At Soldier Field, guns n roses show

[texhooper]

Alice in Chains opens for bands? Have they fallen that far?

it's o.g. guns and roses man. any band fits the "opener" category.

[VeggieDog]

looks like a kkk meeting only thing closest to a black person there is axel

That would explain the lack of any shootings.

[Auto Donk]

Is Fatsly Rose atually there?

if so, he probably ate all the black people