VIDEO Lesson for JJ Gold on how to get a room with a view -- BAHAMAS Ed. DonkLand

[Auto Donk]

The Donk showing how it's done....

DonkLand Bahamas Edition; July 23, 2016

[jjgold]

Pretty solid room

Refig loaded even with food

Nice patio

Vegas is trash...good tuturial

[Auto Donk]

against my own better judgment.... i'm gonna start taking photos of the "talent" poolside.....

since that's what I know the majority of the degens on this site want to see.....

there's a babe in a pink bikini down here right now that's a very solid nine.... with a f'n whale.... (literally, and probably figuratively, as no way in hell this fatass gets this babe without a huge f'n bankroll....).... photos to follow......

[Auto Donk]

ps.... just finisihed getting a petition for review on file with the texas supreme court.... on 4th beer.... so photos will be from balcony.....

by the time I finish 12th-15th beers, I will have poolside POV photos with my crank in the babes' mouths.....

[Auto Donk]

more babes accumulating.... clearly I'll have to get a telephoto lens for any of this to be jerkin' material for you dickweeds.....

here's Pinky and the Whale....

[Auto Donk]

wow.... they're coming in droves now.....

and some of these are not from the US..... as the states has a limit at 800cc's per tit..... these f'ers are pure central/south american gold.....

well, silicone......

[jjgold]

I want to see more newts of woman by the pool

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Fukk yeah, Donker. Enjoy your vacation.

Lets see some .

[jjgold]

Automan I would love to be in the pool with you and dunk your fukkin head under water like 10 fukkin times

The chicks will cheer me on who are tanning

[Auto Donk]

chicks would have to take my kahk out of their mouth to even see you, baldy....

go dunk yourself......

before i whack your ass

ps... i'll open my f'n beer on your bald head......

you'll need a whole lot of enbalming fluid to cover up the divit i leave on your f'n dome

[MoneyLineDawg]

chicks would have to take my kahk out of their mouth to even see you, baldy....

go dunk yourself......

before i whack your ass

ps... i'll open my f'n beer on your bald head......

you'll need a whole lot of enbalming fluid to cover up the divit i leave on your f'n dome

[ApricotSinner32]

What the fuk this guy wants to whack webber's ass...

[Sledge187]

Auto Donk - aren't you a H-Town product? I live on the West Side.

[Seaweed]

Why was Donk limping in reflection?🚶🏻

[Auto Donk]

staggering, weed, staggering.....

lot of cocktails on: 1. the way to the airport, 2. preflight in the United Club, 3. on the flight, 4. from the limo driver (managed to pound 3 Bahama Mama's on the 25 min ride to Atlantis) 5. at the room prior to shooting vid.....

staggering..... still staggering this morning.....

[jjgold]

weed for losers

[Ted Sheckler]

reading comprehension for losers

[Auto Donk]

weed for losers

not weed as in chronic, jj.... i was referencing this weed (the guy on the left):

[Auto Donk]

Auto Donk - aren't you a H-Town product? I live on the West Side.

I'm off 249 .... Lakewood Forest area....

what part of the west side you on?

[StackinGreen]

Lookin' good Donk

[Auto Donk]

Lookin' good Donk

thx.... and only three nominations away from my second "bonus ten points" from SBR ever!

yeeeeehhhhaaaaaahhhhhhhhh..........

Ms donk just informed me theres a free "slot trny" on the main floor of atlantis at 11:30..... I plan on breakin' my f'n wrist i'm gonna pound that f'n machince so hard!!!!

[jjgold]

where are the nudes???????????????????

[bradthebloke]

good vid, Donk. Wife gonna let you sample the talent?

[Auto Donk]

good vid, Donk. Wife gonna let you sample the talent?

per house rules, only if the talent is sampling her to a big-O first

[StackinGreen]

It must have been that way before you were married, no?

Sounds odd

[kmarinouofm]

you have a bottle opener ring.. i have one too.. never use it

[jjgold]

automan open it with your fukkin teeth

I will give you 10 points

[bobbywaves]

Bare handed? You clearly opened the beer with your ring.

JJ is correct, real men open beer bottles with their teeth.

[allabout the $$$]

donk what tower are you in? im a regular visitor to the atlantis and have stayed in the cove and the royal towers never seen a building with that siding

[Mac4Lyfe]

donk what tower are you in? im a regular visitor to the atlantis and have stayed in the cove and the royal towers never seen a building with that siding

That's the rentals right across the cove where the boats dock to Atlantis. The one's that are pink, blue, yellow, etc., very colorful.

Here's my recent view from the Royal Towers...

[allabout the $$$]

That's the rentals right across the cove where the boats dock to Atlantis. The one's that are pink, blue, yellow, etc., very colorful.

Here's my recent view from the Royal Towers...

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harborside

[grease lightnin]

Is your ring made of gold? I use a lighter or any other fulcrum I can get my hands on, but would be afraid of ruinng my ring.... if it's platinum, you're good to go.

[Sledge187]

I'm off 249 .... Lakewood Forest area....

what part of the west side you on?

North Katy (Cypress/Katy border). That said, we are about a month away to moving to the Fairfield area which is 290/99.

[Auto Donk]

donk what tower are you in? im a regular visitor to the atlantis and have stayed in the cove and the royal towers never seen a building with that siding

we're over at harborside....

http://www.trivago.com/paradise-island--city-88975/hotel/atlantis-harborside-resort-100564

[jjgold]

I saw Bobby Waves take a bottle of beer put in his mouth and ope like a fukkin tiger

He teeth were bleeding afterwards but that is toughness