I need a good laugh today

Booya711 · 09-09-16, 03:55 PM

http://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/players-talk/3296530-risking-ive-won-4-1st-class-all-expenses-paid-overseas-trip-play.html

Mr KLC · 09-09-16, 03:59 PM

Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.

turtlejc · 09-09-16, 04:00 PM

toniest go to miracle mattress facebook page and look at the reviews

ive been laughing for 30 minutes

tony_come · 09-09-16, 04:03 PM

Turtliest I will

Thanks

daneblazer · 09-09-16, 04:05 PM

Urban Dictionary: Brock Landers

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Brock%20Landers

Brock Landers: [Degenerate] losing sports bettor who borrows money from co-workers and doesn't pay them back, takes out car title loans, and writes bad checks...

CWD · 09-09-16, 04:08 PM

funnyb25 · 09-09-16, 04:13 PM

Novak Hogan Djokovic jut tripped to rip his hurt like Hulk and failed miserably...that was pretty funny...

Mr KLC · 09-09-16, 04:18 PM

Q: What did the Alabama sheriff call the black guy who had been shot 15 times?
A: Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.

NrmlCurvSurfr · 09-09-16, 04:24 PM

Originally posted by turtlejc

toniest go to miracle mattress facebook page and look at the reviews

ive been laughing for 30 minutes

Did you see the ad?!...whoever came up with that idea buried the entire company...WOW

Dirty Sanchez · 09-09-16, 04:27 PM

Smoke · 09-09-16, 04:51 PM

Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language. He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating. The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What the fukk is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!". The other guy says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!"

b1slickguy · 09-09-16, 05:00 PM

Back in the late 90's Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding tried to become owners/operators of Churchill Downs, but the deal fell through. It was agreed that she'd do the handicapping and he'd ride the three year olds.

MickeyMan · 09-09-16, 05:04 PM

Originally posted by Booya711

http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...trip-play.html

Booya you beat me to it.