Michael Phelps headed to Rio

[DiggityDaggityDo]

First American Olympic swimmer to make 5 Olympics.

Will be rack up more medals?

Will be break more records?

Are his pot smoking, tranny banging days behind him?

He's going to get tons of pussy in Brazil.

[trytrytry]

what events is he even world class in anymore?

[CanuckG]

First Olympic swimmer to make 5 Olympics.

Will be rack up more medals?

Will be break more records?

Are his pot smoking, tranny banging days behind him?

He's going to get tons of pussy in Brazil.

He's engaged with a kid. Obviously won't stop him from slamming some Brazilians on the side.

He's got to be a favourite in every event he's in.

[Smoke]

Daggles he will see more ass than your toilet

[CanuckG]

what events is he even world class in anymore?

The butterfly. Relay.

[trytrytry]

He's engaged with a kid. Obviously won't stop him from slamming some Brazilians on the side.

He's got to be a favourite in every event he's in.

will be fun to watch

[Ghenghis Kahn]

That's 20 years of competing in the highest levels. Who says weed and trannys are bad?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Daggles he will see more ass than your toilet

[jjgold]

no he will not get any pussy

too smart

massive price to play if he ever got caught

Anyone with big money cannot do it anymore..too many cameras

[DiggityDaggityDo]

no he will not get any pussy

too smart

massive price to play if he ever got caught

Anyone with big money cannot do it anymore..too many cameras

Are you kidding me?

These Olympians fuk like rabbits every 4 years.

[The Giant]

That's 20 years of competing in the highest levels. Who says weed and trannys are bad?

Apparently solving the most sophisticated conspiracy theories is easier than basic math.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Apparently solving the most sophisticated conspiracy theories is easier than basic math.

[Booya711]

People actually watch swimming???

I mean go watch your neighbor paint a fukking house

[Chi_archie]

Apparently solving the most sophisticated conspiracy theories is easier than basic math.

[jjgold]

Are you kidding me?

These Olympians fuk like rabbits every 4 years.

not the rich ones..no nba player will

LOSE EVERYTHING if married