2017 SBR Bash Confirmed!

[Antibet]

Real man is spending his valuable time on thinking of lofty matters, not on searching for some stupid discounts to save some stupid money on some stupid tickets to some stupid SBR event. For that reason money and women are always all over real men.

[TheMoneyShot]

I was looking on the Hard Rock website last night trying to find prices for excursions, spa treatments, golf...basically anything that the resort credits can be used for...

well, I got my answer rather quickly...

a 50 minute deep tissue massage is $170
a 80 minute hot stone massage is $290

The credits won't go very far with exorbitant prices like that. I know this is a nice resort and you have to expect to pay top dollar for most things, but I can get a 90 minute massage on Groupon for $30 or $40...

I did not find any of the excursions or prices for those

However, golf did seem rather reasonable at around $200 a round for a beautiful course.

I guess it depends on who you are and what you like but the credits are fairly useless to me. If you golf, the credits are far more useful.

I'm just trying to figure out if I understand their rules in regards to the credits....

Let's say you have a $500.00 credit.

And you want that massage for $290.00

You are only allowed to use 80% of the credit towards the $290.00 so basically... you would still owe... $58.00 out of pocket... correct? I believe that's what I read on their website??? Unless I'm way off?

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

a 50 minute deep tissue massage is $170
a 80 minute hot stone massage is $290

Happy Ending -- worth it

No Happy Ending -- PASS

[TheMoneyShot]

Happy Ending -- worth it

No Happy Ending -- PASS

Has to be some Happy Endings sitting around somewhere near the casino? $20.00 American would probably get you a decent night.

[JAKEPEAVY21]

I'm just trying to figure out if I understand their rules in regards to the credits....

Let's say you have a $500.00 credit.

And you want that massage for $290.00

You are only allowed to use 80% of the credit towards the $290.00 so basically... you would still owe... $58.00 out of pocket... correct? I believe that's what I read on their website??? Unless I'm way off?

as I understand it, you have to pay 20% of whatever your resort credit is as a fee, so if you have $500 in resort credits, you would have to pay $100 upfront.

After that you can use your credits as you please..so you would not owe anything on the $290 massage other than a tip.

that is my understanding anyhow

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

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[jjgold]

If JJ really has a room, I'll just show up and take his.....

it'll be like a walk down memory lane for the poor no-pussy gettin lad -- back to the days when guys demanded his lunch money on the play ground and he willingly gave it up....

he can sleep on the benches out front in casino lobby, like he does in vegas

Automan you better pray I do not show up

[JAKEPEAVY21]

Automan you better pray I do not show up

I think donk is safe from an ass whipping as you won't show

[Optional]

I'd go a round of golf on Tuesday or Wednesday maybe.

Happy to cough up the $100 for the $500 credit just to use it for that.

[Auto Donk]

Automan you better pray I do not show up

i'm lookin' forward to sailing -- frisby style -- a 24 oz sizzling hot ribeye fresh off the grill right onto that bald dome of yours.....

all that nasty ass embalming cream you've been rubbin on it to give yourself that pasty Uncle Fester look you have goin' on should allow the juicy hot slab of meat to stick right to your dome like velcro....

[TheMoneyShot]

as I understand it, you have to pay 20% of whatever your resort credit is as a fee, so if you have $500 in resort credits, you would have to pay $100 upfront.

After that you can use your credits as you please..so you would not owe anything on the $290 massage other than a tip.

that is my understanding anyhow

Thanks for the explanation

[Fire in da hole]

as I understand it, you have to pay 20% of whatever your resort credit is as a fee, so if you have $500 in resort credits, you would have to pay $100 upfront.

After that you can use your credits as you please..so you would not owe anything on the $290 massage other than a tip.

that is my understanding anyhow

I did some research too and per the website, you only pay the 20% fee on the resort credit used. So, if you get $500 in resort credit, but only use $300, you pay a $60 fee not $100.

[mpaschal34]

Real man is spending his valuable time on thinking of lofty matters, not on searching for some stupid discounts to save some stupid money on some stupid tickets to some stupid SBR event. For that reason money and women are always all over real men.

We may be stupid, but that makes you even MORE stupid for following us idiots on this dumb site.

[Fire in da hole]

I did some research too and per the website, you only pay the 20% fee on the resort credit used. So, if you get $500 in resort credit, but only use $300, you pay a $60 fee not $100.

http://www.hardrockhotelpuntacana.com/term-cond-limitless-resort-credit.htm

SERVICE FEE:

A 20% service fee will apply over the final price of all transactions using the Limitless Resort Credit promotion on all services or products available at Hard Rock Hotel & Casino Punta Cana. Service fee can only be paid with cash, room charge and credit card. Service fee cannot be paid with the remaining Limitless Resort Credit promotion balance.

