Liquor Review: Video..Also Opened Bottle With My Teeth

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  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #1
    Liquor Review: Video..Also Opened Bottle With My Teeth
  • Russian Rocket
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 09-02-12
    • 43910

    #2


    Way to go Coach!
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    • stackz125
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 01-03-16
      • 6191

      #3

      JJ buy me a NJ hooker your prick
      I'll go to the bash if you get a hooker for me.

      Next time you open a bottle with your teeth Atleast show the bottle guey

      Unrale.
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      • kidcudi92
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 12-14-11
        • 15434

        #4
        5% alc
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        • Russian Rocket
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 09-02-12
          • 43910

          #5
          Coach go by yourself a Dogfish Head 120 Minute IPA to chase this thing.

          It's got 18% ABV and more, than likely will knock your socks off.
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          • stealthyburrito
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 05-12-09
            • 21562

            #6
            That some real backwater shit
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            • DiggityDaggityDo
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 11-30-08
              • 81450

              #7
              Tough mother fukker opening bottles like that.

              Wow!
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              • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 08-18-11
                • 7537

                #8
                Nancys drink that shit

                Chase it with a ZIMA before you pull your gloryhole shift, pal

                Embarrassing.....
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                • jjgold
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 07-20-05
                  • 388179

                  #9
                  These are very filling I think it's better with a lot of ice
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                  • d2bets
                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                    • 08-10-05
                    • 39995

                    #10
                    Originally posted by stackz125

                    JJ buy me a NJ hooker your prick
                    I'll go to the bash if you get a hooker for me.

                    Next time you open a bottle with your teeth Atleast show the bottle guey

                    Unrale.
                    Good eye. That cap did not come off. Didn't even take a damn sip. Fraud.
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                    • mpaschal34
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 02-04-13
                      • 12087

                      #11
                      Originally posted by d2bets
                      Good eye. That cap did not come off. Didn't even take a damn sip. Fraud.
                      Its obvious it did not come off....or he would have certainly shown it.
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                      • The Giant
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 01-21-12
                        • 21480

                        #12
                        JJ ripping off bottle caps with his teeth, while being in New Jersey.

                        This guy tells more stories than seaweed.

                        Two great men.
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                        • badgerguy
                          SBR MVP
                          • 03-21-13
                          • 2281

                          #13
                          Thats the biggest pussy beer around. Fitting I guess coming from the biggest pussy on SBR.
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                          • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 08-18-11
                            • 7537

                            #14
                            Originally posted by The Giant
                            Two great men.
                            No need for YOU to start telling stories, too.

                            They're as close to great men as Rosie O'Donnell & Ellen are to being hotties.
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                            • El Nino
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 05-03-12
                              • 18426

                              #15
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                              • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 08-18-11
                                • 7537

                                #16
                                Originally posted by El Nino
                                Nino SHARP, per usual.

                                If we could still change people's avatars in SBR store for 100pts like old times, I'd changed jj's avi to his gloryhole advertising pic that the Mexicans pass out on Las Vegas Blvd:

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                                • jjgold
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 07-20-05
                                  • 388179

                                  #17
                                  Let's see someone else do it on video will wait here
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                                  • Seaweed
                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                    • 01-19-12
                                    • 26318

                                    #18
                                    Im im pressed
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                                    • stackz125
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 01-03-16
                                      • 6191

                                      #19
                                      Biggest pussy on sbr
                                      Show some fukin class
                                      What a disgrace
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                                      • BIGDAY
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 02-17-10
                                        • 48245

                                        #20


                                        fuk jersey.
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                                        • Bostongambler
                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                          • 02-01-08
                                          • 35581

                                          #21
                                          Good selection Mary.
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                                          • opie1988
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 09-12-10
                                            • 23429

                                            #22
                                            Are JJ's teeth so severely fukked up from opening bottle caps? Or is he opening bottles with his teeth because they're so fukked up?

                                            Its the classic chicken and the egg story.

                                            FYI….I'm the poster who began the whole "snaggletooth" deal. At first, I felt bad for hurting JJ's feelings, but then he embraced it and it became a lovable quirk of his SBR persona. 1000% true story.
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                                            • jjgold
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 07-20-05
                                              • 388179

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by opie1988
                                              Are JJ's teeth so severely fukked up from opening bottle caps? Or is he opening bottles with his teeth because they're so fukked up?

                                              Its the classic chicken and the egg story.

                                              FYI….I'm the poster who began the whole "snaggletooth" deal. At first, I felt bad for hurting JJ's feelings, but then he embraced it and it became a lovable quirk of his SBR persona. 1000% true story.


                                              Well you can make a case the crooked grooves made it easier although I was bleeding for 15 minutes
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                                              • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 08-18-11
                                                • 7537

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by jjgold
                                                I was bleeding for 15 minutes
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                                                • jjgold
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 07-20-05
                                                  • 388179

                                                  #25
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                                                  • Grits n' Gravy
                                                    Restricted User
                                                    • 06-10-10
                                                    • 13024

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by opie1988
                                                    Are JJ's teeth so severely fukked up from opening bottle caps? Or is he opening bottles with his teeth because they're so fukked up?

                                                    Its the classic chicken and the egg story.

                                                    FYI….I'm the poster who began the whole "snaggletooth" deal. At first, I felt bad for hurting JJ's feelings, but then he embraced it and it became a lovable quirk of his SBR persona. 1000% true story.

                                                    jj has serrated meth teeth. they are like a swiss army knife dipped in liquid shit.
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                                                    • jjgold
                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                      • 07-20-05
                                                      • 388179

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Grits n' Gravy
                                                      jj has serrated meth teeth. they are like a swiss army knife dipped in liquid shit.
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