Hey Burrito and Mayan, put your 401K plan on Kershaw and the Dodgers Game 6!

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  • JMobile
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 08-21-10
    • 19074

    #1
    Hey Burrito and Mayan, put your 401K plan on Kershaw and the Dodgers Game 6!
    Kershaw on the mound to save the dodgers from getting eliminated. Reasons why the Cubs will lose:

    Cubs are still cursed and won't win the NL Pennant.
    The dodgers are beating the Cubs for Vin Scully.
    Kershaw has dominated the Cubs in Game 2.
    Game 2, Kershaw went 7 innings with no runs allowed, 10 K's, 1 BB, and just 2 hits.
    Kershaw is coming off 5 full days of rest.
    Cubs have not won 3 games in a row against the dodgers this year.
    Cubs bats will be back to freezing cold tonight.
    Chapman allowed hits and a run in the last game on a non-save situation.
    Jason Heyward sucks.

    Chicago Cubs Career statistics vs. Clayton Kershaw
    BATTER AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO AVG OBP SLG OPS
    Javier Baez 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 .000 .000 .000 .000
    Kris Bryant 5 1 0 0 1 2 1 4 .200 .333 .800 1.133
    Chris Coghlan 8 1 0 0 0 0 0 6 .125 .125 .125 .250
    Dexter Fowler 44 18 2 1 0 1 4 10 .409 .458 .500 .958
    Jason Heyward 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 .000 .000 .000 .000
    Miguel Montero 32 6 3 0 0 4 0 13 .188 .188 .281 .469
    Anthony Rizzo 11 3 1 0 1 2 0 3 .273 .333 .636 .970
    David Ross 14 2 0 0 0 2 1 6 .143 .200 .143 .343
    Addison Russell 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 .000 .000 .000 .000
    Jorge Soler 3 1 0 1 0 1 0 2 .333 .333 1.000 1.333
    Ben Zobrist 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 .000 .000 .000
    Totals 133 32 6 2 2 12 6 52 .241 .279 .361 .639

    Unload everything you have on the dodgers for Game 6. Make your wildest dreams come true.
  • The Kraken
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 12-25-11
    • 28918

    #2
    Burrito cashed out his 401k when he switched law firms. He is now the proud owner of 6 boxes of Chinese Vodka and 18 pounds of protein powder.

    Mayan still thinks 401k is a radio station

    Cubs win tonight, thwy'll go over 6.5 on their own
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    • Sam Odom
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 10-30-05
      • 58063

      #3
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      • lakerboy
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 04-02-09
        • 94379

        #4
        Cubs easy. Mobile after the game is over youtube the Gibson homer.
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        • YoDaMan
          SBR Hustler
          • 10-21-16
          • 74

          #5
          Alright Mobile I'm a believer... on the dodgers with ya.
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          • stealthyburrito
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 05-12-09
            • 21562

            #6
            "Since 2013, Kershaw has pitched in five postseason games with the Dodgers facing elimination. They have won three of those five, although Kershaw has a 5.84 ERA and 1.26 WHIP in those games."
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            • stealthyburrito
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 05-12-09
              • 21562

              #7
              Originally posted by The Kraken
              Burrito cashed out his 401k when he switched law firms. He is now the proud owner of 6 boxes of Chinese Vodka and 18 pounds of protein powder.

              Mayan still thinks 401k is a radio station

              Cubs win tonight, thwy'll go over 6.5 on their own


              what a stupid video. Krakers wtf was I thinking at the time?
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              • DiggityDaggityDo
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 11-30-08
                • 81450

                #8
                Big Mel chimichanga



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                • JMobile
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 08-21-10
                  • 19074

                  #9
                  Originally posted by lakerboy
                  Cubs easy. Mobile after the game is over youtube the Gibson homer.
                  Your Cubs play is beneath me. LB, I am better than you.
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                  • PorkChop
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 09-18-08
                    • 8193

                    #10
                    46th anniversary of Billy Sianis death birthday is today.