[Fire in da hole]

Real man is spending his valuable time on thinking of lofty matters, not on searching for some stupid discounts to save some stupid money on some stupid tickets to some stupid SBR event. For that reason money and women are always all over real men.

Don't you have to go blow yourself up or something? Do us all a favor and end our misery.

[Auto Donk]

Don't you have to go blow yourself up or something? Do us all a favor and end our misery.

don't worry..... Ms. Donk is bringin' her huge strapon on has her eyes set on his prized possession penguin's tight little bunghole.....

once AB sees her rip that little penguin's cinnamon ring wide open, he'll blow......

[Fire in da hole]

don't worry..... Ms. Donk is bringin' her huge strapon on has her eyes set on his prized possession penguin's tight little bunghole.....

once AB sees her rip that little penguin's cinnamon ring wide open, he'll blow......

[JAKEPEAVY21]

I did some research too and per the website, you only pay the 20% fee on the resort credit used. So, if you get $500 in resort credit, but only use $300, you pay a $60 fee not $100.

[sandos139]

Flights dropped today, booked roundtrip Miami to Punta 390$ nonstop on American. Pretty good price, they won't drop more than that. Anyone know the email to send the proof of travel, thanks.

[Booya711]

We may be stupid, but that makes you even MORE stupid for following us idiots on this dumb site.

Antibet is just a dumb fukking Russian that plays with himself because he is always lonely...fukk him

Dude is a complete tool

[LVHerbie]

I'm all about saving a buck too... but I don't recall Southwest offering any discounts from the Detroit area to Punta Cana 2 years ago? I believe I paid $478.00 2 years ago... got the reservation in August. Not a bad rate for the ticket and 2 checked bags.

I logged in periodically every month to check pricing... all the rate did... was continue to go up closer to the departure date.

Southwest does a site wide sale in June and October for a few days each year. Although they sometimes price match based on competitors' deals on the same route, besides that their prices are mainly based on seats sold and time remaining till departure. So yea if you miss those sales it is pretty unlikely you will find a deal with them.

[jjgold]

I looked was going to book and Sammy tells me it will cost $2900????

This fukkin guy more nuts than Shari..what websites do they use???????????????

[El Nino]

I looked was going to book and Sammy tells me it will cost $2900????

This fukkin guy more nuts than Shari..what websites do they use???????????????

Just stop, you muppet.

[blittydeuce]

ima make t-shirts that say

"i am quanger x"

Quangayyyyy

[RudyRuetigger]

Antibet is just a dumb fukking Russian that plays with himself because he is always lonely...fukk him

Dude is a complete tool

funny you make that assumption seeing how people that have met you state the same thing

[Booya711]

funny you make that assumption seeing how people that have met you state the same thing

Go grab another drink you useless fukk

[jjgold]

Just stop, you muppet.

Nino I AM OUT

[RudyRuetigger]

Go grab another drink you useless fukk

only stating what I heard pal, I actually heard much worse as well

[Auto Donk]

Nino I AM OUT

figures.... I knew as soon as I mentioned I was gonna take his room from him like the kids in grade school used to take his lunch money, he'd be out.....

couldn't stand the thought of me bangin' in the bed he paid air fare for while he's covered in sand after being dragged down to the beach by my wife and left in a heap.....

[jjgold]

figures.... I knew as soon as I mentioned I was gonna take his room from him like the kids in grade school used to take his lunch money, he'd be out.....

couldn't stand the thought of me bangin' in the bed he paid air fare for while he's covered in sand after being dragged down to the beach by my wife and left in a heap.....

I would pull a gun on you....if I was going 1st thing I do when I get off plane is buy a gun from local

[Auto Donk]

I would pull a gun on you....if I was going 1st thing I do when I get off plane is buy a gun from local

typical JJ... buys a saturday night special from a local only to have it blow up in his hand.....

I'd knock you out after that shit happens, but I feel sorry for you....

[Antibet]

Guys, please stay away from hookers in Punta Cana. Jjgold is secretly flying there to dress up as a Mexican prostitute and have sex with you for fun and some pesos.

[USCPHILLYGUY]

funny you make that assumption seeing how people that have met you state the same thing

I've met Booya.....very stand up guy.............knowledgeable sports gambler......I'd drink with him anytime.....only downside I noticed was his penchants to beat up old men who accuse him of taking their seat in a sports book.

[USCPHILLYGUY]

only stating what I heard pal, I actually heard much worse as well

[Booya711]

I've met Booya.....very stand up guy.............knowledgeable sports gambler......I'd drink with him anytime.....only downside I noticed was his penchants to beat up old men who accuse him of taking their seat in a sports book.

Fukk that old guy Philly!!!!! What a jerkoff he was...and it's not like Rudy's opinion matters here. Dude can't gamble and he is the forum drunk