SBR Bash 2017! See you in Punta Cana!!

**Auto Donk** · 01-03-17, 03:18 PM

ps.... if you want your free Bash-related t shirt on me, this is your last chance to give me your size.....

my wife already has her x-small, and has cut away at the bottom to allow substantial "underboob" to show; xsmall makes it really squeeze the dd pups.....

**stealthyburrito** · 01-03-17, 03:47 PM

I'll take one donker - large. I'll wear it loud and proud.

**Optional** · 01-03-17, 03:54 PM

Originally posted by stealthyburrito

I'll take one donker - large. I'll wear it loud and proud.

If you are a 'large' I must be about 4XL in US sizes!

I'll wear one for a day if you buy the drinks Donk

**stealthyburrito** · 01-03-17, 04:05 PM

Originally posted by Optional

If you are a 'large' I must be about 4XL in US sizes!

I'll wear one for a day if you buy the drinks Donk

How obese are you opti?

Goddamnit everyone, I've gained a lot of wait since the last bash. You'll see and drink in the gift of stealthy.

**SBR_Guest_Pro** · 01-03-17, 04:45 PM

Originally posted by Fire in da hole

WTF you going to do if both of you try to bring girls back to the room?

Dont worry about them, he's my roommate?

One gets the bed, one gets the giant jacuzzi tub

**Auto Donk** · 01-03-17, 04:52 PM

Originally posted by SBR_Guest_Pro

One gets the bed, one gets the giant jacuzzi tub

fuk that, get em both on the bed, facing each other while on hands and knees, have them make out while both of you are high-fivin' while bonin the shit out of em from behind......

be sure to yell out, as loud as you can, as you simultaneiously push their shoulders down to the mattress, such that their arms now underneath them extending back toward the action, "NOW BITCH, DONK WANTS YOU TO REACH BACK AND GRAB SOME MOTHER F'N SACK!!!!! SQUEEZE THE JEWELS, BABY, MILK THAT F'N LOAD RIGHT OUT OF EM!!!!!!"

be warned that if I happen to be walkin' down the hallway and here that proclamation, I may do like I did to my cousin back in the day, and kick the f'n door in off the hinges, and yell, "move over Tonto, my bitch can't take any more and I need some of yours...."

**PaperTrail07** · 01-03-17, 04:55 PM

Gotta get a new fuckn passort-----3 weeks cutting it close

Originally posted by tatddy

Get your fukking arse there already Trailer. I need a roomie

**tatddy** · 01-03-17, 04:56 PM

Originally posted by PaperTrail07

Gotta get a new fuckn passort-----3 weeks cutting it close

You're white bro just wing it.

Paco, yeah diff story.

**El Nino** · 01-03-17, 05:01 PM

Originally posted by tatddy

You're white bro just wing it.

Paco, yeah diff story.

Paco be like, you guys have Homeland Security come interview you for your passport renewal?

**tatddy** · 01-03-17, 05:15 PM

Originally posted by El Nino

Paco be like, you guys have Homeland Security come interview you for your passport renewal?

. #shavethebeardmakethebash

**Optional** · 01-03-17, 05:17 PM

Originally posted by stealthyburrito

How obese are you opti?

Goddamnit everyone, I've gained a lot of wait since the last bash. You'll see and drink in the gift of stealthy.

Hey, only photos Ive seen of you looks like a 'ladies small' would swim on you

But yeah, carrying way more gut and man boob around than I like. Middle aged spread hit me like a train in the last 2 or 3 years. Don't be calling me obese in DR though beanpole! ;-)

**big joe 1212** · 01-03-17, 07:24 PM

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**opie1988** · 01-05-17, 09:09 PM

Any Bash goers arriving to Punta Cana on this flight??

**LVHerbie** · 01-06-17, 03:38 AM

Originally posted by opie1988

Any Bash goers arriving to Punta Cana on this flight??

Befuddling Opie - are you trying to relay that by having to slum in business for two legs that you could potentially still be relatable to the rest of us, your common posting peers, at the bash or so fearful of leaving your bourgeoisie bubble that you are looking for another poster to hold your hand during your flights?

If the latter you are more than welcome to join me at any point on the rest of my itinerary to and from the bash....

10 1330 Sihanoukville to Phnom Penh Post VIP Van
12 1110 Malaysia Airlines PHN
to Kuala Lumpur
16 1930 KUL VN680 Vietnam Airlines to
17 715 London Heathrow
19 2130 Megabus London to
20 0845 Amsterdam
20-26 Camp Zeeburg
26 1135 AMS to Newark WW44 WOW Air
??AC or New York (watch weather)
30 705 Philadelphia F9 Frontier to
30 1217 Punta Cana
Feb7 0440 (!!!) Condor Air Punta Cana to San Jose, CR
22 Southwest San Jose to Tulsa

**opie1988** · 01-06-17, 11:00 AM

Originally posted by LVHerbie

Befuddling Opie - are you trying to relay that by having to slum in business for two legs that you could potentially still be relatable to the rest of us, your common posting peers, at the bash or so fearful of leaving your bourgeoisie bubble that you are looking for another poster to hold your hand during your flights?

If the latter you are more than welcome to join me at any point on the rest of my itinerary to and from the bash....

10 1330 Sihanoukville to Phnom Penh Post VIP Van
12 1110 Malaysia Airlines PHN
to Kuala Lumpur
16 1930 KUL VN680 Vietnam Airlines to
17 715 London Heathrow
19 2130 Megabus London to
20 0845 Amsterdam
20-26 Camp Zeeburg
26 1135 AMS to Newark WW44 WOW Air
??AC or New York (watch weather)
30 705 Philadelphia F9 Frontier to
30 1217 Punta Cana
Feb7 0440 (!!!) Condor Air Punta Cana to San Jose, CR
22 Southwest San Jose to Tulsa

That's a lot of travel. Fukk that!