                    Cubs clinch today.
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                    • JMobile
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 08-21-10
                      • 19074

                      #11
                      Originally posted by PorkChop
                      46th anniversary of Billy Sianis death birthday is today.
                      You should have told that to LB, he has no write up on his play. LB's play looks like a coin toss play to me.
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                      • King Mayan
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 09-22-10
                        • 21326

                        #12
                        All you homos can suck a fat dikk... And fukk you mobile!
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                        • lakerboy
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 04-02-09
                          • 94379

                          #13
                          Originally posted by JMobile
                          You should have told that to LB, he has no write up on his play. LB's play looks like a coin toss play to me.
                          +124 on a coin toss. I like it. 2 even pitchers and cubs got home crowd and better hitters.
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                          • jjgold
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 07-20-05
                            • 388179

                            #14
                            Kershaw's arm might be dead pitching too much
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                            • JMobile
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 08-21-10
                              • 19074

                              #15
                              Originally posted by jjgold
                              Kershaw's arm might be dead pitching too much
                              5 day rest, not including today. He's good to go.
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                              • JMobile
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 08-21-10
                                • 19074

                                #16
                                Heyward not in the lineup
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                                • stealthyburrito
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 05-12-09
                                  • 21562

                                  #17
                                  Ok I sprinkled a little bit on dodgers -126
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                                  • JMobile
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 08-21-10
                                    • 19074

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by King Mayan
                                    All you homos can suck a fat dikk... And fukk you mobile!
                                    Relax. Cubs pitching will blow it.
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                                    • The Kraken
                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                      • 12-25-11
                                      • 28918

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by JMobile
                                      Relax. Cubs pitching will blow it.
                                      Teerible day for Burrito

                                      Mayan gonna escape unscathed
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                                      • lolz_69
                                        SBR Wise Guy
                                        • 07-03-16
                                        • 664

                                        #20
                                        what kind of moron lays juice IN CHICAGO against Hendricks? It's just stupid and unnecessary
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                                        • lakerboy
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 04-02-09
                                          • 94379

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by lakerboy
                                          Cubs easy. Mobile after the game is over youtube the Gibson homer.
                                          Mobile follow my advice pal
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                                          • PorkChop
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 09-18-08
                                            • 8193

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by PorkChop
                                            46th anniversary of Billy Sianis death birthday is today.

                                            Cubs clinch today.

                                            Nice when you get the script before the game begins.
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                                            • stealthyburrito
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 05-12-09
                                              • 21562

                                              #23
                                              Jmobile buried the forum just like last year
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                                              • tiktok
                                                SBR Sharp
                                                • 06-13-14
                                                • 289

                                                #24
                                                Got it down to a science!
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                                                • JMobile
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 08-21-10
                                                  • 19074

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by stealthyburrito
                                                  Jmobile buried the forum just like last year
                                                  Originally posted by tiktok
                                                  Got it down to a science!
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                                                  • jjgold
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 07-20-05
                                                    • 388179

                                                    #26
                                                    Mobile stop gambling
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                                                    • JMobile
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 08-21-10
                                                      • 19074

                                                      #27
                                                      Mayan or Burrito haven't posted since this thread.

                                                      Wassup?
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                                                      • The Kraken
                                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                        • 12-25-11
                                                        • 28918

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by stealthyburrito


                                                        what a stupid video. Krakers wtf was I thinking at the time?
                                                        Plz, that video is a cult classic.
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                                                        • stealthyburrito
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 05-12-09
                                                          • 21562

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by JMobile
                                                          Mayan or Burrito haven't posted since this thread.

                                                          Wassup?


                                                          I recovered nicely, Mayan not so much. Word on the street is he put up his 1973 pinto up as collateral to wager Kershaw.
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                                                          • MoMoneyMoVaughn
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 05-08-14
                                                            • 14988

                                                            #30
                                                            Does anyone ever win in Player's Talk?
                                                            Goddamn it.
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                                                            • kidcudi92
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 12-14-11
                                                              • 15434

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by JMobile
                                                              5 day rest, not including today. He's good to go.
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                                                              • JMobile
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 08-21-10
                                                                • 19074

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by kidcudi92






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