Big Shot Back In Vegas...$500 a Night

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  • pilebuck13
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 05-15-15
    • 17918

    #36
    Where were you on lake Washington pal I was Fukkin waiting for you
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    • gauchojake
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 09-17-10
      • 34116

      #37
      He was too busy bagging his limit of carp, Piler
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      • xKMACKx
        SBR MVP
        • 11-16-08
        • 1274

        #38
        $500.00 a night at the Westgate. Yeah okay
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        • ChuckyTheGoat
          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
          • 04-04-11
          • 37444

          #39
          Digg, I'll be in Vegas on 7/24.

          We go out there. We do the town w/ coach.
          Where's the fuckin power box, Carol?
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          • slayer14
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 08-12-13
            • 22021

            #40
            JJ you get another loan to pay for this expensive lifestyle
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            • Auto Donk
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 09-03-13
              • 43558

              #41


              for someone who claims to be such a "big shot," and a vegas insider, how come 1. your $500/night rooms always look like shit compared to what I'm comped at the Venetian and Cesars, and 2. you're stupid enough to pay anything significant for any room mid-week in Vegas, particularly one off strip?

              ps.... "hang your kahk on the High Roller ferris wheel"????? lol.... I think it defies the laws of physics and common sense to think you can hang this shit anywhere:



              that shit doesn't even "hang" at all as is -- it just sticks out a half inch
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              • Duckshit
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 10-06-10
                • 7964

                #42
                Maybe 500 for the WEEK....maybe......although I am impressed with the number of Tennis Courts......what is it 150 degrees there....lol
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                • jjgold
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 07-20-05
                  • 388179

                  #43
                  Originally posted by Auto Donk


                  for someone who claims to be such a "big shot," and a vegas insider, how come 1. your $500/night rooms always look like shit compared to what I'm comped at the Venetian and Cesars, and 2. you're stupid enough to pay anything significant for any room mid-week in Vegas, particularly one off strip?

                  ps.... "hang your kahk on the High Roller ferris wheel"????? lol.... I think it defies the laws of physics and common sense to think you can hang this shit anywhere:



                  that shit doesn't even "hang" at all as is -- it just sticks out a half inch
                  I miss those pants

                  I must have sucker written all over my face the room is terrible now that I have been there one night
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                  • mcaulay777
                    SBR MVP
                    • 09-13-10
                    • 1769

                    #44
                    Im Back In Las Vegas in Middle August 3 days.Mr big here I will be staying one night at the M Resort mountain views.I like that better then strip views.Then back to my Home Fiesta Henderson two nights 50 bucks a night more money to gamble with.
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                    • Auto Donk
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 09-03-13
                      • 43558

                      #45
                      Originally posted by mcaulay777
                      Im Back In Las Vegas in Middle August 3 days.Mr big here I will be staying one night at the M Resort mountain views.I like that better then strip views.Then back to my Home Fiesta Henderson two nights 50 bucks a night more money to gamble with.
                      a man with a bit of common sense, unlike the bald short-kahked wonder who over pays out the ass for a run of the mill crappy off strip room.....
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                      • Auto Donk
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 09-03-13
                        • 43558

                        #46
                        Originally posted by jjgold
                        I miss those pants

                        I must have sucker written all over my face the room is terrible now that I have been there one night
                        ps, JJ.... I hope you burned the pants.... and, don't ever, ever wear any like them again

                        and if memory serves me right, the palms is 99 bucks a night during the week during the wsop, maybe even less....

                        the f'n orleans is 39/night..... and some of those old women there might find you attractive
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                        • CanuckG
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 12-23-10
                          • 21978

                          #47
                          If anybody thinks JJ paid $500 for that room.
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                          • jjgold
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 07-20-05
                            • 388179

                            #48
                            Automan I cannot get aid whether a 20 year old girl or a 70 year old girl

                            I made a move last night at Westgate on a 59 year old hottie..got shot down like a fukkin shot gun
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                            • Auto Donk
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 09-03-13
                              • 43558

                              #49
                              Originally posted by jjgold
                              Automan I cannot get aid whether a 20 year old girl or a 70 year old girl

                              I made a move last night at Westgate on a 59 year old hottie..got shot down like a fukkin shot gun
                              start with the ugly ones and work your way up.....

                              once you tag a few homely blue hairs who haven't had any kahk in 15 years, and are thus desperate, you'll have the confidence to move up the chain and try to hit some avgerage-lookin' AARP card holders.... pound about a handful of those, then u'll be ready for the hotties....

                              rome wasn't built in a day.... rebuilding your confidence similarly won't happen in one night
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                              • jjgold
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 07-20-05
                                • 388179

                                #50
                                Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                start with the ugly ones and work your way up.....

                                once you tag a few homely blue hairs who haven't had any kahk in 15 years, and are thus desperate, you'll have the confidence to move up the chain and try to hit some avgerage-lookin' AARP card holders.... pound about a handful of those, then u'll be ready for the hotties....

                                rome wasn't built in a day.... rebuilding your confidence similarly won't happen in one night
                                although small rooster kills me too

                                2.5 inches maybe 2.6 inches if I am really fired up
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                                • BIGDAY
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 02-17-10
                                  • 48245

                                  #51
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                                  • RealSlimShady
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 12-24-07
                                    • 6249

                                    #52
                                    Originally posted by The Giant
                                    JJ and Elvis in the same picture.