Wanted to see if any posters would be arriving in DR at a similar time. Arranging for private transportation to the Hard Rock.

I've never ridden a public bus in the States...I damn sure don't plan on starting in DR. But good for you, bro!!

**Capybara** · 01-06-17, 11:40 AM

Originally posted by opie1988

That's a lot of travel. Fukk that!

Wanted to see if any posters would be arriving in DR at a similar time. Arranging for private transportation to the Hard Rock.

I've never ridden a public bus in the States...I damn sure don't plan on starting in DR. But good for you, bro!!

Opie, SBR is picking us up from the airport -- don't think you need to arrange anything separate, just make sure they know they when you're arriving.

**BIGDAY** · 01-06-17, 11:55 AM

**Auto Donk** · 01-06-17, 01:54 PM

ordering tshirts today, bitches....

**Auto Donk** · 01-06-17, 03:12 PM

Originally posted by stealthyburrito

I'll take one donker - large. I'll wear it loud and proud.

ordered em today....

so far i got you, opti, uscphilly (need size, philly), and a few others.....

i cut off production at just over 200 bucks, so supplies are limited to 15 outside of mine (to be framed and put in the man cave), the wife's, and Chimp's....

first come first serve for the rest.....

any left overs will go to waves' whore from the last bash, so she can send him photos of herself wearing this:

about to order a few of these for myself:

and one custom tshirt (tho i may submit a full order if requests are strong for this one, and I suspect they might be):

front side:

SBR* POKER

back side:

* Shithole Be Rigged

**opie1988** · 01-06-17, 03:23 PM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

ordered em today....

so far i got you, opti, uscphilly (need size, philly), and a few others.....

i cut off production at just over 200 bucks, so supplies are limited to 15 outside of mine (to be framed and put in the man cave), the wife's, and Chimp's....

first come first serve for the rest.....

any left overs will go to waves' whore from the last bash, so she can send him photos of herself wearing this:

about to order a few of these for myself:

and one custom tshirt (tho i may submit a full order if requests are strong for this one, and I suspect they might be):

front side:

SBR* POKER

back side:

* Shithole Be Rigged

I'll take one Donker. XXL

**Auto Donk** · 01-06-17, 03:29 PM

Originally posted by opie1988

I'll take one Donker. XXL

you got it.....

**franklee168** · 01-06-17, 07:36 PM

Mail one to me A.D. Not privileged enough to make the bash. Tia.

**El Nino** · 01-06-17, 08:55 PM

Can't wait! I have a white suite ready to go. I am going to look fukkin' sharp, boys.

**jose21_us** · 01-06-17, 08:57 PM

Originally posted by opie1988

Any Bash goers arriving to Punta Cana on this flight??

I like your style. I will be flying first class round trip from Miami.

**Boner_18** · 01-06-17, 09:03 PM

Originally posted by opie1988

Any Bash goers arriving to Punta Cana on this flight??

Award availability is a sun of a bitch.

**Fire in da hole** · 01-06-17, 09:14 PM

Donk, I'll take the shithole be rigged shirt...Large, thx

**USCPHILLYGUY** · 01-06-17, 10:38 PM

donker give me a xxl......thanks

**stealthyburrito** · 01-06-17, 10:43 PM

Bunch of fatasses all asking for xx size

**Auto Donk** · 01-06-17, 10:53 PM

Originally posted by Fire in da hole

Donk, I'll take the shithole be rigged shirt...Large, thx

i gotta have 12 confirmations before i dump another 200 into tshirts......

**Auto Donk** · 01-06-17, 10:53 PM

Originally posted by USCPHILLYGUY

donker give me a xxl......thanks

youre in, philly.... xxl.....

**BeerDog99** · 01-06-17, 11:14 PM

Oh I am in for the Rigged Shithole Tshirt !!! :-)

Unfortunately I enjoy beer too much, I am an XXL... :-)

Cheers!

**Auto Donk** · 01-06-17, 11:16 PM

alright, shit, i'll drop another 2-300 on these.... since they're fr4ont and back, i'm sure it'll be 300.... but they'll be collector's items some day.....

**Optional** · 01-07-17, 12:09 AM

Originally posted by opie1988

That's a lot of travel. Fukk that!

Wanted to see if any posters would be arriving in DR at a similar time. Arranging for private transportation to the Hard Rock.

I've never ridden a public bus in the States...I damn sure don't plan on starting in DR. But good for you, bro!!

I arrive 15 mins later on Delta 482

But isn't SBR arranging transfer limos for us?

**Capybara** · 01-07-17, 01:04 AM

Originally posted by Auto Donk

alright, shit, i'll drop another 2-300 on these.... since they're fr4ont and back, i'm sure it'll be 300.... but they'll be collector's items some day.....

So Donker, I must know: Is there some back story to this, some in-joke from past threads that I just happened to miss? Or, rather, is it just a straightforward "Hey, you know what would be cool? You guys should all wear shirts about how I am awesome" thing? ...

Because if it is the latter, and you are legit producing these I-am-great t-shirts and getting posters to actually wear said t-shirts, I gotta say, that is ridiculously boss. That is some straight-up forum-owning right there. I doff my cap to you, sir.

**Iwinyourmoney** · 01-07-17, 01:07 AM

Who's all coming in when?
I'll be in Wednesday
Will frequent the hard rock sports book at night for college games