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ChuckyTheGoatBARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#71Where's the fuckin power box, Carol?Comment -
funnyb25BARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#72Comment -
ChuckyTheGoatBARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#73Funny:
The Pregame touts will surely be stealing your picks soon.Where's the fuckin power box, Carol?Comment -
ChuckyTheGoatBARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#75$$ is $$, whether it's USD or rubles. Doesn't matter what sport it is.
Props on the run, and continued success!Where's the fuckin power box, Carol?Comment -
funnyb25BARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#76Comment -
ChuckyTheGoatBARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#77Funny, you're doin good work.
Think about it like this. An NFL game might interest 100Million people or more. By the time that game gets to kickoff, the line has been run thru the gauntlet. Is it likely that there's any line-value left?
The lines you're looking at are on games that 99.9% of the population is ignoring. Furthermore, it's hard to compare teams from leagues that don't compete H2H very often.
Best of luck, funny. Keep up the good work.Where's the fuckin power box, Carol?Comment -
funnyb25BARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#78Funny, you're doin good work.
Think about it like this. An NFL game might interest 100Million people or more. By the time that game gets to kickoff, the line has been run thru the gauntlet. Is it likely that there's any line-value left?
The lines you're looking at are on games that 99.9% of the population is ignoring. Furthermore, it's hard to compare teams from leagues that don't compete H2H very often.
Best of luck, funny. Keep up the good work.Comment -
velcorrSBR High Roller
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#79I'm a 1000USD/unit better and funny is my man.Comment -
velcorrSBR High Roller
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#81Not at all, I'm rich. My unit size used to be 10USD/unit. Only wager what you can afford. Bet wisely and bankroll management. I have friends who bet 10k on random baseball over/under's. Strangely, they can't name the pitchers yet seem to win more than they lose.
I think these obscure football leagues I can barely find on TV, if at all, offer much more room for good speculation than, as aforementioned, sports where legions of handicappers get the lines almost to a science.
Ask me to handicap my girlfriend's little brother's baseball league and I'll nail 75% of my picks.
BOLComment -
JayLASBR Hall of Famer
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#82Not at all, I'm rich. My unit size used to be 10USD/unit. Only wager what you can afford. Bet wisely and bankroll management. I have friends who bet 10k on random baseball over/under's. Strangely, they can't name the pitchers yet seem to win more than they lose.
I think these obscure football leagues I can barely find on TV, if at all, offer much more room for good speculation than, as aforementioned, sports where legions of handicappers get the lines almost to a science.
Ask me to handicap my girlfriend's little brother's baseball league and I'll nail 75% of my picks.
BOL
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funnyb25BARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#833rd Play for Friday 7/8/16
Paraguay - Division Professional - 5:00pm EST
Guarani vs. Rubio Nu
Guarani have scored 15 goals in their past 5 home matches netting an average of 3 goals per home match, while Rubio Nu have found the back of the net 8 times themselves in their past 5 road matches.
All 5 recent home games for Guarani have gone over the 2.5 total, while 3 of the last 5 for road matches for Rubio have gone over the 2.5 total. The 2 matches that stayed under for Rubio, Rubio has scored 2 goals in both of those matches that ended 2-0.
I feel this one should go over the total with at least 3 goals scored.
Play 3: Guarani vs. Rubio Nu OVER 2.5 -116 0.58 to win 0.50
BOL!Comment -
funnyb25BARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#8422-11 +10.04 units overall
Play 1: Finland - Veikkausliiga - 12:30pm EST
VPS vs. Lahti
VPS a solid home squad winning 4 of their last 5 matches at home, and the one being a draw. Lahti on the other hand a terrible road team as they havent won on the road in over 2 months, with only 2 draws. The rest all being defeats. These guys are 6 and 7 in the table, so pretty evenly matched, just not in their respective situations (home/away)
The home team has also won 4 out of the last 5 head to head and the 1 was also a draw. Going to have to go with the home team in this one.
The Play: VPS vs. Lahti - VPS +132 0.50 to win 0.66
Play 2: Norway - Eliteserien - 1:00pm EST
Start vs. Bodo/Glimt
Start hasnt won a home game in months and they have allowed goals in their last 5 home matches. Bodo/Glimt not a whole lot better win/loss wise but they have competed in every rod match they have played against much better competition than Start.
I don't really see Bodo/Glimt losing this match so i will go with the road squad here in a 2 way wager.
The Play: Start vs. Bodo/Glimt - Bodo/Glimt +106 (2 way) a draw is a push 0.50 to win 0.53
BOL to All!
Play 1: Winner!Comment -
mikmikSBR Hall of Famer
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#85Thanks tailedComment -
JayLASBR Hall of Famer
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#8615 mins left, let's root this bitch inComment -
mikmikSBR Hall of Famer
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#88How are we looking for the 2nd bet?Comment -
funnyb25BARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#89GoalllllllllllllllllllComment -
JayLASBR Hall of Famer
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#90Boom! 1-3thanks bud!
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mikmikSBR Hall of Famer
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#92Wait penetrate I bet the draw lolComment -
funnyb25BARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#9322-11 +10.04 units overall
Play 1: Finland - Veikkausliiga - 12:30pm EST
VPS vs. Lahti
VPS a solid home squad winning 4 of their last 5 matches at home, and the one being a draw. Lahti on the other hand a terrible road team as they havent won on the road in over 2 months, with only 2 draws. The rest all being defeats. These guys are 6 and 7 in the table, so pretty evenly matched, just not in their respective situations (home/away)
The home team has also won 4 out of the last 5 head to head and the 1 was also a draw. Going to have to go with the home team in this one.
The Play: VPS vs. Lahti - VPS +132 0.50 to win 0.66
Play 2: Norway - Eliteserien - 1:00pm EST
Start vs. Bodo/Glimt
Start hasnt won a home game in months and they have allowed goals in their last 5 home matches. Bodo/Glimt not a whole lot better win/loss wise but they have competed in every rod match they have played against much better competition than Start.
I don't really see Bodo/Glimt losing this match so i will go with the road squad here in a 2 way wager.
The Play: Start vs. Bodo/Glimt - Bodo/Glimt +106 (2 way) a draw is a push 0.50 to win 0.53
BOL to All!
Play 2: Winner!
It's a guaranteed winning day with 1 still to go!Comment -
velcorrSBR High Roller
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#94I parlayed his first two plays, 2units, and will 2 unit the winnings on his third play, except my girlfriend is from Paraguay so I'm doing it on a 3.5. This guy is going to get me banned from my sportsbook! You rule Funny!Comment -
funnyb25BARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#95Checking In! It's Friday!
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mikmikSBR Hall of Famer
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#98Yup, no clue about soccer lol. That's OK I'm learning. Only placed $25 on the draw. But $100 first play.Comment -
velcorrSBR High Roller
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#99Yeah, you don't see 3.5 coming in? She's really hot.Comment -
omedoSBR Sharp
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#102Funny b, keep the good work!Comment -
velcorrSBR High Roller
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#104Sorry, I don't know what you mean? Where do I pay 100 dollars? I bet a lot, I've been playing your picks all week, up massive mate.Comment
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