                                    That's like playing poker, looking down at your hand, and seeing you have two kings.
                                    More like a King and a 2
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                                    • Auto Donk
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 09-03-13
                                      • 43558

                                      #53
                                      Originally posted by jjgold
                                      although small rooster kills me too

                                      2.5 inches maybe 2.6 inches if I am really fired up
                                      JJ, one thing about kahk length.... women only care about the length when it's hard.... I hope you're givin' us the "soft length".... tell the blue hairs, if they get a glimpse of it soft (which I doubt they will, as the second one of them agrees to bang u, you'll be hard as a f'n rock as you haven't had any in years), tell them "I'm a grower, not a shower".....

                                      hopefully you've got at least five hard......

                                      anything less than that, just f'n mail it in..... you're done
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                                      • jjgold
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 07-20-05
                                        • 388179

                                        #54
                                        no that is hard length

                                        2.5 inches and on thin side but veiny

                                        Barrel odd shaped also
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                                        • swordsandtequila
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 02-23-12
                                          • 9757

                                          #55
                                          Originally posted by kmarinouofm
                                          have fun eating dinner at Sabarros and pounding Video poker with fishhead while he tries to get down $100 on both sides of a game to squeeze out $2.50
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                                          • Auto Donk
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 09-03-13
                                            • 43558

                                            #56
                                            Originally posted by jjgold
                                            no that is hard length

                                            2.5 inches and on thin side but veiny

                                            Barrel odd shaped also
                                            sounds freakish.... and i hate to break it to ya.... 2.5 just ain't never gonna get the job done.....

                                            best choice is to become a full fledged bottom and at least enjoy some prostate pleasure while you rub one out on your oversized clit
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                                            • jjgold
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 07-20-05
                                              • 388179

                                              #57
                                              I'm just going to remain celibate and fantasize on porn hub
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                                              • vividjohn45
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 11-21-10
                                                • 6331

                                                #58
                                                Originally posted by Ghenghis Kahn
                                                why two beds? did you bring your wife?
                                                Yep. She always wants to go on the vegas trips. Unfortunately her playing slots habit has bitten jj. And he knows about the casino floor.(no fly zone) The seperate beds are for nites Jj blows a cool $G on Wizard of Oz slot coming back with just his players card
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                                                • jjgold
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 07-20-05
                                                  • 388179

                                                  #59
                                                  I got $200 comps
                                                  Food
                                                  Booze


                                                  Made up for room rate
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                                                  • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 11-30-08
                                                    • 81450

                                                    #60
                                                    Originally posted by ChuckyTheGoat
                                                    Digg, I'll be in Vegas on 7/24.

                                                    We go out there. We do the town w/ coach.
                                                    10 days from now???

                                                    I cannot make it.

                                                    Chucky, do you think you can get JJ laid???
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                                                    • manny24
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 10-22-07
                                                      • 20046

                                                      #61
                                                      pu$$y pads are expensive
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                                                      • vividjohn45
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 11-21-10
                                                        • 6331

                                                        #62
                                                        Originally posted by jjgold
                                                        although small rooster kills me too

                                                        2.5 inches maybe 2.6 inches if I am really fired up
                                                        You can always use a hollowed out 6 or 7 inch strap on. Just make sure lights are out. So she cant see. And its ready to go in a bathroom drawer. Excuse yourselve to go tee tee. Strap it on. Go back to bed. Ask her to fondle you becuz she makes you so hot and hard.
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                                                        • BigBusiness
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 09-16-12
                                                          • 3226

                                                          #63
                                                          Originally posted by jjgold
                                                          I'm just going to remain celibate and fantasize on porn hub
                                                          The upside to that is you don't have to worry about catching any std's.
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                                                          • Bostongambler
                                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                            • 02-01-08
                                                            • 35581

                                                            #64
                                                            Originally posted by vividjohn45
                                                            You can always use a hollowed out 6 or 7 inch strap on. Just make sure lights are out. So she cant see. And its ready to go in a bathroom drawer. Excuse yourselve to go tee tee. Strap it on. Go back to bed. Ask her to fondle you becuz she makes you so hot and hard.
                                                            Do these come in black models?
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                                                            • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 11-30-08
                                                              • 81450

                                                              #65
                                                              106 in Las Vegas?


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                                                              • ChuckyTheGoat
                                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                • 04-04-11
                                                                • 37444

                                                                #66
                                                                Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                                                10 days from now???

                                                                I cannot make it.

                                                                Chucky, do you think you can get JJ laid???
                                                                What could be more important?

                                                                You give me too much credit. I'm not a miracle worker.
                                                                Where's the fuckin power box, Carol?
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                                                                • Auto Donk
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 09-03-13
                                                                  • 43558

                                                                  #67
                                                                  Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                                                  106 in Las Vegas?


                                                                  DIRTY Feet..... looks like she ran barefoot down the same alley some hooker left JJ standing in naked on his last stint in Vegas....
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                                                                  • BIGDAY
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 02-17-10
                                                                    • 48245

                                                                    #68
                                                                    JJ, hit some video poker. Let us know results.
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                                                                    • BIGDAY
                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                      • 02-17-10
                                                                      • 48245

                                                                      #69
                                                                      Scope out hot machines for chicka and I.
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                                                                      • mohye1980
                                                                        Restricted User
                                                                        • 01-25-14
                                                                        • 2363

                                                                        #70
                                                                        That shitty room shouldn't cost more than $59 a night. You need to upgrade JJ
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