boys I am an expereinced archerer and I have carried a bow and arrow on the street for several years. I am a sharpshooter with this thing and use it to protect both myself and my bankroll. I now want to take my game to another level and get off the streets of newark and into the jungles of the africa. My ententions is to kill a rino one because they are the toughest and baddest like me and also their horn is supposed to be good for pekker problems thats right boys I have problems getting my junk going but I make up for it with my skillfull tung. If I killed a rino with my arrow then the women would be impressed and I could use the ground up horn to get my blood flowing again. I have thought about getting a surgary on it but now the money would be better spent going to africa. Boys I am a sharp gambler and I clear about 10 dimes a week so money is no problem. Where is the best place to kill a rino with an arrow in africa? Is anybody going soon and can I tag along? I make really good pimento cheese sanwiches and I would be happy to bring some for everybody.
ps I also wear a piece on my head and I am afraid that the glue might melt in the hot african sun. I never go without my piece because I like to look sharp at all times but if it is going to be a problem I could leave it at home for a few days and just put on a pit helmet or whatever you wear.
MoMoneyMoVaughn
SBR Posting Legend
05-08-14
14988
#2
Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
Excellent find daggles.
Entire forum awaiting a response.
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DiggityDaggityDo
SBR Aristocracy
11-30-08
81463
#3
Originally posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn
Excellent find daggles.
Entire forum awaiting a response.
Mo, I kinda just want to know if he killed a rino.
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MoMoneyMoVaughn
SBR Posting Legend
05-08-14
14988
#4
Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
Mo, I kinda just want to know if he killed a rino.
I once saw a Rhino in the wild in 2007
Would not fucck with that shit.
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kidcudi92
SBR Posting Legend
12-14-11
15437
#5
Could JJ shoot an apple off someone's head?
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packerd_00
SBR Posting Legend
05-22-13
17879
#6
JJ is a strange cat,one minute he's scraping up shit with a stick in Texas,next thing he's in Vegas flashing a wad of 100's,like a prat.
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DiggityDaggityDo
SBR Aristocracy
11-30-08
81463
#7
Originally posted by kidcudi92
Could JJ shoot an apple off someone's head?
Not with those shakes, cuddles.
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kidcudi92
SBR Posting Legend
12-14-11
15437
#8
Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
Not with those shakes, cuddles.
I am sure Crooked Coochary would be willing to let him try, with his medical condition of being a Trumptard
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SBRMAN23
SBR Hall of Famer
01-07-11
6906
#9
Originally posted by kidcudi92
I am sure Crooked Coochary would be willing to let him try, with his medical condition of being a Trumptard
Oh my the way he's shaking is scary. Hope Coach is healty and well, he is the G.0.@.T √
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388208
#10
Sold it
I use to carry it a lot bad ass
No more..... Gambling ruined me
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DiggityDaggityDo
SBR Aristocracy
11-30-08
81463
#11
But JJ, did you ever make it to Africa?
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Smoke
SBR Aristocracy
10-09-09
48111
#12
Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
Not with those shakes, cuddles.
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Chi_archie
SBR Aristocracy
07-22-08
63184
#13
I'm the best archererer here
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KVB
SBR Aristocracy
05-29-14
74866
#14
Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
Not with those shakes, cuddles.
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manny24
SBR Posting Legend
10-22-07
20174
#15
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gauchojake
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
09-17-10
34149
#16
Daggles just taking shots at coach
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kidcudi92
SBR Posting Legend
12-14-11
15437
#17
photoshop jj face plz
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DiggityDaggityDo
SBR Aristocracy
11-30-08
81463
#18
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MoMoneyMoVaughn
SBR Posting Legend
05-08-14
14988
#19
Originally posted by KVB
Mods remove post please.
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manny24
SBR Posting Legend
10-22-07
20174
#20
straight as a fukkin arrow Dangles
How about Vick Lecont an old buddy of mine....
Went to a community pool mix of like 20 guys and gals
Lots of flirting, kid is a stud for most part and want to pick up chicks
Well everyone in pool and he has this chick in corner making out, she was a fukkin plant for her bi sexual boyfriend
So they are kissing and this chick is rubbing his ass and he was into it, she was into it so he thought, she was putting water based jelly in his ass and he did not even realize it. She was prepping him for her Bi Sexual guy friend, shewas in on the set up. So he comes from behind and she opens up my boys ass cheecks and this Bi sexual guy hammers my boy in the ass, they had him trapped in corner of pool and he pumped him for like 4 minutes as she held him saying it will be ok. After it was over my boy was soo humiliated for being set up in a sex game called "Jelly tubing" Guy got off and she got off because she was into those scenes. My boy got out of pool and had the limp that he was sore, you see no one really heard him as the act was taking place and he was kind of screaming. Pools are loud and poeple must of thought he was having fun. He eventually left and I hear to this day he thinks he is gay.
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jjgold
SBR Aristocracy
07-20-05
388208
#21
good sport too
THe good old days
Might take up bowling next..cheaper and money to made in cash games if your a shark
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DiggityDaggityDo
SBR Aristocracy
11-30-08
81463
#22
Jelly Tubing... Holy fawk
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bradthebloke
SBR MVP
07-26-09
3175
#23
JJ, next bash, put the target on your ass. Let the boys go to town.
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manny24
SBR Posting Legend
10-22-07
20174
#24
Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
Jelly Tubing... Holy fawk
poor Vick was leaking pool water for weeks Dangles
quick jammed in public so it's not considered rape
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Smoke
SBR Aristocracy
10-09-09
48111
#25
Originally posted by manny24
poor Vick was leaking pool water for weeks Dangles
quick jammed in public so it's not considered rape
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DiggityDaggityDo
SBR Aristocracy
11-30-08
81463
#26
Originally posted by manny24
poor Vick was leaking pool water for weeks Dangles
quick jammed in public so it's not considered rape
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BIGDAY
SBR Aristocracy
02-17-10
48248
#27
I think I have a new video idea...
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KVB
SBR Aristocracy
05-29-14
74866
#28
Originally posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn
Mods remove post please.
It's a commercial Mo, not real. If real, it would be raw footage, not aired, so we wouldn't see the video editing showing the judges reaction.