[VIDEO] Michael Jack Corbin, Nice To Meet You !! I Am Kickles

KickShootThrow · 10-19-16, 12:47 PM

Originally posted by vegasridah

this is forum theatre orchestrated by the same people who deliver the "jjgold" character to you day in and day out. Something to stir up a buzz and get people posting. Well played. I don't think anyone can accuse the persons behind the scenes as dumb.

You got us! But we got you back! You posted here in this thread!

Now go get that post count up, SBR expects you at 500 by the end of the week.

Bostongambler · 10-19-16, 12:50 PM

Originally posted by funnyb25

Fred, how r u today?

I'm good Gary, and you?

jjgold · 10-19-16, 12:52 PM

Let's all calm down and pick winners today

Auto Donk · 10-19-16, 12:53 PM

you wan't 500 posts, you'll have to supplement this thread with a video of yourself saying "me so hoe-knnneeee, me so hoe-kneeeeee!!! Me love you loonngggg-time!!!"

follow this guy's lead:

Auto Donk · 10-19-16, 12:57 PM

something tells me this would be a very accurate depiction of her entrance to, as well as the remainder of, her encounter with JJ:

importmoon · 10-19-16, 12:59 PM

wear knee pads -185
no knee pads +165

Rainmaker222 · 10-19-16, 01:00 PM

Originally posted by KickShootThrow

Taking the u300 for 14 bet points. I sent them to you already. When is deadline?

24 hours good luck!

Market closed.

funnyb25 · 10-19-16, 01:02 PM

Originally posted by Bostongambler

I'm good Gary, and you?

Doing great bud..thank you for asking

Bostongambler · 10-19-16, 01:05 PM

That was my wedding song

Bostongambler · 10-19-16, 01:06 PM

Originally posted by funnyb25

Doing great bud..thank you for asking

How u hitting the soccer totals?

stealthyburrito · 10-19-16, 01:07 PM

I'm on the road someone summarize this video. Did we see any rice paddies or conical bamboo hats?

BIGDAY · 10-19-16, 01:07 PM

Kickles in Vegas!

jjgold · 10-19-16, 01:09 PM

We have both discuss sex already on the phone multiple times and we both don't like it

We both are very prepared for the meeting

We are two serious minded people

BIGDAY · 10-19-16, 01:10 PM

Going to be epic!

Smoke · 10-19-16, 01:10 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

We have both discuss sex already on the phone multiple times and we both don't like it

We both are very prepared for the meeting

We are too serious minded people

bradthebloke · 10-19-16, 01:16 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Guys back off kitten right now or I will personally go to all your houses and you'll have to deal with me there

come on over, ill have you in tube tops, bitch slapping you around living room for sandwiches

grease lightnin · 10-19-16, 01:16 PM

Originally posted by stealthyburrito

I'm on the road someone summarize this video. Did we see any rice paddies or conical bamboo hats?

No.. she was at a casino. Seems like a nice girl.

pilebuck13 · 10-19-16, 01:20 PM

Kickels call me, there are a few things you need to know about gold first

KickShootThrow · 10-19-16, 01:25 PM

Buckles I'm not allowed to have anyone's phone number here.

stealthyburrito · 10-19-16, 01:25 PM

Originally posted by grease lightnin

No.. she was at a casino. Seems like a nice girl.

Like nice for a scam artist or just nice as an Asian can be?

Bostongambler · 10-19-16, 01:27 PM

Originally posted by KickShootThrow

Buckles I'm not allowed to have anyone's phone number here.

I'm # 7.

jjgold · 10-19-16, 01:27 PM

We might open a deli in Vegas I'm going to discuss it with her

grease lightnin · 10-19-16, 01:29 PM

Originally posted by stealthyburrito

Like nice for a scam artist or just nice as an Asian can be?

Yea. Nice for an Asian scam artist. She must be good at it.

pilebuck13 · 10-19-16, 01:29 PM

Meet me at the baccarat table I'll be wearing a dodgers hat

Auto Donk · 10-19-16, 01:31 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

We have both discuss sex already on the phone multiple times and we both don't like it

We both are very prepared for the meeting

We are two serious minded people

after she told JJ she didn't like sex (immediately hitting the mute button on her iphone to conceal her laughter at the thought of such a rediculous notion), she logged into match, picked out a hot guy, confirmed he had game and adequate length/girth, and banged the shit out of him..... providing herself with what JJ will never be able to.....

KickShootThrow · 10-19-16, 01:33 PM

Originally posted by pilebuck13

Meet me at the baccarat table I'll be wearing a dodgers hat

I'm banned from the Baccarat tables at the Aria. They told me I was winning too much over there.

Auto Donk · 10-19-16, 01:36 PM

Originally posted by pilebuck13

Kickels call me, there are a few things you need to know about gold first

she already knows all that is important:

1. he has a tiny dick, and

2. he's been a perenial loser in vegas, leaving with his tail tucked between his legs on every other occasion he's wandered into town....

obviously, with all of this "obvious upside" in meeting with our beloved mascot, there's an angle she's workin' that she hasn't disclosed as of yet.....

some have surmised organ robbery, others think she's gonna peg him with a huge strapon (others, including me, think both of these things), but it could be a way to scam bobby waves out of his remaining betpoints, via a kidnapping for a ransom of 22,000 betpoints..... which is about what JJ is worth.....

KickShootThrow · 10-19-16, 01:39 PM

22,000 betpoints gets me an iPad2 and a couple other gadgets. That is all JJ is worth to you?

Auto Donk · 10-19-16, 01:40 PM

Originally posted by KickShootThrow

I'm banned from the Baccarat tables at the Aria. They told me I was winning too much over there.

a few more rediculous comments like this, and we're gonna revolt, turn the tables on you, have your ass kidnapped and shipped to H-town, where the human trafficking/sex slave industry is booming, and "asians with attitude" bring a high price......

triplecrown333 · 10-19-16, 01:42 PM

got banned from playing a game of chance? wtf

Auto Donk · 10-19-16, 01:43 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

We might open a deli in Vegas I'm going to discuss it with her

good idea, as she'll need to get some sausage somewhere if she winds up in a relationship with you....

Auto Donk · 10-19-16, 01:46 PM

Originally posted by triplecrown333

got banned from playing a game of chance? wtf

perhaps she was one of the seedy hookers who Phil Ivey was running around with in Vegas.... if memory serves me right, those hos were indeed asian.....

either that, or she's stealing story lines from around vegas (edge sorting) to create even more of a bogus identity than she already has.....

JMobile · 10-19-16, 01:51 PM

JJ might score this time.

Auto Donk · 10-19-16, 01:51 PM

Originally posted by KickShootThrow

22,000 betpoints gets me an iPad2 and a couple other gadgets. That is all JJ is worth to you?

actually, to me, since he stood me up at Morton's, he's worth even less....

the 22,000 figure comes from, according to Small b Waves, the cummulative total of all betpoints available among all sbr pro members's accounts.... As, according to idiot Waves, he's the ony one with points and the rest of sbr members are BDFs with no points.... (his point total is a meager 22,000, after he blew 80% of his points proving what a terrible capper he is)

Auto Donk · 10-19-16, 01:54 PM

Originally posted by JMobile

JJ might score this time.

this poses an interesting question.... one that has come into my mind after seeing JJ proudly display his gherkin on a variety of sbr videos, which is:

we all know that a woman can claim she's still a virgin if she just dryhumps a guy and doesn't actually allow penetration, so does it count for JJ as having "scored" if, due to lack of length, he doesn't actually enter her vagina with his tiny member?

does feverishly rubbin' it on the outside until climaxing (six seconds later) count as scoring?