[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

test

six

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[SharpAngles]

Donker I'm in the process of building a class action suit against this character. Verified 27 river theft victims so far and I'm buried in paperwork over here. Could be in the 100's by the time we investigate them all.

If you have solid evidence and would like to join the class contact my legal team.

For anyone else, If you believe you are a victim of or otherwise have information concerning this alleged scheme, you are encouraged to contact the FBI at 973-792-3000.

[Auto Donk]

Congrats, Donker... you have a great future ahead of you in politics.

Cuz just like your gal pal Hillary ("I did release the classified emails!, er, I just won't tell you the whole story and tell you I deleted tens of thousands of em, too!") you fail to tell, as Paul Harvey would've said: THE REST OF THE STORY.

When all the money went in pre-flop (which is all that matters in practical sense in poker, when $ goes in)... who was the actual favorite to win? Uh, that'd be ME.. not you.

Why is it you're allowed to bink a card, initially?... but then I'm not allowed to, subsequently?
You're probably the first person in the history of SBR to lose a race... so let me be the first to say: "Welcome to poker."

So... don't be like Hillary and tell a snippet of the story to try to frame a false impression/narrative, like you were donk called down and 2-outed on the river. DON'T BE THAT GUY!

Besides, as we all know... ridiculously, being in 100th place is just as good as being in 1st when the Final Tourney comes rollin around... so who cares?

Now, having said all that... WATCH YOUR BACK... I'll be the guy flying by you, Mr. Yellow!

MOVE ALONG NOW, NOTHING TO SEE HERE......

[Auto Donk]

Donker I'm in the process of building a class action suit against this character. Verified 27 river theft victims so far and I'm buried in paperwork over here. Could be in the 100's by the time we investigate them all.

If you have solid evidence and would like to join the class contact my legal team.

For anyone else, If you believe you are a victim of or otherwise have information concerning this alleged scheme, you are encouraged to contact the FBI at 973-792-3000.

HMMM.... usually take a 1/3 contingency fee on class actions.....

so, I can expect six - seven pizzas once we win and collect

[Auto Donk]

on a serious note, I knew I should of laid that aj down when I saw it was on your bb and you had 11k or so.... hell, you would 've called my 3k all in with any two in all likelihood, as you were running so hot....

but like the guy that thinks "maybe this one time I can beat him," or "maybe this one time she'll actually let me kick the shit outta that football," I had to try.....

stupid me.....





I knew a five was coming as soon as I hit that ace....

nh

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ps. as far as a career in politics.... i might be able to pull off moving to some obscure wyoming or idaho town and putting a bid in for mayor.....

otherwise, if I ran, say, for PRESIDENT, there wouldn't be any dumbass video of me tellin' some dickweed "grab em by the pussy," but rather about 100 - 200 videos suddenly being sold to national enquirer by a bunch of older swinger babes -- who were once hot but now laggin' due to the passage of 15 years -- who fig'd why not make a buck, showing me fukkin' em right in the pussy.... ass.... skull.....

this guy would have a field day:

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Yep... plus you know you'd hear from Jessica again if you ever ran for office (click below):

http://nytlive.nytimes.com/womenintheworld/2016/10/24/adult-film-actress-jessica-drake-accuses-donald-trump-of-inappropriate-touching/

And oh yeah, btw, Sharpy... GOOD LUCK with your legal team, pal.
The triumvirate you assembled are bout as scary as seeing ttwarrior, onerous & eberretta @ the poker table:

[Auto Donk]

Yep... plus you know you'd hear from Jessica again if you ever ran for office (click below):

http://nytlive.nytimes.com/womenintheworld/2016/10/24/adult-film-actress-jessica-drake-accuses-donald-trump-of-inappropriate-touching/

And oh yeah, btw, Sharpy... GOOD LUCK with your legal team, pal.
The triumvirate you assembled are bout as scary as seeing ttwarrior, onerous & eberretta @ the poker table:

wow, that drake story cracks me up.....

does this look consensual?:





plus, she'd have to charge my date with sexual assault as well, as we both partook of Ms. Drake in her limo..... (the limo she shared with the Hedgehog and some other female porn star.... long ron and the other chick were still in the club at the time.... I was hopin' he'd come rollin' in so I could hi-five him while bangin' jessica......)

ps... have a great story about the babe on the left, who is a 100 perc blackfoot indian.....

a few weekends after the events of the night depicted in the photograph above, the three of us were in a hottub, one of them on each side of me.... she's married to a guy and they only "soft swap" -- ie, female threesomes only -- like my date, as well, as both are very bi.... nevertheless, I got so high and was trippin', such that I forgot who was who, and I start finger bangin' the indian..... her husband was right across from me, and he kind of noticed her getting into it, and she starts grabbin' my junk.... about that time, my babe -- also noticing behavior that she knows is crossing their "boundaries", swirls into my lap and lays a kiss on me.... at first I thought it was the indian kissing me, then i realize it's my date, and i've totally fuked up..... I apologized and said, "wow, I am so f'n high'.......

we all got a good laugh at it..... would have liked to have added a full-blood native american to my list; never got to close that deal.... but at least I got a two minute hand job from one, albiet without a happy ending.....


ps... notice from the photograph above that, unlike our president-elect, I am not immediately grabbin' ms. drake by the pussy..... a big part of why I was balls deep in that pussy thirty minutes later.....

[IlluminatedOne]

Donk, whos the brunette on the right of blondie?

[Auto Donk]

hahah.... just read the whole drake/trump story.... I totally believe her, for a couple of reasons.... 1. she described the typical entitled behavior guys like him display around porn stars/strippers; 2. her encounter followed exactly the script he laid out to billy bush; and 3. she has standards when it comes to her men "outside of the business".....

Score: Donk 1; Next President of the United States Donald J. Trump 0.

ps,.... if it had been me in that hotel room, I'd have wound up bangin' all three of those babes......

not like I haven't done that a few times before....

[Auto Donk]

Donk, whos the brunette on the right of blondie?

my date.... former ms. Texas' little sister.....

the one who said if she could bottle how good I maker her feel in bed and sell it by the ounce, she'd be a millionare in a week....